Former Clinton White House intern Monica Lewinsky on Sunday announced her support for Vice President Kamala Harris, Breitbart reports with not a small amount of salt added to their “article.”

In fact even adding the quotation marks to that word probably oversells it given that it’s really just a bunch of rando replies and retweets of the announcement, with one guy writing “You’d think the Democrats would have left a bad taste in her mouth by now…” with 7 likes on the tweet.

“You sucked in 1995 and you still suck in 2024” wrote user Travis_4_Trump. At least that one got 1,700+ likes. “As Breitbart News’s John Hayward previously reported, Clinton’s law license in Arkansas ended up being ‘suspended for five years,’ and he received a $25,000 fine,” the right wing news site writes, as if “previously reported” means they covered it when it actually happened, and not like a decade before the site was founded and Señor Breitbart himself dropped dead.

Nevada Independent editor Jon Ralston, whose Silver State election outcome predictions are considered gospel, issued his final verdict on Monday based on a rigorous analysis of the outstanding early vote and the return tallies by registration: Vice President Kamala Harris 48.5 percent to convicted felon former President Trump’s 48.2 percent, the rest third party or blank.

Ralston calls the Senate race for incumbent Dem Jacky Rosen by a much more comfortable 50 to 45 percent while the three Dem and one Republican US House incumbents will all be reelected.

Former top Fox News propagandist Tucker Carlson on Monday told Steve Bannon he’s “still bitter” that his text messages from the aftermath of the 2020 election – in which he complained that the stock price was dropping because the network’s decision desk had called Arizona for Joe Biden and ripped Trump as a “demonic force” for inciting the January 6th, 2021 Capitol insurrection – getting printed in court documents before Fox settled the case brought by Dominion Voting Systems in 2023.

A colorful longtime New York City politician who’s had a scrape or two with scandal over the years isn’t denying he’s got eyes on the top job in Gotham’s City Hall, the New York Post reports.

And it wouldn’t be his first run either. Former Mayor Rudolph W Giuliani, a former federal prosecutor famed for his cases against the mafia, who served as mayor from 1994 to 2001 told the Post. “I’m not going to say never, ever, ever,” on whether he’ll run for a third term in the big chair. “Then there are a lot of people who want me to run for mayor. But it’s unlikely,” the 80 year-old Giuliani added.

And yeah, the New York Post actually fucking printed this article. Watch out Andrew Cuomo! Lol.

Sources on convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign tell the Bulwark the Orange God Emperor knew his Sunday morning rally speech in Lititz, Pennsylvania – in which he said he wouldn’t mind if reporters got shot in another assassination attempt on him, called Iowa pollster Ann Selzer an “enemy,” and overall sounded like he thought he’s going to lose was a disaster and that his aides gently counseled him to try not to act like that again at the other two rallies that day.

“He knew after he got off stage,” said a minion. “There wasn’t a come-to-Jesus talk with Trump. We don’t have those, really. It was just making adjustments on the fly, kind of typical,” said another, despite describing it as kind of all-hands with his top team gathering around him after co-chair Susie Wiles kept trying to make eye contact with Donald while he was rambling endlessly on stage.

“This was as much about pushing back on the media as it was placating the boss. He was infuriated,” said one of the minions, detailing how “Sunday morning sucked” after the triple dickpunch of Vice President Kamala Harris’s Saturday Night Live appearance (which apparently meant creator Lorne Michaels had broken a promise not to have either candidate), the Selzer Iowa poll finding Harris up 47 to 44 in a not-swing state, and the New York Times swing state polls finding leads for Harris sufficient for an Electoral College victory. What’s funny about this sourcing is that none of them even bothered mentioning the Trump +10 Emerson poll that, publicly at least, was supposed to cancel it out, which should tell you how much they actually believed that shit, lol.

The lead story on Politico’s home page is “Trump’s Gains With Pennsylvania Latinos Are Real. Maybe Enough to Withstand ‘Island of Garbage’” complete with a pic of a dingy bodega in some rust belt-y town in the Keystone State, some anecdotal “dispatch” that MAYBE one might be more inclined to take seriously if it was next to a story about the Vice President’s favorite flavor of Doritos instead of what the nation’s other Kamalas think about the personal significance of her candidacy.

The final Marist College/NPR/PBS national survey of 2024 finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 51 to 47 percent among likely voters. Harris is +3 in favorability at 50 to 47 percent favorable/unfavorable while Trump is minus-8 at 45 to 53 fav/unfav.

Worth noting is that in the final 2022 national Marist poll, they found the GOP leading Dems 49 to 46 percent in the generic ballot. The result was GOP 50 to Dems 47. Their final 2018 poll found Dems 50 to GOP 40 on the generic ballot. Result was Dems 53.4 to GOP 44.8 percent. In 2016 nationally they found Hillary at 44 percent to Trump 43 percent in the final survey. The result in the popular vote was Hillary 48.2 percent to Trump 46.1 percent. In October 2020 they found Biden leading Trump 54 to 43 percent but everyone fucked up that year. The pattern seems to be that they were more accurate in the years when it felt like there was more uncertainty overall than in 2018 and 2020 when Dem enthusiasm was clearly off the charts. Might just be a good sign this year.

