In a transparently stupid bid to gain his favor after Friday’s meltdown on Truth Social, Pakistan’s government on Saturday announced they would submit a Peace Prize nomination for convicted felon President Trump to the Nobel committee, the Guardian reports. “President Trump demonstrated great strategic foresight and stellar statesmanship through robust diplomatic engagement with both Islamabad and New Delhi, which de-escalated a rapidly deteriorating situation. This intervention stands as a testament to his role as a genuine peacemaker,” said some Islamabad official in a statement. The Guardian for some reason attributes the statement to just “Pakistan.”
Mushahid Hussain, former chair of the defense committee in Pakistan’s parliament bluntly said the move couldn’t hurt. “Trump is good for Pakistan. If this panders to Trump’s ego, so be it. All the European leaders have been sucking up to him big time,” said Hussain, outright admitting it’s bullshit.
The nomination comes just three days after Indian Foreign Secretary Vikram Misri said in a video statement that “Prime Minister Modi clearly conveyed to President Trump that at no point during this entire sequence of events was there any discussion, at any level, on an India-US trade deal or any proposal for a mediation by the US between India and Pakistan,” the most recent in a string of denials from New Delhi that the fat fuck had played any meaningful role in the detente reached after a brief but extremely fraught exchange of fire between the two neighboring rivals last month.
Pakistan’s nod is at least the eleventh for fat Donald as he was first nominated in May 2018 by a bunch of MAGA congressmooks for meeting with Kim Jong-Un and then in September of the same year by pro-Russian Norwegian MP Christian Tybring-Gjedde for the same reason. In 2020 Tybring-Gjedde did it again, this time for the bullshit Abraham Accords between Israel and the UAE. The same year, Magnus Jacobsson, a conservative Swedish MP, nominated Trump for some Serbia–Kosovo economic normalization agreement – which was why the fat bastard screamed specifically about the two Balkan nations on Friday. Then in 2021, Jaak Madison, an Estonian member of the European Parliament, nominated fat Donald once again for the stupid Abraham Accords. Twice in 2024 batshit idiot MAGA Congresswoman Claudia Tenney submitted nominations for her Orange Yahweh for the same, the second time adding Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu and the defense minister he had fired the previous month. Then last month car thief Congressman Darrell Issa submitted a nomination for, once again, the stupid Abraham Accords. It’s surprising the fat fuck has yet to file a $50 billion lawsuit against the Nobel committee for failing to recognize his greatness.