“A federal grand jury returned an indictment Tuesday charging a Canadian citizen with illegally registering to vote and voting in federal elections in 2022 and 2024. ‘Every single time a noncitizen casts an illegal vote in North Carolina, it steals and nullifies the vote of an actual citizen,’ said US Attorney Ellis Boyle. ‘If the records are correct, this Canadian citizen appears to have voted in New Hanover and Pender County elections over the past 20 years. We intend to prove his illegal conduct in court and put an end to it,'” says an Eastern District of North Carolina press release.

“According to the indictment, Denis Bouchard, 69, falsely claimed to be a US citizen to vote in federal elections, including the most recent 2024 presidential election. Bouchard, who has resided in the United States since the 1960s, never obtained US citizenship. Despite his status as an alien, Bouchard certified that he was a US citizen on voter registration applications in 2022 and 2024, when he cast a ballot in the 2024 presidential election and 2022 congressional election. Bouchard is charged with two counts of 18 USC. § 1015(f) and two counts of 52 USC § 20511(2)(B). If convicted, he faces a maximum penalty of five years imprisonment on each count,” the press release continued.

It did not say who he voted for in either election, but a Facebook profile listing a Denis Bouchard living in Wilmington, North Carolina shows a man of about that age in a profile pic. Another profile pic is a meme saying “ALL THESE WOMEN HAVE ACCUSED BIDEN OF SEXUAL ASSAULT [various women] SHARE TO SHOW A BIDEN VOTER WHO HE IS.” Among the memes on his “newsfeed” is one that says “Democrats are suddenly worried that Iranian terror sleeper cells will now attack the USA from within. The same Democrats who let them all in. The same Democrats who want you to be unarmed,” misidentifying the party that was propagating fears of Iranian retaliation following the Orange God Emperor’s only partially effective bombing of Tehran’s nuclear facilities in June.

“At 0852 the president came out the South Portico entrance and walked the 20 or so feet into his waiting SUV. Pool photographers had a narrow view from about 100 yards away between his SUV and the one behind it through which to get earn their keep. At 0853 the motorcade is moving,” says the White House press pool report from Monday morning as the Orange God Emperor departed for his golf course in Virginia for the 21st time this year, per CBS’s Scott MacFarlane.

Team Orange might want need to expand that cordon if they don’t want to photogs to snap any pics of the bruising on the decrepit old bastard’s hands. Telephoto lenses are pretty solid these days.

A police officer in Livonia, Michigan last week successfully deployed a newfangled and very Batman-like grappling hook to stop suspects fleeing westbound on I-96, Michigan Live reports.

One small catch, per Livonia PD’s press release on the incident: “The Grappler is an innovative safety tool that deploys a high-strength net around a vehicle’s rear tire and axle, stopping it within seconds. In this case, after being stopped, the driver repeatedly attempted to break free by reversing and then accelerating forward. However, the Grappler held firm and because of the driver’s own actions, the vehicle’s rear axle was ripped off, permanently disabling the car.”

“This is not typical with Grappler deployments and was solely the result of the driver’s reckless attempts to escape,” the release continued as though they had to come up with something to acknowledge someone’s car was totaled and that was the best their PR team had.

Indian billionaire Mukesh Ambani’s family has postponed a planned September 12th “cultural showcase” at New York’s Lincoln Center, citing “unforeseen circumstances,” in response to convicted felon President Trump’s 50 percent tariffs on the country, the Straits Times reports.

It’s not clear how much of this was an Indian version of Shen-Yun but either way that’s how many millions of dollars for New York City’s economy that just got rug-pulled because the fat fuck is pissing everyone in the rest of the world off – that being said punishing India for buying Russian oil is the rare case of the fat fuck’s punitive tariffs being applied for a good enough reason.

