A top aide to Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu has been arrested on suspicion of leaking to foreign media intel that was apparently meant to torpedo a ceasefire/hostage release deal with Hamas, CNN reports on more of the usual fuckery from that piece of shit as he clings to power.

Opposition leader Yair Lapid on Sunday accused the Netanyahu’s crew of scumbags and zealots of leaking “faked secret documents to torpedo the possibility of a hostage deal – to shape a public opinion influence operation against the” families of the dozens of Israelis still being held hostage in Gaza more than a year after the bloody October 7th attacks and subsequent genocidal reprisal.

Hardcore fans of convicted felon former President Trump tell the Guardian they’re ready for other hardcore fans of the fat slob to be imprisoned or killed after a violent uprising should Vice President Kamala Harris win, a rebellion that they won’t personally partake in because of the dangers.

“People will riot if Trump doesn’t win,” said Trump fan Cedric Perness as he hawked bootleg MAGA merch outside of one of Donald’s Sunday rallies in North Carolina. He isn’t one of those people however, because rioting is too dangerous. “I’d get killed right there.” Perness said he’s doing his part instead by selling t-shirts saying “You missed bitches. Two times!” referring to the two assassination fails, though he did not elaborate on how that would help if the election were “stolen.”

“As Republicans, we are locked and loaded and ready to go” if Harris wins, said 55 year-old Vikki Westbrook at the same rally. When asked if that meant she personally would lock and load one of her many guns and start firing on George Soros’s foot soldiers, Westbrook said no. “I have kids, I can’t afford to go to prison. And I don’t like orange,” she said, referring clearly to prison jumpsuits and not any artificial skin color. Still she warned that “at this point, a lot of Republicans aren’t going to take it any longer. They won’t let the election be stolen from us twice,” speaking more carefully with “they” to mean others in this hypothetical armed rebellion that she’s pre-self-excluded from.

“Four years ago I felt angry, very angry. This time I will be even more angry,” Westbrook continued outside the rally. Asked what she would do and how she would channel the emotion if Trump does lose, she said only “If he loses, I’m scared,” again making it clear she is not in fact locked or loaded.

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Several women who have either voted or are planning to vote for Vice President Kamala Harris secretly contra to the wishes of their MAGA husbands tell NPR why they’re going ahead with it.

“My husband will say it’s just what the media has fed me,” one identified only as “T” said. “And I’m saying uh-uh. I watched it with my own two eyes. I listened to it.” Another one, identified only as “K,” said the June 2020 upside-down Bible incident was what did it for her. “I was horrified. That was actually when I left the Republican Party,” K, who lives in a red state in the Midwest and stayed anonymous for fear of getting fired. Her husband “assumes I’m voting Republican. I just listen to him talk about his views, and I just nod my head and go uh huh. And I’m thinking, yeah and my nieces have less bodily autonomy and rights at their ages than I had.” That’s cheating, per Jesse Watters.

“As I was filling in that rectangle it was like, ‘Hell yeah, girl. You did something so powerful for yourself, and for a lot of women,” said “A” an Illinois woman who’s keeping her Harris vote a secret from her boyfriend and especially her father, described as “a committed Republican.”

Convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign co-manager Susie Wiles on Friday sent out an all-staff email headlined “Donald J Trump Administrative Update,” informing the team of how the rest of the month is going to go, with mostly dry updates on office usage and that everyone’s last day on the payroll is November 30th. What stuck out to Axios and whoever leaked it to them was the very un-MAGA verbiage such as “should we be victorious,” “regardless of the outcome of the election,” and “God willing” to describe the contingent nature of the election rather than the “FUCK YEAH THIS IS ALREADY IN THE BAG!” type of prognostication we’re used to hearing from them publicly.

“The matter-of-fact email comes as the Trump campaign is publicly projecting confidence, and promoting any polls that show Trump defeating Vice President Harris handily. Trump himself has been quick to belittle unfavorable polls and has vowed that the only way he could lose is if Democrats cheat. He has laid the groundwork for legal challenges if things don’t go his way,” Axios writes, plainly nervous that they may not have sufficiently groveled at the feet of both Harris and Trump amid all the uncertainty about the outcome of this apocalyptic election season.

