Texas MAGA Congressman Randy “Pussy” Weber on Thursday followed his Orange Dom’s lead and used the attack on New Orleans perpetrated by a US citizen to rant about “open borders.”

Still purposely ignoring that there’s zero evidence the border had anything to do with either the massacre in New Orleans’ French Quarter or the Cybertruck explosion outside his shithole flophouse in Las Vegas that may or may not have been a deliberate “attack” on the premises, convicted felon President-Elect Trump on Thursday morning posted “With the Biden ‘Open Border’s Policy’ I said, many times during Rallies, and elsewhere, that Radical Islamic Terrorism, and other forms of violent crime, will become so bad in America that it will become hard to even imagine or believe.”

“That time has come, only worse than ever imagined. Joe Biden is the WORST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA, A COMPLETE AND TOTAL DISASTER. What he and his group of Election Interfering ‘thugs’ have done to our Country will not soon be forgotten! MAGA,” the rant continued.

Just after midnight on Thursday the fat fuck also posted “Our Country is a disaster, a laughing stock all over the World! This is what happens when you have OPEN BORDERS, with weak, ineffective, and virtually nonexistent leadership. The DOJ, FBI, and Democrat state and local prosecutors have not done their job. They are incompetent and corrupt, having spent all of their waking hours unlawfully attacking their political opponent, ME, rather than focusing on protecting Americans from the outside and inside violent SCUM that has infiltrated all aspects of our government, and our Nation itself. Democrats should be ashamed of themselves for allowing this to happen to our Country.”

“The CIA must get involved, NOW, before it is too late. The USA is breaking down – A violent erosion of Safety, National Security, and Democracy is taking place all across our Nation. Only strength and powerful leadership will stop it. See you on January 20th. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

Law enforcement sources tell CBS News that Colorado-based active duty US Army solider Matthew Alan Livelsberger is suspected of being the person whose body was incinerated in the Wednesday Tesla Cybertruck explosion outside the Trump whorehouse in Las Vegas. Livelsberger had rented the hideous electric vehicle from its owner through Turo – the same carsharing app used by New Orleans terrorist Shamsud Din Jabbar, who also served in the Army – and that his wife told investigators she had not heard from her husband in several days.

In a CNN story headlined “It’s about to get dangerously cold, even for winter” the “most trusted name” in mainstream media news warned Thursday that outdoor temperatures will plummet across wide swaths of the United States in a way that somehow exceeds people’s previous expectations or experiences during the season typically associated with frigid weather conditions.

The framing seems to imply that the coming temperature drop is beyond the pale of winter’s prior restraint so this time it means business, that you all fucked around so now you’re going to find out the wrath of Boreas or some other antediluvian ice deity. Which is to say it’s stupid, even for CNN.

“Some of the most significant below average temperatures will occur from the central US to the Southeast. Overnight lows could dip below freezing along the Gulf Coast at times next week. New Orleans doesn’t frequently hit or fall below the freezing mark, but it could reach that threshold next week for the first time since last January,” says the actual useful-ish parts of the text of the report.

Toward the bottom of a not particularly long Maggie Haberman article on her Orange Muse’s batshit Wednesday morning Truth Social post claiming, without evidence, that the terrorist who slaughtered at least 15 people in New Orleans’s French Quarter overnight had come from overseas, the New York Times Trump beat reporter writes that the degenerate racist slob’s “spokesman did not immediately respond to an email seeking comment after the suspect’s history was made public.”

Which is weird because those fuckers always have some retcon or fake ass explanation for every stupid thing the fat fuck says, or that it’s somehow “pointing to a larger truth.” Hell that Haberman couldn’t even get a quote on background says they’re just giving up on trying to polish this one.

One person was inside the Cybertruck that exploded outside of convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s prostitution coworking space in Las Vegas and, like most people who are inside of a Tesla vehicle when it catches fire, that person is no longer among the living, the AP reports.

Officials say they’re still working to get whatever fragments of the body that remain out, so it miiiight just kind of be a while before there’s a positive ID on the person. Mediaite claims that, based on the presence of fireworks, officials are probing a terror link but it’s Mediaite so not even linking it. It is obvious however that fireworks were somehow involved in the explosion.