Posted the Orange God Emperor on Monday: “What few people understand is that we do very little business with India, but they do a tremendous amount of business with us. In other words, they sell us massive amounts of goods, their biggest ‘client,’ but we sell them very little – Until now a totally one sided relationship, and it has been for many decades. The reason is that India has charged us, until now, such high Tariffs, the most of any country, that our businesses are unable to sell into India. It has been a totally one sided disaster! Also, India buys most of its oil and military products from Russia, very little from the US. They have now offered to cut their Tariffs to nothing, but it’s getting late. They should have done so years ago. Just some simple facts for people to ponder!!!”

It’s not clear if this was in response to the news of the cancelation. Who the hell knows.

“It is very important that the Drug Companies justify the success of their various Covid Drugs. Many people think they are a miracle that saved Millions of lives. Others disagree! With CDC being ripped apart over this question, I want the answer, and I want it NOW. I have been shown information from Pfizer, and others, that is extraordinary, but they never seem to show those results to the public.”

“Why not??? They go off to the next ‘hunt’ and let everyone rip themselves apart, including Bobby Kennedy Jr and CDC, trying to figure out the success or failure of the Drug Companies Covid work.”

“They show me GREAT numbers and results, but they don’t seem to be showing them to many others. I want them to show them NOW, to CDC and the public, and clear up this MESS, one way or the other!!! I hope OPERATION WARP SPEED was as ‘BRILLIANT’ as many say it was. If not, we all want to know about it, and why? Thank you for your attention to this very important matter!” posted a fat stupid fuck who understands nothing but is now acting like his fanboys will believe him when Big Pharma tells him whatever he wants to hear from them about COVID vaccines and treatments.

"This appears to be an attempt to shift the blame from Biden inflation onto Republicans."@ByronYork digs into the fine print of Democrats’ latest pitch to male voters — which includes blaming the GOP for higher beer prices. pic.twitter.com/MqpVYdnwdI

— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) September 1, 2025

House Oversight Chairbilly James Comer’s committee has withdrawn their subpoena with former FBI Director and Justice Department special counsel Robert Mueller after his family informed them the 81 year-old retired lawman is suffering from Parkinson’s disease and has difficulty speaking, the New York Times reports. Last month Paul Sperry from shitty right wing aggregator RealClearPolitics had reported that Mueller has been living in a “memory care facility,” so this is close enough.

“Bob was diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease in the summer of 2021. He retired from the practice of law at the end of that year. He taught at his law school alma mater during the fall of both 2021 and 2022, and he retired at the end of 2022. His family asks that his privacy be respected,” Mueller’s family said in a statement to the Times. Dipshit Comer had subpoenaed Mueller as part of his investigation into convicted felon President Trump’s dearly departed friend Jeffrey Epstein, for some reason believing the FBI Director at the time of the first case against Epstein in 2008 would have more information than Alex Acosta, the former US Attorney who actually fucking “prosecuted” the sex trafficker and later served as Trump’s Secretary of Labor, who was not among the subpoenaed.

Comer did subsequently announce that Acosta would sit for a “voluntary interview” in a press release that noticeably omitted whether the shitweasel would be answering questions under oath.

More than 800 people are dead after a 6.0 magnitude earthquake struck along Afghanistan’s eastern border with Pakistan late Sunday, the Wall Street Journal reports citing a Taliban minister.

At least another 2,500 were injured in the temblor which hit two rugged mountain provinces near the city of Jalalabad said Taliban spokesman Zabiullah Mujahid at a press conference. No serious damage or injuries were reported in adjacent areas of Pakistan, though a heat map of the intensity of the shaking by USGS shows it was indeed confined to a limited area inside of Afghan borders, likely an effect of the quake’s shallow 8 kilometer depth and the topographical barriers of the region.

Which means local to the epicenter the shaking was stronger than a 6.0 would imply – and that its waves were likely to have been amplified and refracted by the Hindu Kush mountains.

A suspected Russian interference attack disabled GPS navigation services at a Bulgarian airport and forced a plane carrying European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen to land at Plovdiv on Sunday using paper maps, the Financial Times reports in a hard-paywalled article.

