A chance encounter between Senator Ruben Gallego and legitimate Arizona Governor Kari Lake at a DC club was tinged with some sour grapes and butthurt as Gallego’s handshake was met with Lake asking Gallego “How does it feel to be bought and paid for by the cartels?” the Bulwark reports.

Gallego says he “did try to rub it in” in response to the psychotic former TV anchor. “She essentially said, ‘How could you live with yourself everyday?’ I’m like, ‘Easily: I won,’ and I walked away.”

In an article titled “Second Indiana National Guard deployment to southern border to last longer, cost more” the Indiana Capital Chronicle does well enough in highlighting the cost and pointlessness of the whole exercise but doesn’t get into the question of why this stupid bullshit is still necessary for Hoosier taxpayers to cover the bill for when the whole point of these missions was to make it look like Red States were taking the actions Joe Biden wouldn’t. Otherwise what the hell else was the point of sending 50 guys to Texas to stand around for a goddamned year?

On the most recent national Economist/YouGov survey’s question of “Who do you think is more responsible for the current state of the US economy?” 57 percent of respondents who said they voted for convicted felon President Trump said it’s former President Joe Biden to 24 percent more correctly identifying the fat fuck as responsible. The partisan split on this was not very symmetrical as 76 percent of those who voted for Kamala Harris said it’s Trump and 10 said it’s Biden. This in contrast to, for example, that Trump’s approval on the economy – underwater overall at 45 to 49 percent approve/disapprove – is split exactly at 86 to 11 percent by candidate/approval, as in 86 to 11 percent of Trump voters approve/disapprove while 11 to 86 percent of Harris voters the opposite.

Other MAGA deluded findings: 64 percent of Trump fans say they’ll be better off financially next year vs just 16 percent of Harris voters, lol. On whether the stock market has gone up since January, 6 percent of Harris voters said yes and 5 percent said it’s the same, while 14 and 18 percent of Trump fans said gone up or stayed the same, respectively. The Dow Jones has lost nearly 3,000 points since January 20th and MAGAmericans are nearly three times dumber than Harris voters.

Oddly enough there was apparently more awareness on the effects of tariffs as just 3 percent of Harris voters and 5 percent of Trump voters were stupid enough to answer either prices would go down slightly or a lot with the imposition of tariffs. But Trump voters were largely otherwise in denial that there would be any change at all as 16 percent said “no effect” to 2 percent of Harris voters, while 49 percent of MAGAs admitted it would “slightly” increase prices vs 17 percent of Kamala fans, and 16 percent of Trump voters said “increase a lot” to 74 percent of Harris voters.

On “How much influence do you want Elon Musk to have within Trump’s administration?” more Trump voters at 48 percent said “a little,” to 31 percent “a lot,” and 12 percent “none at all.”

This is a judicial coup.

We need 60 senators to impeach the judges and restore rule of the people. https://t.co/arUq1FApRq

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 19, 2025

An article reading “During World War II in 1942, [Jackie] Robinson was drafted and assigned to a segregated Army cavalry unit in Fort Riley, Kansas. In January 1943, Robinson was commissioned a second lieutenant. Robinson was then assigned to Fort Hood, Texas, where he joined the 761st ‘Black Panthers’ tank battalion. On July 6, 1944, Robinson boarded an Army bus. The driver ordered Robinson to move to the back of the bus, but Robinson refused. The driver called the military police, who took Robinson into custody. He was subsequently court martialed, but he was acquitted. After his acquittal, he was transferred to Camp Breckinridge, Kentucky, where he served as a coach for Army athletics until receiving an honorable discharge in November 1944,” has been purged from the Department of Defense’s history archives section, Yahoo Sports reports.