The death toll in US born ISIS fanboy Shamsud Din Jabbar’s massacre of New Year’s partygoers in New Orleans’s French Quarter has risen to 15, officials said on Wednesday, per ABC News.

Now for a happier story about a major incident involving an electric truck: A Tesla Cybertruck exploded in front of the entrance to convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s money laundering concern in Las Vegas on Wednesday, according to a shit ton of tweets. There’s no actual reporting on this yet, just a preponderance of Twitter users saying that this indeed happened minutes ago at the Trump Las Vegas resort. Plus that’s definitely a Cybertruck burning there.

A law enforcement source tells the New Orleans Times-Picayune that the terrorist who killed at least 10 people in the city’s French Quarter early Wednesday is 42 year-old Shamsud Din Jabbar. The source added he was carrying an ISIS flag in the truck as had been suspected by media.

A search of criminal records indicates that Jabbar has lived in Texas since at least 2002, when he was charged with “THEFT PROP>=$50 < $500" and the prosecution was deferred. Jabbar also has a lapsed license as a real estate sales agent but no dates on that are listed. All of which points to Jabbar as NOT having crossed the border on his way to slaughtering innocent people in New Orleans early this morning as MAGA propagandists had so badly wanted. Sur-fucking-prise, right?

More updates: ABC News confirms the truck was rented via Turo – the owner we declined to identify is not the suspect. Fox News meanwhile corrected themselves twice on the link to the border: First they changed their story from that the “suspect crossed the border two days ago” to the “truck” crossed the border. Then they changed “two days ago” to November 16th. The Turo page lists six renter reviews since that date, so it is EXTREMELY unlikely the suspect drove in from Mexico.

The Ford F-150 used to plow into a crowd of New Year’s Eve revelers in New Orleans’s French Quarter district early Wednesday was available for and frequently used in rentals via a service called Turo – basically an Airbnb for vehicles – before the still-unidentified male terrorist who drove it into Louisiana and launched his attack. A photo showing the partially obscured Texas license plate of the 2023 model electric Ford F-150 lines up with the state’s DMV registration of that actual vehicle when the first two letters are filled in – as well as the decal with the name of the dealership, Mac Haik Ford, located in Pasadena, Texas and listed as the seller in the registration record.

The VIN number appears in a photo on the truck’s profile page on Turo, which links to the owner’s page, showing he owns at least five vehicles offered for rent on the site. The white Ford F-150 Lightning is not currently available on Wednesday. All of this is to say it is EXTREMELY difficult to imagine the man listed as the owner in the registration in the Texas DMV’s records and at Turo is the terrorist. As such, National Zero will not be printing his full name. However if you do see social media rumors blaming someone named “Rodrigo” be advised whoever is propagating it is almost certainly completely full of shit and probably trying to turn this horror into a MAGA “open border” thing.

At least 10 people are dead and 35 are injured after a truck plowed into a crowd at around 3:15 AM on Wednesday in the French Quarter of New Orleans, 4WWL reports. “This man was trying to run over as many people as he possibly could,” New Orleans Police Department Superintendent Anne Kirkpatrick told reporters at a press conference, adding that an explosive device had been found at the scene. The still-unidentified suspect was killed after the attack.

Yayyy!!! This New Year’s going to be just fabulous! Everything is awesome!!!

At least 10 people, children among them, suffered minor injuries Tuesday when staff at a Peabody, Massachusetts arcade/fun center attempted to drop a net full of balloons onto revelers as part of an early New Year’s Eve countdown-type celebration, only to have the line pull down a large, bulky display made of Lego bricks and send it crashing down onto those present, the Guardian reports.

“Large Lego pieces were everywhere, kids were crying, there were tons of people all in the office, some with ice packs over their heads and people allowing their children to steal the Lego pieces like souvenirs,” a witness told WBZ-TV of the “pure chaos” of the scene. Eight were hospitalized.

