Sunday morning’s coordinated Ukrainian drone strike on Russia’s bomber fleet was indeed a significant blow to dictator Vladimir Putin’s regime, the Associated Press reports with a breakdown of the impact that was kind of missing from the initial coverage of the attack.

Prior to the attack there were, according to western experts, 50 to 60 each of the 1950s era Tupolev Tu-95 and 1970s era Tu-22Ms and 20 of the A-50s. The precise numbers of which models were destroyed was not clear, but suffice to say Russia lost at least fully a third of its bomber fleet in one action. And these things aren’t exactly rolling off the production line as the first two dated to the Soviet Union and aren’t being built any more (Don’t laugh too hard, 76 of the Tu-95’s American rival, the B-52, are ships of Theseus still in US Air Force service and will be until the 2050s).

“Yesterday’s horrific attack in Boulder, Colorado, WILL NOT BE TOLERATED in the United States of America. He came in through Biden’s ridiculous Open Border Policy, which has hurt our Country so badly. He must go out under ‘TRUMP’ Policy. Acts of Terrorism will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the Law. This is yet another example of why we must keep our Borders SECURE, and deport Illegal, Anti-American Radicals from our Homeland. My heart goes out to the victims of this terrible tragedy, and the Great People of Boulder, Colorado!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, not explaining why the attacked hadn’t already been deported or at the very least had revoked whatever parole the Biden Administration allowed him to have.

Also why is it “he must go out”? Does this mean that, instead of prosecuting him for the crime and sentencing him to life in prison, the Trump regime is just going to deport him?

“ALERT: All purchases of Iranian Oil, or Petrochemical products, must stop, NOW! Any Country or person who buys ANY AMOUNT of OIL or PETROCHEMICALS from Iran will be subject to, immediately, Secondary Sanctions. They will not be allowed to do business with the United States in any way, shape, or form. Thank you for your attention to this matter,” posted TACO man on May 1st.

That’s not what was in the headline, but follow along here: Back in November prosecutors in the Eastern District of New York hit Indian billionaire Gautam Adani and seven of his minions with “with conspiracies to commit securities and wire fraud and substantive securities fraud for their roles in a multi-billion-dollar scheme to obtain funds from US investors and global financial institutions on the basis of false and misleading statements.” Then on May 15th, Bloomberg printed about the least surprising headline: “Adani Camp Meets Trump Officials in Push to End US Bribery Cases,” that “push” almost certainly just being more bribery. Bloomberg’s sources said Team Adani was hoping to have this little unpleasantry cast aside in as little as a month, or however long it took the Orange Shiva to come up with a number on how much $TRUMP shitcoin he wanted Adani to buy.

Whatever it was, that price has had to have gone up substantially, as the Wall Street Journal now reports that prosecutors are looking into whether Adani did like fucking EXACTLY, LITERALLY what Trump said not to do in his Truth Social post by accepting deliveries of Iranian liquefied natural gas at a port he owns in Mumbai. And it’s not just federal prosecutors talking about this on background, but the Journal themselves looked at shipping patterns by vessels traveling back and forth between the Persian Gulf and Adani’s docks and found that “their behavior often exhibited traits seen by ships seeking to evade sanctions.” Gautam better load up on some NFTs and “RUMP” watches too.

Actor Jonathan Joss, best known for his voice role as “John Redcorn,” the Native American massage therapist who fathered Dale Gribble’s son Joseph in the classic Texas-set animated series King of The Hill, was shot dead in San Antonio on Sunday night after arguing with a neighbor, TMZ reports.

The neighbor then fled in a vehicle but was caught by cops blocks away shortly thereafter, per TMZ.

The show, which ended in 2009, is set to resume airing with new episodes on Hulu in August. It’s not clear if Joss, 59, who was also known for a recurring live-action role as a native casino boss in Parks and Recreation, had returned as the same character in the upcoming King of The Hill season.

Speaking on CNBC this morning, Illinois MAGA Congressman Darin LaHood waved away host Andrew Ross Sorkin citing Ketamine Brain being “not happy” with the Big Beautiful Bill by saying simply that Musk “doesn’t understand how the tax bill works.” Come for that part but stay for the end where LaHood’s expression and odd vocalization betrays a deep lack of belief in his own bullshit about incentivizing private equity with tax giveaways at the expense of doctors and teachers.

Convicted felon President Trump’s efforts to show everyone how great he is at making deals is facing yet another unexpected challenge as Iranian sources tell Reuters they’re poised to reject the terms proposed by the fat bastard in an inchoate agreement on their nuclear program.

“Iran is drafting a negative response to the US proposal, which could be interpreted as a rejection of the US offer,” said a senior diplomat on Team Ayatollah, adding “the US stance on enrichment on Iranian soil remains unchanged, and there is no clear explanation regarding the lifting of sanctions.”