Manhattan federal Judge Jesse Furman on Wednesday tossed convicted felon President Trump’s regime’s bid to dismiss the habeas corpus lawsuit brought by detained green card holder Mahmoud Khalil, and transferred the case to New Jersey rather than Louisiana as the fat fuck’s minions had hoped by sending him there. “The Court agrees with the Government that Khalil’s Petition cannot be heard in this District and agrees with Khalil that it should be transferred to the District of New Jersey, not dismissed or transferred to the Western District of Louisiana. These conclusions flow from the undisputed fact that, at 4:40 am on March 9, 2025, when Khalil’s lawyer filed the Petition on his behalf, he was detained in New Jersey,” Furman wrote in the L for Team Orange.

‘KEEP IT SAFE!’ @SecDuffy threatens to cut MTA funds over subway safety. pic.twitter.com/6MLdywpsEw

— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) March 19, 2025

Remember last year when convicted felon President Trump said shit like “We will not let them destroy our communities. We will not let them destroy our country. There’s a 53 percent increase in felony assaults on your subways, 53 percent,” implying that electing him would mean he would put in the hard work to making New York City’s subway system safer from crime? Well the campaign’s over so fuck you. Federal funding is now an optional thing if NYC can’t make it “safer” on their own.

Republican Texas state Representative Stan Geddes is hard at work keeping schools safe from cosplayers who get a little too into it by introducing the “Forbidding Unlawful Representation of Roleplaying in Education” or FURRIES Act, prohibiting students from engaging in “‘Non-Human Behavior,'” defined as “any type of behavior or accessory displayed by a student in a school district other than behaviors or accessories typically displayed by a member of the homo sapiens species. This includes: (A) using a litter box for the passing of stool, urine, or other human byproducts.”

“(B) A personal or outward display, except during a school play or by a school mascot, through surgical or superficial means of features that are non-human, such as: tails, leashes, collars, or other accessories designed for pets, fur other than naturally occurring human hair or a wig made to look like human hair, artificial, animal-like ears, or other physiological features that have not historically been assigned to the homo sapiens species through a means of natural biological development.”

“(C) Barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal noises that are not human speech. (D) Licking oneself or others for the purpose of grooming or maintenance,” continued the 10-page bill.

It’s not clear if there’s any accompanying press release in which Geddes describes at length multiple instances of such behaviors occurring in Texas schools or, perhaps more importantly, why Geddes is about three years late with this stupid bullshit as the MAGA furry freakout peaked in 2022.

Turkish cops on Wednesday arrested Istanbul Mayor Ekrem Imamoglu, his top political aide, and over 100 of his allies and associates in what dictator Recep Erdogan’s regime claims is part of an investigation into links to terrorism and corruption, the Times of Israel reports on an extra convenient coincidence given that it comes just after Erdawg’s ruling AK Party took a beating in local elections this month and days before the opposition Republican People’s Party (CHP) was expected to give Imamoglu the nod for the 2028 presidential election at a convention this Sunday.

“Currently, there is a power in place to prevent the nation from determining the next president,” said CHP chair Ozgur Ozel. “We are facing an attempted coup against our next president.” The party nomination vote is unlikely to be held with Imamoglu’s bail status unclear. Cops imposed a four day ban on public demonstrations in Istanbul so Erdawg and his minions wouldn’t be annoyed.

House Dems stage coordinated 'Town Halls' on GOP colleagues' turf: 'Part of a game' https://t.co/w4PRmRSrYx

— Fox News (@FoxNews) March 19, 2025

US Attorney General Pam Bondi on Tuesday took the time out of her no doubt extremely busy day serving the American people as chief law enforcement officer to sign off on a statement one of her minions wrote that read: “The swarm of violent attacks on Tesla property is nothing short of domestic terrorism. The Department of Justice has already charged several perpetrators with that in mind, including in cases that involve charges with five-year mandatory minimum sentences. We will continue investigations that impose severe consequences on those involved in these attacks, including those operating behind the scenes to coordinate and fund these crimes.”

Yeah, that last bit definitely smacks of writing a check one’s ass is incapable of cashing. Yeah, she can and will distract the fanboys with other shit, new “Monsters of the Week,” and so on but it’s one thing to deter these attacks by assigning FBI agents to overnight stakeouts at fucking Tesla dealerships, which she’s probably already doing. Another is claiming that she’s going to uncover the vast shadowy army of terrorists and their leaders, setting herself up for some follow-up questions that never get answered as lone wolf after lone wolf bring fire and fury to Ketamine Brain’s empire.