“Prices are ‘WAY DOWN’ in the USA, with virtually no inflation. With the exception of ridiculous, corrupt politician approved ‘Windmills,’ which are killing every State and Country that uses them, Energy prices are falling, ‘big time.’ Gasoline is at many year lows. All of this despite magnificent Tariffs, which are bringing in Trillions of Dollars from Countries that took total advantage of us, for decades, and are making America STRONG and RESPECTED AGAIN!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday night, feeling extra dishonest just because the fancy struck.

Dog-murdering lamebrain DHS Security Kristi Noem on Sunday just casually made shit up about the impact of convicted felon President Trump’s pointless deployment of military troops to Los Angeles earlier this summer after some rowdy anti-ICE protests and got no pushback from CBS on it.

DC Federal Judge Sparkle Sooknanan (yeah there’s a judge named “Sparkle”) on Sunday blocked the Trump Regime from deporting 600 Guatemalan children aged 10 to 17 who arrived in the US as unaccompanied minors in the custody of the Department of Health and Human Services’ Office of Refugee Resettlement who were to be flown out this morning, Politico reports on what the reich is up to on Labor Day weekend. Deporting orphans back to the impoverished nightmare they fled.

UPDATE 8/31/2025 11:47 AM EDT: Sooknanan moved up her scheduled afternoon hearing because she received notification that putative class members are in the process of being removed from the United States. The hearing previously set for August 31, 2025, at 3:00 pm in Courtroom 14 has been rescheduled to August 31, 2025, at 12:30 pm in Courtroom 14 before Judge Sparkle L Sooknanan.”

In response to growing international recognition of a Palestinian State, Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu’s regime plans to annex certain parts of the West Bank currently already occupied by settlers in what Axios reports is “retaliation for the imminent recognition of Palestine” by Australia, Canada, France, the UK, and others at the UN General Assembly next month.

So yeah, that’s the plan: Spite. Axios notes that convicted felon President Trump twice in his first failed administration commanded Netanyahu not to go through with annexations and Bibi obeyed. This time however Israelis are, per Axios, claiming that the fat fuck and his minions” “won’t oppose annexation because they’re so angry at the countries planning to recognize Palestine.”

It’s not clear how safe of a bet that is given some fairly significant shifts in recent months.

“Doctor” Seb Gorka wasn’t having it Sunday morning when CNN’s Briana Keilar pointed out that “Of 172 mass attacks in the US between 2016 and 2020, 96 percent were non-trans men. So are you missing the bigger picture when you zero in on the” shitbag who shot up that Minneapolis Catholic school mass killing two children this week “being trans?” to which Gorka said “when you concentrate at mass shootings at schools, specifically Christian or Catholic schools, then the data set is different.” Keilar then countered with “When you look at 32 school shootings since 2020, only 3 of them committed by transgender shooters.” Gorka said “Forgive me if I don’t go with CNN’s stats.”

A meeting of the Louisiana Oyster Task Force last week mostly concerning oyster fishing business also found time to include a grim note about the recent deaths of one Louisianan and another visitor to the state due to infection from the Vibrio vulnificus, aka flesh-eating, bacteria from oysters caught in the state’s coastal waters, NBC News reports on that MAHA feeling.

“Many people with Vibrio vulnificus infection can become seriously ill and need intensive care or limb amputation,” the state Department of Health said. “About one in five people with this infection dies, sometimes within a day or two of becoming ill.” The two deaths bring the in-state total to four in 2025 within Louisiana while reportedly two more died in Florida from Louisiana-caught oysters.

The driver of the vehicle in which he and two passengers were killed earlier this month when undocumented Indian migrant Harjinder Singh made an illegal u-turn in an 18-wheeler across the Florida Turnpike in Fort Pierce was himself facing eventual deportation as he was in the US on the temporary protected status program currently facing termination by the Trump Regime, the Miami Herald reports on the likely reason why state and federal officials were slow to publicize his identity.

Two friends of 30 year-old Herby Dufresne, who was killed along with passengers Faniola Joseph, 37, and Rodrigue Dor, 54, tell the Herald that Dufresne had arrived in Florida on the humanitarian parole program in December 2023 but – along with the other two – had moved to Indiana earlier this year. They were headed back north following a shopping trip to their former neighborhood in the Miami area when the minivan Dufresne was driving collided with Singh’s tractor trailer on the 12th.