Really stupid story short: After Vice President Kamala Harris made an appearance on Saturday Night Live over the weekend, Trump-appointed FCC commissioner Brendan Carr threw a fit, tweeting “This is a clear and blatant effort to evade the FCC’s Equal Time rule. The purpose of the rule is to avoid exactly this type of biased and partisan conduct – a licensed broadcaster using the public airwaves to exert its influence for one candidate on the eve of an election. Unless the broadcaster offered Equal Time to other qualifying campaigns,” resulting in the above video being run by NBC during Sunday’s NASCAR and NFL post-game broadcasts on the network, the Huffington Post’s Yashar Ali reports. One wonders if Carr thinks it was worth it to get this low-energy, low-budget rant in front of NASCAR and NFL viewers. Donald seems almost too tired to speak.

Roughly one in five of the 93 Republican Party members from the swing states who have already been chosen to serve representatives to the Electoral College played some role in “Stop the Steal” in 2020, with 13 of them having signed the fake votes for convicted felon former President Trump that December – eight of those now facing criminal charges for the scam – and another six having had some other level of involvement in the MAGA coup attempt, Politico reports.

The eight facing charges include Michiganders John Haggard, Hank Choate, Timothy King, Amy Facchinello, Marian Sheridan, former state GOP co-chair Meshawn Maddock and Nevada state GOP chair Michael McDonald and Clark County Chair Jesse Law, the latter two’s charges having been dismissed but more likely than not to be revived as prosecutors appeal the dismissal.

“It would appear that the party leadership in the states where there are fraudulent electors serving as electors again are not taking seriously things like criminal charges,” said Georgetown Law professor Mary McCord, co-host of MSNBC’s “Prosecuting Donald Trump” podcast.

Pro-European Moldovan President Maia Sandu on Sunday declared victory against her Russian-backed rival Alexandr Stoianoglo in a runoff that saw massive interference from Moscow, Sky News reports on what’s hopefully not the only time Putin loses an election this week.

Convicted felon former President Trump is REALLY losing his shit at this rally in Pennsylvania. Above is Fox News cutting him off as he rants about the Iowa poll, calling Ann Selzer an “enemy.” Minutes later he said he wouldn’t mind if reporters got shot during another assassination attempt.

Former Florida woman Sheila Keen-Warren, who in 2023 pleaded guilty to a 1990 murder in which she dressed up like a clown, knocked on the door of her boss’s 40 year-old wife Marlene Warren, and fatally shot her romantic rival in the face, was released from prison on Saturday, having served just 18 months for a bit of home-wrecking as she literally married Warren’s husband, the AP reports

It took prosecutors nearly 27 years to develop the evidence to charge Keen-Warren with the crime, even though the fact that she married her boss after his wife was knocked off should’ve been enough. The trial has been delayed since 2017 due to other issues and the pandemic. Investigators had recovered fibers from the orange clown wig from the crime scene and the Chrysler Le Baron that Keen-Warren drove as the damning proof of the evil clownery that took Marlene Warren’s life.

Keen-Warren, who maintained her innocence even after her plea to second degree murder, was sentenced to 12 years in prison. But she had been in custody for seven years since her arrest in 2017, and Florida’s law in 1990 allowed significant credit for good behavior behind bars.

North Dakota Governor Doug Burgum and Florida Senator Marco Rubio, two failed Republican presidential candidates who were defeated by convicted felon former President Trump in the 2024 and 2016 primaries, respectively, found themselves stuck cleaning up after the winner on Sunday.

Burgum in particular made himself look like a complete fucking asshole, walking right into a trap set for him by NBC’s Kristen Welker in which she ran a clip of Trump calling Vice President Kamala Harris’s supporters “garbage” at a rally in September, right after Burgum was caterwauling about Joe Biden’s comments in which he (possibly, maybe) accidentally called Trump’s supporters “garbage.”