A majority of MPs in Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s Liberal Party have called on him to resign as his government teeters on the brink of collapse, CTV News reports.

Calling the current House GOP caucus an environment in which the “free flow of ideas and thoughts and open voices” thrive without fear of “retribution or authoritarian-style leadership like they had under Pelosi,” is um, sort of technically accurate-ish, in theory if you look at it strictly through the lens of contrasting with Nancy Pelosi’s command. On one hand she did squash Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s bid to lead Oversight Dems, which was shitty and not at all an isolated incident of her exerting control, even when Hakeem Jeffries now leads the conference. The other side of that is you have to be really fucking daft to say that Pelosi’s iron fist did not produce results. She got historic legislation passed with that same majority margin that Kevin McCarthy couldn’t even last a full year in the Speakership, thus it’s plain that what this assclown calls “authoritarian” is simply competence.

Looking at it not strictly through that lens, the claim “there is no fear of retribution or authoritarian-style leadership,” is just… lol. Let’s just go ahead and paste in the sentence “Many Republicans did not want to put their names to criticisms of Trump – who is well known to try to exact retribution against GOP critics – with others dodging questions about his comments entirely” without linking the article or even dating it because the utter lack of any other context is the actual point here. It could’ve been from any single political news story on any single day out of the last decade.

Also the “free flow of ideas” and “we have a much better society” lines are hysterical too. Great way to tell everyone you prepped for the interview by reading the first two sentences of Wikipedia’s article on the Age of Enlightenment without telling everyone you prepped for the interview by reading the first two sentences of Wikipedia’s article on the Age of Enlightenment.

“Senate Democrats are organizing to improperly stall and delay the confirmation process of many of our Great Nominees. They will try all sorts of tricks starting very soon. Republicans must not allow them to do that. We have a Country to run, and many big problems to solve, mostly created by Democrats. REPUBLICANS, BE SMART AND TOUGH!!!” posted convicted felon President-Elect Trump on Tuesday, apparently angry Dems will ask questions during the confirmation hearings.

In related news, the New York Post reports that Trump Reichsmarschall Susie Wiles on Sunday issued an order commanding all nominees to maintain complete silence on social media, which is definitely one way of displaying confidence in the mental faculties of their incoming team.

“Accordingly, all intended nominees should refrain from any public social media posts without prior approval of the incoming White House counsel,” Wiles wrote. National Zero had turned on notifications for Pete Hegseth’s tweets earlier this month when it looked like his bid for Defense Secretary was doomed and as such noticed noticed he’s been complying with the directive. It appears brainwormed Health and Human Services nominee Robert F Kennedy Jr is as well.

Marco Rubio is not complying. Since the 29th he’s tweeted condolences to the victims of that plane crash in South Korea and a tribute to former President Jimmy Carter. The memo wasn’t written for Marco Rubio however because he’s capable of acting like a chemically balanced adult online.

A court in South Korea on Tuesday approved an arrest warrant for impeached and suspended right wing President Yoon Suk Yeol on charges of sedition over his insane attempt to impose martial law on the country on December 3rd, the state Yonhap News Agency reports.

“The Seoul Western District Court approved a request from the Corruption Investigation Office for High-ranking Officials (CIO) to issue the warrant against Yoon on charges of masterminding the botched Dec 3 martial law declaration, orchestrating the insurrection and abusing power, according to the CIO. The court also approved a warrant to search Yoon’s presidential residence in Seoul’s Yongsan in connection with the investigation,” Yonhap wrote.

Christ man. Have some fucking self-respect and patriotism for your country, rather than laying down like a bitch and lying about the popularity of annexation. It’s not very popular. At all. Especially the way Trump is “proposing” it, by mashing 13 provinces and territories into a single state. That’s a pretty lame starting point in these “negotiations.” Just like that other cocksucker whatever his name is was saying on Sunday that Greenland should be part of Alaska, rather than its own state in this MAGA fantasy of a US-dominated North America, which is pretty freaking shitty.

Panama too. If Trump wants the canal back so damn badly then he should be prepared to be generous politically and extend the same “offer” he’s making toward Canada now: Statehood.