“He had dreams,” a friend in Haiti told the Herald. “But to be honest, he is someone who always knew he wasn’t going to stay in the US. He said he was leaving, but he would be back.” The friend indicated this was of Dufresne’s own volition rather than the inevitability of deportation after the now-president and vice president spent a good amount of last year’s campaign claiming that Haitian refugees were eating the dogs, eating the cats, eating the pets of “real Americans.”

Hayden Christensen can act. It’s not some Academy Award-caliber performance in the above journalism classic Shattered Glass, but contrary to conventional wisdom among Star Wars fans the guy can actually inhabit a character in a script on screen instead of robotically spewing the lines.

“I used, at the my house, the most beautiful marble and stone available anywhere. Surfaces are very important to me as a Builder. As everyone knows, I built many GREAT Buildings, and other things, over the years. At my house, I am very proud of the beautiful stonework we did in the Daisy Garden, in this case, using limestone plus. The Daisy Garden is completed, and far more beautiful than anyone ever had in mind when it was conceived of, decades ago. Three days ago, while admiring the stonework, I happened to notice a huge gash in the limestone that extended more than 25 yards long. It was deep and nasty! I started yelling, ‘Who did this, and I want to find out now!’ – And I didn’t say this in a nice manner. I wondered, ‘Was it vandalism or, was it stupidity?'”

“Lo and behold, because of the fact that we’ve installed the finest security equipment anywhere, they brought back the stupid people, with their boss watching (in sunglasses!). It was a subcontractor that was installing heavy landscaping on a steel cart that was broken and tilting badly, with it rubbing hard against the soft, beautiful stone. I love and respect great workers and contractors, but something like this should never happen. Now, I’ll replace the stone, charge the contractor, and never let that contractor work at my house again – But, how great is the video equipment? We caught them, cold” writes Village of San Marco resident John Martin Sprenk in a letter to the editors of Villages-News.com, accompanied by a video of the damage occuring.

“‘The Reciprocal Trade Agreements Act (RTAA) of 1934 was a landmark law that gave the president the authority to negotiate bilateral, reciprocal trade agreements with other countries, allowing tariff reductions in exchange for similar concessions from trading partners.’ Appeal to SCOTUS, win” – Top comment on the Daily Wire article “Appeals Court Strikes Down Sweeping Trump Tariffs, Setting Up Battle At Supreme Court,” posted Friday night shortly after the big news that National Zero missed.

From the article itself: “The US Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit ruled 7-4 that Trump overstepped his authority under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA).” As in not the RTAA, a trade statute with a completely different process with a much more limited scope for thoroughly negotiated bilateral trade agreements, not tariffs, that STILL has to involve Congress in the decision. Which is why never invoked it and thus the RTAA has absolutely fucking nothing, nothing at all to do with this ruling. This asshole Daily Wire commenter had five months to have the most basic understanding of the laws at work here. Or he and the 33 other dipshits who upvoted him could’ve just read the article above the post and maybe they would’ve gotten it that Los Supremos aren’t going to rule in Trump’s favor in an RTAA petition to decide the scope of the IEEPA.

Bill Clinton spotted traveling with a portable defibrillator: report https://t.co/k4j3xELmIZ

— John Solomon (@jsolomonReports) August 30, 2025

Not for nothing but maybe, just maybe, on a day when all the libs are paying increasing attention to signs of your president’s quite possibly failing health, even claiming he’s secretly dead or dying, there could be an argument that printing an article about clues to the condition of the former president – whose death would mean a whole lot less to the nation and indeed the world than the demise of the current president – isn’t the best idea, John. It might even be seen as actually kind of validating the growing suspicions about your Orange Allah’s condition given literally your entire fucking career for the past decade, where any and everything Trump was accused of was in some way turned back on the Clintons, Barack Obama, or Joe and Hunter Biden.