King Felipe of Spain, Queen Letizia, Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez, and Valencia regional Governor Carlos Mazon were pelted with eggs and angry insults from the royal subjects during a visit to the area devastated by recent flooding that left more than 200 people dead, CNN reports.

Most of the anger and egging was actually mostly directed at Sanchez and Mazon with the two royals – who are relatively popular in the country – collateral damage in the outrage. Felipe and Letizia hugged the locals and spoke them directly while the politicians ran away from the scene.

Good work Dana Bash, cornering this fucking weasel for trying to blame the media for convicted felon former President Trump’s demented conspiracy theories about the 2024 election.

Asked why convicted felon former President Trump is visiting North Carolina every single day until the election to play defense against Vice President Kamala Harris, an anonymous minion tells NBC News “if there’s one state that could bite you in the ass, it’s North Carolina.”

Fox News is treating this Sunday like a weekday so the couch’s “A-team” are in – as are “The Five,” Frau Ingraham, Jesse Watters, Hannity, etc – and they are NOT pleased with the seismic Saturday night drop of the Ann Selzer Iowa survey, with the blonde one pointing out that Selzer’s final pre-2024 GOP caucus poll found Nikki Haley ahead of Ron DeSantis, which is… Well the top four of the last Selzer GOP poll was Trump 48, Haley 20, DeSantis 16, Ramaswamy 8 percent. The actual top four result was Trump 51, DeSantis 21, Haley 19, Ramaswamy 8 percent. So not that bad of a “miss.”

Nobody in the anti-Trump coalition with a lick of sense believes Vice President Harris has any realistic shot of winning Iowa. This finding is almost certainly an outlier. The problem for MAGA world is that we were happy with Selzer’s Trump 47 – Harris 43 finding in September. Hell if it lined up with Trump’s 53-45 win over Biden in the state in 2020 we would quietly do a little fist pump.

The final set of 2024 New York Times/Siena swing state surveys finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 49 to 46 in Nevada, 48 to 46 percent in North Carolina, 49 to 47 percent in Wisconsin, and 48 to 47 percent in Georgia, while Michigan and Pennsylvania are tied at 47 and 48 percent, and Trump leads 49 to 45 percent in Arizona.

Harris also leads Trump 49 to 46 percent in the final national ABC News/Ipsos survey.

The gold standard of Iowa pollsters, J Ann Selzer, revered by all of the eggheads, finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 47 to 44 percent in Iowa, which she ain’t winning but it may be a very bad sign for fat Donald in Wisconsin and Michigan.

T-minus three days to go. We’ll run the rallies on top here and individual updates below.

In a piece detailing the very near total collapse of convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign in August and September The Atlantic’s Tim Alberta writes that the “normies” on Team Orange were desperate to get the fat bastard to cut racist psychopath conspiracy freak Laura Loomer loose after she travelled with his team to the disastrous debate in Atlanta and then to the September 11th memorial ceremony at the World Trade Center site in Manhattan. Not even correctly pointing out to Donald that Loomer had called 9/11 an inside job would sway him. What did finally get Trump to cave however was an aide telling him that Loomer had facial plastic surgery work done.

“What sealed Loomer’s fate, according to two people who were part of these conversations, wasn’t just her racist diatribes but also her appearance: Trump, who is generally appalled by plastic surgery, was disgusted to learn the apparent extent of Loomer’s facial alterations,” Alberta writes.

After that campaign co-chair Susie Wiles sat down with Trump, telling him flat out he was going to lose if he didn’t get his shit together – and cut Corey Lewandowski loose too. Not coincidentally, at the same time the woman-abusing shitbag’s palace coup attempt was coming very close to succeeding and Alberta seems to hint that Corey was not at all wrong about serious graft and waste going on inside the campaign under Wiles and other co-chair Chris LaCivita. Yet the two were able to convince Trump to exile Lewandowski by selling him on more discipline as the path to winning.

Convicted felon former President Trump on Saturday was a little too candid about what he thinks the Friday jobs report showing a net gain of just 12,000 to non-farm payrolls nationally means for his now third presidential bid, crowing “it is a gift to me, I finally got a gift.”