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ChiComs and Russians actively recruiting DOGE victims

Foreign adversaries like Russia and China are stepping up efforts to turn federal employees who have been fired or fear they will be soon into intelligence assets, focusing mostly on those who have or did have security clearances to pass them along info in exchange for cash, CNN reports.

A source familiar says the ChiComs and Russians think the employees “are at their most vulnerable right now… Out of a job, bitter about being fired, etc.” Another said “It doesn’t take a lot of imagination to see that these cast aside federal workers with a wealth of institutional knowledge represent staggeringly attractive targets to the intelligence services of our adversaries.”

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“He disrespected the the United States in its cherished Oval Office”

“A Statement from President Donald J Trump: We had a very meaningful meeting in the White House today. Much was learned that could never be understood without conversation under such fire and pressure. It’s amazing what comes out through emotion, and I have determined that President Zelenskyy is not ready for Peace if America is involved, because he feels our involvement gives him a big advantage in negotiations. I don’t want advantage, I want PEACE. He disrespected the United States of America in its cherished Oval Office. He can come back when he is ready for Peace,” says a statement posted to the fat fuck’s Truth Social account after that “disrespect” from a real leader.

You can tell this was a compromise between Trump and his handlers. One he actually wrote would’ve been in all caps and maybe even threatening to bomb Ukraine or ordering Zelensky arrested by the FBI before he can leave DC. The L’etat c’est moi shit was as far as they’d let him go.

The traditional joint press conference was canceled, per CNN’s Kaitlan Collins.

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Dem sue Trump over FEC fuckery

The Democratic National Committee, the DCCC, and the DSCC filed a lawsuit against convicted felon President Trump and Attorney General Pam Bondi’s regime seeking a judge to enjoin Trump’s Executive Order 14215 which “commands the [FEC] Commissioners and the Commission’s employees to treat Defendant Trump’s and Defendant Bondi’s ‘interpretations of law,’ including of FECA, as ‘authoritative’ and ‘controlling on [the Commissioners and the Commission’s employes] in the conduct of their official duties,’ and prohibits the Commissioners and the Commission’s employees from ‘advanc[ing] any interpretation of the law as the position of the United States that contravenes the President or the Attorney General’s opinion on a matter of law,” in the relief.

More plainly, Dems want Trump the fuck out of the FEC and warn that if he doesn’t back off Republicans will live to regret it the next time a Dem is in the White House.

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AOC asks Bondi for an update on non-existent case against her

Following up on how Nazi Tom Homan’s moronic threats against her are going, Dem Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Friday sent a letter to Attorney General Pam Bondi seeking “clarity on whether the Department of Justice has yielded to political pressure and attempts to weaponize the agency against elected officials whose speech they disagree with. Over the past two weeks, ‘Border Czar’ Tom Homan has gone on multiple forums threatening political prosecution against me, citing resources I distributed informing my constituents and the American public of their constitutional and legal rights. On February 13, 2025, Mr Homan announced that he had asked the Deputy Attorney General to open an investigation, and that I will be ‘in trouble now.'”

“It has been 14 days since Mr Homan first threatened to weaponize your agency, but I have not yet heard any referral from the government. Mr Homan’s repeated attempts to use your agency to politically intimidate duly elected officials are a textbook threat to the right to free speech in the United States. Threatening criminal proceedings for exercising the First Amendment is itself a violation of the First Amendment. Educating the public about their rights, especially in a time of rising uncertainty, is a key part of our responsibility as elected officials. A government that uses threats of investigations to suppress free speech is a threat to all, regardless of political ideology.”

“Please respond no later than March 5, 2025, with an update on the Department of Justice’s response to Mr Homan’s request and transparency as to whether my office or myself is actively under investigation for exercising their First Amendment rights and executing on our congressional responsibilities,” AOC concluded, with that last “demand” a pretty shrewd move politically.

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Texas regime completely silent on measles outbreak

The Texas regime lead by the unholy triumvirate of Gov Low Energy Greg Abbott, Lt Gov Dannie Goeb aka “Dan Patrick,” and Picasso-faced Attorney General Ken Paxton have been complete silent on the outbreak of measles in the state’s western portions, the Texas Tribune reports, whom haven’t seen a single post or statement from the three Republican scumbags on the matter, nor from any of the local, state, or federal legislators representing the districts hit by the disease.

“Everybody is so sensitive to the vaccine topic due to COVID,” said Ector County executive Dustin Fawcett. “We need to be very careful about how we address this topic… Our job is to provide the resources, not to tell people what they need to do.” Like getting their kids vaccinated.