“If you remember back three years ago, they had no money. We would’ve had a deal, had the election not been rigged, we would’ve had a deal within the first week or two with Iran and they wouldn’t have had a nuclear weapon. Now they’re 31 days away from having a nuclear weapon. 31 days away. You think they’re tough – You think they’re tough right now to negotiate with? When they have a nuclear weapon, it’s a terrible – They’re 31 days away. And I ended the Iran Nuclear Deal, which was ready to expire, and it was one of the worst deals ever,” said Trump on January 19, 2024, telling voters how tough he is on Iran and how easy it would be to make a deal with them.

In a total kangaroo court, no due process, third world country move, the Atlanta, Indiana Town Council on Friday voted 4-1 to remove Republican utility superintendent and building commissioner Andy Emmert from his position after Emmert was implicated but not actually charged – by the primary suspect in a gruesome 1992 murder in which they stabbed, shot, and then dismembered a guy who had threatened to inform on their two-man auto theft ring, Fox 59 reports.

Emmert ran in the 2016 GOP primary for some office abbreviated as “Pct Comm Atlanta,” losing to Fred Farley, now a councilman who was among the four who voted to remove Emmert. The lone dissenter was council president Murray Dixon, who went classic MAGA with “I’m not in the legal system. I’m not judge. I’m not a jury. I’m not a prosecutor,” displaying his fundamental ignorance of his duties as a legislator because no shit he wasn’t being asked to find Emmert guilty of crime.

Last month cops arrested local scumbag Thomas Anderson Jr in the March 1992 murder of Tony Bledsoe, confessing to investigators that Emmert had stabbed the victim multiple times before Anderson shot him in the head, after Bledsoe had threatened to tell police Emmert had sold him a stolen car radio. The two then cut Bledsoe’s hands, head, and feet off and dumped them in a bucket of concrete, leaving the rest of the man’s body on the side of a highway. The remains were found a few months later but not identified by coroners until 2018. It’s not clear how Anderson was finally implicated more than three decades later or why Emmert hasn’t been charged by prosecutors yet, but this isn’t the now-former town official’s first time coming under law enforcement scrutiny.

‘You know it’s a good bill because the left hates it,’ @Jim_Jordan on Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill and its alignment with four core Republican principles. pic.twitter.com/GHiJl9k6KR

— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) June 2, 2025

“Wow, the left hates it? Fuck yeah. I’m calling my Senator right now and telling them to vote YES on the Big Beautiful Bill! I wish someone had told me earlier about that part. I would’ve been much more enthusiastic about supporting it,” a Fox News viewer is meant to say after viewing Jordan’s spiel.

The details of this sob story in the Philadelphia Inquirer don’t really matter because you can already tell by the quote headline where it’s going but, for a bare minimum of context, the topline is that a bunch of staffers who seasonally manage an Army Corps of Engineers-owned 300-site campground on Raystown Lake in Pennsylvania got DOGEd, forcing its closure, leaving nearby business owners in Huntingdon County – which convicted felon President Trump won by friggin 75.96 to 23.13 percent in November – who are dependent on that traffic crying out for help and hearing nothing.

“This affects the entire county, not just us,” said fishing/general store owner Judy Norris, whose revenue is down 45 or 50 percent from last year due to the closures. “This is recreation. We’re talking about campsites. This isn’t hurting anyone, and it’s not going to save the government any money by closing these campgrounds.” Sweating the closure as Memorial Day weekend approached, Norris reached out to the Corps or any elected officials and heard nothing at all. “This is Memorial Day weekend. You normally can’t move in here. The parking lot is usually jammed,” the 81 year-old Caucasian said as she looked at her largely empty store that she voted for.

“That’s hundreds of families not coming through here every weekend,” said Brian Paterson, who owns a barbecue joint nearby, also down about 45 percent from last year. “This will put a hurting on us. If they don’t do anything soon, this summer is ruined,” he continued. The article doesn’t say whom Paterson voted for, but the relatively calm language may point toward the Orange God Emperor. A liberal would be far more vocal about getting needlessly fucked over.

“Domino’s Pizza Inc is kicking off June with a special deal: customers can carry out large two-topping pizzas for $6.99 each from June 2-8. ‘Summer is unofficially here, and Domino’s is celebrating by doing what we do best: offering delicious pizza at a great value,’ said Kate Trumbull, Domino’s executive vice president – chief marketing officer. ‘Whether you’re hosting a graduation party, throwing a summer gathering with friends or watching the final basketball games, Domino’s has your meal plans covered. It’s the perfect time to take advantage of this deal!’ Domino’s $6.99 weeklong carryout special is available for any large pizza with two toppings, including Hand Tossed, Crunchy Thin or New York Style crust. For a $3 upcharge, customers can try Domino’s delectable new Parmesan Stuffed Crust pizza,” says a press release from Domino’s heralding a liminal window the chain is charging customers a price marginally closer to their product’s actual value.