“If a President doesn’t have the right to throw murderers, and other criminals, out of our Country because a Radical Left Lunatic Judge wants to assume the role of President, then our Country is in very big trouble, and destined to fail!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday.

On that note, the family of 24 year-old Venezuelan asylum claimant Francisco Casique tells the Independent he’s currently locked up in El Salvadoran dictator Nayib Bukele’s megaprison, having been sent there instead of back home because of tattoos that say “peace” and the names of his sisters, mother, and grandmother, that ICE thought were gang tags. Or they knew what they said but they sent the kid to El Salvador anyway just to bump up the numbers of “gang members” deported.

WATCH:

HAMAS flags were flown outside the White House tonight where protesters chanted in support of Mahmoud Khalil & “death to Israel”. Many other attendees brought prayer mats and shouted Allahu Akbar as they occupied the front of the White House.

This is Islamic supremacy. pic.twitter.com/j5rgt2h9CD

— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) March 19, 2025

The Louisiana Department of Corrections on Tuesday NITRO defeated condemned double murderer Jessie Hoffman in the first ever NITRO execution in the Pelican State, the Associated Press reports.

Following Alabama’s so-far successful use of NITROgen gas to kill four inmates, Louisiana decided to give it a go, and NITROed Hoffman after 15 years of dicking around trying to acquire the necessary drugs for a lethal injection. Tuesday’s NITROing came after the Supreme Court voted 5 to 4 to let Hoffman die. Justice Neil Gorsuch sides with the libs over some religious freedom shit.

A statement from the University of Nevada Las Vegas reveals that the Trump Administration is not screwing around with these Ivory Tower wokesters and will pursue them wherever they try to hide from the forces of America First patriots reimposing merit-based higher education in the US.

They’re serious. Dead serious. “UNLV is aware of the federal investigation. Three former UNLV professors were participants in the mentoring program known as the PHD Project. Two of them are no longer with UNLV. The third person was Patricia Navarro Velez, a beloved professor who was tragically killed on our campus by a gunman on Dec 6, 2023. In accordance with the Nevada System of Higher Education policy, UNLV is committed to and will provide equality of educational and employment opportunity for all persons regardless of race, sex, age, color, national origin, religion, disability, sexual orientation, gender, genetic information, pregnancy, or veteran status. We cannot comment further due to the ongoing investigation,” said the UNLV pussies in the release.

And, yeah, this really fucking happened. The fact that they targeted the other two professors who moved on makes this slightly less dark and fucked up. Slightly. Maybe like 1 percent less.

The fat demented old fuck also claimed that attacks on Tesla dealerships are acts of domestic terrorism funded by Soros or whoever the idiot thinks is behind it.

The Trump Administration on Tuesday released Not the Epstein Files, a trove of data on the investigations into a crime surrounded by myths and conspiracy theories. The non-Jeffrey Epstein files concern the uncle of a current Trump cabinet member who is big on using horse paste.

As foretold in their Monday reporting, Axios now confirms that the Trump Regime have gone ahead and severely curtailed the phone service options available to Social Security recipients, dooming perhaps millions to getting fucked out of benefits by default. Give it maybe two or three weeks and members of Congress – Republicans in particular – will be in full freak-the-fuck out mode as they’re flooded with complaints from constituents wondering where their money is.

Jeez, what a nice looking family and loving, if kind of pale and creepy dad, now-former Minnesota state Senator Senator Justin Eichorn seems to be… Well actually books and covers, you know.

CBP agents stationed at the southern border confiscated 3,768 poultry-related products, mostly eggs, to 352 instances of fentanyl being interdicted, the New York Post reports.

Egg smuggling attempts are up 36 percent since October compared to prior years overall across the entire stretch of the southern border, but in certain areas the increase is much higher: In parts of Texas, 54 percent up, while in San Diego they’ve more than doubled.