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Foreign language to be given official status by executive order

The globalist regime currently driving America into the ground plans to issue an official edict declaring a foreign language the “official” one of the United States, CBS’s Weijia Jiang reports.

“English,” which did not originate in America but instead in a distant land during an era in which men wore frilly stockings everywhere they went and had really gay-looking facial hair too, will be enshrined as the official language here by President Donald Trump’s executive fiat as soon as Friday.

To shift the satirical tone here, the question now raised is why the fuck he won’t just declare the language is now to be called “American” on the basis that the United States has more native English speakers than any other one country, as well as simply stealing credit from the British. It’s not MAGA enough simply to proclaim it the official language which, to completely do away with the satirical tone, this order means fuck all and sure as shit won’t make eggs cheaper or lower credit card rates.

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“She believed him when he said Project 2025 was not his plan”

The headline’s been edited from its source to fit the space allowed here at National Zero. The actual sentence copied from this Washington Post profile of 24 year-old Michigander and now-former National Park Service ranger Ryleigh Cooper was “She also believed him when he said that Project 2025, the conservative blueprint for the next Republican administration that suggested mass cuts to the federal workforce, was not his plan,” in explaining some of the reasons why the 2020 Biden voter switched to the Orange God Emperor despite hating him personally his history of sexual assaults, which the Post notes that Cooper’s relatives dismiss as either fake or that the women deserved it.

The next sentence “So Cooper filled in the bubble next to his name, thinking of the daughter she wanted. She planned to name her Charlotte,” refers to how the now-unemployed woman who just finished her first semester toward a master’s degree in forest management also believed that Trump would make IVF treatments free to any and every woman having difficulty conceiving – like her.

Oh and Cooper says she was sexually assaulted at age 16. But “life felt more complicated these days. Her mortgage was too expensive, groceries were nearly $400 a month, and one single cycle of IVF could cost more than 10 percent of her annual household income.” And “Kamala Harris didn’t do an interview on Joe Rogan’s podcast,” the article does not add but might as well have.

A few days after Elon Musk fired her, Cooper saw the executive order on IVF treatments, which quite predictably did not make them free for American families. “That’s bullshit”, Cooper said to herself.

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Republicans to use creative accounting to hide tax cut deficits

“As the House and Senate work to land on a concurrent budget resolution, Congress may consider trying to measure their reconciliation bills relative to a ‘current policy baseline’ in order to mask the debt impact of deficit-financed tax cuts. Assuming this is allowed under budget rules, this would represent a massive budget gimmick that would justify and allow trillions of dollars of new borrowing. A current policy baseline assumes that all policies in place in the current year will continue regardless of scheduled expirations or phase-outs. Advocates argue that a current policy baseline better reflects reality, enables permanent policy that would maximize growth, doesn’t impede Congress’s ability to cut spending, and would remove a bias in favor of spending cuts. These claims are highly problematic,” say the Committee for a Responsible Budget eggheads in a release.

“We should be using ‘current policy.’ We need to avoid a massive, automatic tax increase,” Senator Ron “RonAnon” Johnson told NBC. “That seems like a perfectly rational thing to do, and there shouldn’t be a score.” Johnson supposedly used to be an accountant before leeching taxpayers.

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The Epstein Files Files


A series of online correspondences in the immediate aftermath of the “release” of the Epstein Files paints a chilling picture of the complicity of the right wing influencers engaged in a cover-up of the disappointing perpetuation of the cover-up of the Epstein Files by the Trump Administration.

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Russian tourist disarmed by local resident during fight in Philippines

A Russian tourist was disarmed and neutralized by a local resident during a violent altercation that occurred Thursday near a scuba diving resort in the Batangas region of the Philippines, PNA reports.

The incident began when two tourists Ilya Perigudin, 29, and Maksim Melekhov, 39, hailing from dictator Vladimir Putin’s failed state were on an excursion off the De Luna Diving Center in Barangay Aninuan, Puerto Galera, and both were suddenly swept away by underwater currents.

Philippines Coast Guard personnel were dispatched and, after a brief search, recovered Peridudin’s body, minus two arms. Officials quickly surmised that he had been disarmed by a local shark, “as multiple sharks were observed in the vicinity during the recovery.” Melekhov meanwhile was found by divers on an excursion from another resort. He was transported to a nearby hospital where he was declared dead on arrival due to apparent drowning. Philippines Coast Guard officials called on divers and dive operators to conduct themselves “heightened vigilance and adhere to strict safety protocols,” particularly in areas with strong currents and hungry local marine wildlife.