That’s right. For the next six days, starting the moment East Coast Domino’s locations open this morning, in the specific circumstance in which customers enter the establishments themselves to retrieve the specified product, they can obtain the foodstuffs for at a cost more proximate to their worth than they were just hours ago when large two-topping pizzas were priced as high as $14.99 or even more at some franchises. Meaning that even those who would justifiably proclaim “You couldn’t pay me to eat that fucking garbage” could experience a brief, ephemeral pause. Then, in the weaker willed among them, a dark metastasis of “Well, I haven’t had it in a while. Maybe it’s gotten better,” portends a collapse of resistance. Mere curiosity blooms into intemperance, the wicked malignance summoned by the black glyphs “D O M I N O S . C O M” materializes from the aether…

Come away from entrancement, liege! RESIST THE BECKONING SIREN! YOU ARE GREATER THAN THIS! UNWIND THE CURSED TENDRILS THAT HAVE CAPTURED AND DAMNED THOUST SOUL!

New polling commissioned by Axios and Morning Consult finds that President Trump is delivering on his promises to expose the pro-China socialists across the world because if these respondents now favor Xi’s regime over the beacon of freedom in the White House then he’s doing something right.

This chart shows just how much he’s over the target and putting America First and Marxist globalism last. And it’s just fake, rigged polling from the lamestream media losers at Axios desperate for more web traffic. They oversampled Democrats. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after providing this unbiased look at these globalist pro-China polling results. We hope our MAGA readers appreciate the free talking points.

“Dear Governor DeWine and Members of the Ohio General Assembly, As pastors from across Ohio, we write to express our firm opposition to the proposed legislation that would expand gambling by legalizing online poker and virtual casino gambling in our state. This legislation is not just harmful – it is deeply unjust. It preys on our state’s most vulnerable citizens by promoting addictive gambling as a means of generating state revenue. As Christian leaders, we know Jesus has a special heart for the poor (Psalm 140:12) and has called on those in governing authority to reject ‘unjust decrees’ (Isaiah 10:1). The data is undeniable expanded predatory gaming in the state is an exponential wealth transfer, exploiting low-income Ohioans to play addictive games stacked against them and sending the money to wealthy out-of-state gambling corporations,” says an open letter signed by no fewer than 131 Buckeye State shepherds associated with the Center for Christian Virtue.

Continued: “What’s more, expanding access to 24/7 online gambling – especially through smartphones and computers – turns every living room into a casino and every struggling Ohioan into a potential target for financial exploitation. This is especially dangerous with the mental health crisis our state is facing because, according to the Ohio Casino Control Commission, gambling addiction results in the greatest rates of suicide compared to other forms of addiction.”

Not among the signatories for whatever reason but still very much an opponent of the bill was Sandusky-area Pastor Gary Click, whose other job, a Republican state Representative, gives him a little more sway against it. “We know that gambling appeals to those who have the lowest education, the lowest income, and the greatest debt,” Click said, per the Ohio Capital Journal. “As we increase gambling especially online gambling we are harming the most vulnerable people in the state.”

MAGA-backed conservative historian Karol Nawrocki won Poland’s weekend presidential runoff election, edging out liberal Warsaw Mayor Rafal Trzaskowski by 50.89 percent of votes to 49.11 percent, the AP reports citing the national election authority’s final results.

“We are saddened and heartbroken to learn that an incendiary device was thrown at walkers at the Run for Their Lives walk on Pearl Street as they were raising awareness for the hostages still held in Gaza. We don’t have all the details of what is unfolding, and we promise to keep our community informed,” says a statement attributed to the Boulder, Colorado Jewish Community Center after at least five people were burned by a molotov thrown by a still-unidentified assailant during the Sunday event calling for the release of the remaining Israeli hostages still being held by Hamas in Gaza.

Continued: “Our hearts go out to those who witnessed this horrible attack, and prayers for a speedy recovery to those who were injured. We are in touch with law enforcement about our Boulder Jewish community, and safety is our highest priority. We are working closely with SCN, Boulder PD, and the FBI. We are grateful for the first responders who are caring for our injured. We will continue to work together to share information and provide support for our community. When events like this enter our own community, we are shaken. Our hope is that we come together for one another.”

The suspect in the attack was named as Mohamed Sabry Soliman, ethnicity not terribly surprising.