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Pennsylvania pedophile also a would-be MAGA Neo-Nazi terrorist

Justice Department: “A resident of Glenwillard, Pennsylvania, has been indicted by a federal grand jury in Pittsburgh on a charge of possession of material depicting the sexual exploitation of a minor, Acting United States Attorney Troy Rivetti announced today. The one-count Indictment named Aidan Harding, 20, as the sole defendant. According to the Indictment and other information presented to the Court, on or about December 11, 2024, Harding possessed material depicting the sexual exploitation of a minor, including videos containing the sexual abuse of prepubescent minors.”

“On January 27, 2025, Harding was charged by criminal complaint and, at a February 12, 2025, detention hearing, ordered to be held without bond pending trial after the United States introduced evidence that Harding committed the charged offense and possessed additional materials depicting violent sexual assaults. In addition, in support of its contention that Harding presented an unacceptable danger to the community, the United States presented testimony and documentary evidence that Harding adhered to a racially-motivated violent extremist ideology, possessed more than 20 firearms, had targeted Pittsburgh’s Jewish community with antisemitic fliers, and made statements online about his interest in ‘political and revenge driven’ mass casualty events, including references to the shooter who murdered 11 congregants at Tree of Life Synagogue in Pittsburgh.”

“The evidence also established that Harding, who had been previously adjudicated delinquent for terroristic threats after discussing online his desire to commit a ‘high kill count’ attack, possessed videos of mass shootings from the United States and other countries, and had filmed himself re-enacting the Columbine mass shooting at a memorial honoring the victims of that attack.”

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Orange Tyrant commands GOP to avoid shutdown

“As usual, Sleepy Joe Biden left us a total MESS. The Budget from last YEAR is still not done. We are working very hard with the House and Senate to pass a clean, temporary government funding Bill (‘CR’) to the end of September. Let’s get it done!” posted convicted felon President Trump late Thursday, even though this was supposed to be fixed already after he took office.

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MAGA Land oddly serene, all things considered

“We will never know all the details, especially the important ones. Some very rich and powerful people will be protected. That’s my take” – The top comment on the New York Post story “FBI withheld ‘thousands of pages’ of Jeffrey Epstein docs, Pam Bondi says — and she’s demanding they be turned over,” posted Thursday evening, written as if that wasn’t the whole fucking point and what Trump was supposed to finally fix for them by getting elected again. Jesus Christ, lol.

There’s only so many times one should write “lol” in an article. It really should be zero, honestly, but this is just what the fuck, lol. Thursday was supposed to be ragnarok for them and THIS is how they react, like “Aw shucks. Oh well. Guess they’re just too damn wealthy and powerful to take down.”

Ughhhhhh, man… Not going to do a compilation but worth pasting in here is this: “Bondi and Patel need to go to the New York office with a detachment of US Marshalls and arrest the FBI agents then prosecute them,” the top comment on Breitbart’s article “AG Bondi Tells FBI Director Patel that Rogue New York FBI Office is Withholding Epstein Files,” because those fuckers are still being strung along and as soon as they clean house THAT’S WHEN the REAL Epstein files will be released.

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No injuries after Baby Luigi shoots up health insurance CEO’s house

A Baby Luigi is on the loose in Oregon after firing several rounds into the home of SAIF CEO Chip Terhune’s home in Lake Oswego early last Friday morning, injuring zero in the attack, KATU reports.

The problem is that this fucking idiot could’ve done a little more research before the attack as SAIF is a state-owned non-profit corporation that pays out worker’s comp insurance claims to people injured on the job. Hard to imagine they’ve fucked over even a tiny fraction of the numbers of claimants that United, Blue Cross Blue Shield, Aetna, and the rest of their ilk have over the years.

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Large majority say prices still going up: CBS News poll

A new CBS News/YouGov national survey finds 62 percent of respondents saying prices are still going up to 33 percent staying the same and 5 percent think they’re going down, all of this in spite of convicted felon President Trump’s “day one” promise to bring them down.

Naturally there was a partisan split: Independents were pretty close to the overall mark at 65 percent prices going up, 29 percent same, and 5 percent down. Just 41 percent of Republicans said prices are up, 53 percent the same, while 6 percent said going down, lol. Among Dem respondents it was 79 percent seeing them go up, 18 percent the same, and 3 percent thinking they’re down.

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