A Saturday Fox News article headlined “Bono’s ‘300,000 dead’ claim over USAID cuts gets smacked down by Rogan, Musk: ‘Liar/idiot’” unintentionally revealed, once again, an extreme state of confusion in the MAGAverse as to what is and is not a flex of political, policy, and media strength for convicted felon President Trump’s regime and the vast propaganda ecosystem that keeps it afloat, all of it through the omissions of various facts pertinent to the subject matter in the article.

But first here’s what is in the article, starting with lede: “U2 frontman and longtime global activist Bono took a swing at the Trump administration disbanding the US Agency for International Development (USAID)) on ‘The Joe Rogan Experience’ podcast, blaming the cuts for a staggering 300,000 deaths. And he was swiftly fact-checked by Rogan and Elon Musk in a takedown that lit up social media.” Okay, insufferable messianic Irish rock star owned by bald idiot who thinks dragons are real and male urinary incontinence sufferer. Real feel-good, America First story in Foxland.

The first exit poll from Poland’s Sunday presidential election finds pro-EU centrist Warsaw mayor Rafal Trzaskowski with a freaking tight-ass 50.17 to 49.83 percent edge over MAGA-backed right wing historian Karol Nawrocki. Exit polls are usually shit in the United States, but in a lot of other countries – Poland included – they tend to be predictive of the outcome. Outgoing incumbent right winger Andrej Duda was ahead over Trzaskowski by 50.4 to 49.6 percent in the first 2020 exit poll and ultimately won with 51.3 percent of the vote. It ain’t over yet, but it’s a good sign.

Revealing far too much about his level of governing acumen, convicted felon President Trump on Sunday posted “If the Courts somehow rule against us on Tariffs, which is not expected, that would allow other Countries to hold our Nation hostage with their anti-American Tariffs that they would use against us. This would mean the Economic ruination of the United States of America!”

Extrapolate this for a second: Say Cuba fired a volley of missiles at Key West, killing hundreds of Americans. There’s no active AUMF against Cuba so – just as a thought experiment – suppose that Trump would abide by the absence of one and have to go to Congress and request it to retaliate.

Does anyone seriously believe that Congress would turn him down? Is he really this fucking daft that if the Supreme Court says Congress has to authorize (most of) his tariffs, that they would not actually go along with it if foreign markets started their own moronic “Liberation Day” trade wars?

Holy shit this is a really fucking stupid way to try to sell his position on tariff authority.

During his televised Wednesday afternoon meltdown over the “TACO” meme in which he raged at a reporter for asking “nastiest question” about Wall Street’s seeing him as constantly chickening out on tariffs, convicted felon President Trump also mentioned he’d “never heard that.” Amazingly it’s quite likely the fat bastard was actually telling the truth there as White House sources tell CNN he raged at his minions for not telling him about it. “He thought the reporter was calling him a chicken,” a source said, adding that Donald was “reasonably” frustrated with the phrase.

“It clearly bothered him, primarily because it demonstrated a lack of understanding about how he actually utilizes those threats for leverage,” said another minion, lol. “But obviously he’s not a guy who looks kindly on weakness, so the idea anyone would think that with respect to his actions isn’t received well.” CNN’s reporting does not, unfortunately, include any further specifics about TACO man getting angry with his underlings, like if it was obvious to him that they had been aware of it, and of course they no doubt did by that point, but avoided telling him for fear of his wrath.

That being said it’s really all on him for watching Fox News all but suck his cock all morning only to be surprised by something could’ve seen on CNBC, Bloomberg, etc or by spending five minutes reading any major news site. That way he’d be prepared when taking questions from the MSM.

Ukraine’s government “did NOT notify the Trump administration of the attack in advance” of the drone strikes inside Russia that destroyed at least 41 of dictator Vladimir Putin’s heavy bomber aircraft parked on four different airfields, Axios reports on the convicted felon president’s failure to do his buddy in Moscow a solid or to help bring about a peace agreement 3,144 hours after the self-imposed deadline of 12 noon on January 21st, 2025 Trump had promised on the campaign trail.

CORRECTION 6/1/2025 12:51 PM EDT: Axios fucked this up but did not actually note the mistake, simply appending “Editor’s note: This story has been updated with additional reporting.” The original version printed about an hour ago attributed a Ukrainian official when they wrote “Ukraine did notify the Trump administration of the attack in advance” in their story about the strikes, emphasis added.

Treasury Suckretary Scott Bessent on Sunday told CBS’s Margaret Brennan that American retailers like Walmart have the freedom to choose how they handle the increased costs of tariffs in that they can either eat the tariffs and decrease their profit margins or they can just not sell the imported goods subject to the levies. “Wait and see what does happen,” Bessent said, a running theme with Republicans this morning. Later in the clip Bessent basically called JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon a moron for predicting that the Big Beautiful Bill would do long-term damage to the US bond market.