Indonesia’s geological bureau on Monday issued a volcanic hazard alert after at least 10 people were killed in an eruption of Mount Lewotobi Laki Laki on the remote island of Flores, the AP reports on an interesting and quite unique approach to natural disaster mass communication practices.

One would assume the whole point of having a monitoring bureau who work to ensure that data from a network of seismometers and instruments capable of detecting changes in gas emissions from volcanic features indicative of an imminent eruption would be the time they say “DANGER! EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY” but instead Indonesia seems content to let a few people – at least one Catholic nun in a convent that was hit by a pyroclastic flow among them – become a cautionary example of why locals should take volcano safety seriously. It’s as if saying “See? These people are dead. This fucker means business,” is more effective than telling them they might be next.

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— JD Vance (@JDVance) November 4, 2024

Arguing in a hearing in Philly DA Larry Krasner’s lawsuit against Elon Musk over his $1 million lottery scam in Pennsylvania, defense lawyer Chris Gober told the judge on Monday that the giveaway is not actually a lottery, instead claiming “There is no prize to be won” and winners “are not chosen at random” but by their personal story and “suitability to serve” since it’s actually a salary they “earn” to be a “spokesperson” for the America PAC’s pro-Trump efforts, CNN’s Marshall Cohen reports.

Kranser’s office responded by calling that a “complete admission of liability” and Musk is running an illegal lottery under Pennsylvanoa law, showing the judge a clip of him literally saying “we are going to be awarding $1 million randomly” when announcing the “salary.” Gober then tried to argue that “randomly” and “by chance” are interchangeable. So yeah, that’s how it’s going in court for Musk.

This isn’t going to be that lengthy of a “big picture” piece like “Blank Canvass” Parts I and II. This does seem like the right time for a coda to them however, given the last few days’ of reporting on the state of the get-out-the-vote operations run by small-faced dipshit Charlie Kirk and ketamine-brained psychopath billionaire Elon Musk. What was, and still is, a “blank” is the ultimate effect on the final result of the 2024 election. We gamed out a VERY rough idea of what possibly was the end result in 2020 when the Biden campaign ceded the “ground game” to Trump until that October due to COVID but that was more like fine-tuning a question than coming close to answering it.

Still, that Trump got 34,000 more votes in Philadelphia in 2020 than he did in 2016 was no accident. If he had managed to get, say, 134,000 more votes in the city plus another 200,000 in Detroit and 40,000 more in Las Vegas he would have won a second term and all we would’ve fucking heard about from the media for the past four years was how Dems blew it on the “ground game.”

We don’t know who won 2024, but Team Orange definitely blew their “ground game.”

“A Stoughton woman has been arrested and charged in connection with smuggling goods into the United States and selling/dispensing counterfeit drugs and devices. Rebecca Fadanelli, 38, was charged by criminal complaint with one count of illegally importing merchandise contrary to law, one count of selling or dispensing a counterfeit drug, and one count of selling or dispensing a counterfeit device. According to the charging documents, since March 2021, Fadanelli, the owner of Skin Beaute Med Spa with locations in Randolph and South Easton, Mass, has been importing counterfeit Botox, Sculptra and Juvederm from China and Brazil and performing thousands of injections of counterfeit drugs and devices for which she received over $900,000 in client payments,” says DOJ statement.

“It is alleged that Fadanelli consistently represented to clients and employees that she is a nurse; in fact, Fadanelli is an aesthetician and is not licensed nor certified to dispense or administer prescription drugs or devices. According to payment records, from approximately March 2021 through March 2024, Fadanelli completed approximately 1,631 Botox appointments, totaling $522,869 in client payments, and 1,085 filler appointments, totaling $410,545 in client payments.”

The whole not properly-licensed thing is easy enough to get on board with. Safety first, second, and third when it comes to such matters. It’s just that it seems like if this woman was able to book and complete the better part of three thousand appointments over three years and this release says nothing about any injuries or disfigurement from it that kind of tells us it’s all way more about the false advertising. We’ll just skip the irony of an apparently otherwise safe but counterfeit version of a real product used to enhance fake lips and wherever the hell else they inject Botox these days.

Eagerly awaiting convicted felon former President Trump to take the stage in the first of four rallies on this final day of campaigning. Let’s see if he’s as physically and mentally unhealthy as he was Sunday. He was in very bad shape on Sunday as some of you may have noticed.

A top aide to Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu has been arrested on suspicion of leaking to foreign media intel that was apparently meant to torpedo a ceasefire/hostage release deal with Hamas, CNN reports on more of the usual fuckery from that piece of shit as he clings to power.

Opposition leader Yair Lapid on Sunday accused the Netanyahu’s crew of scumbags and zealots of leaking “faked secret documents to torpedo the possibility of a hostage deal – to shape a public opinion influence operation against the” families of the dozens of Israelis still being held hostage in Gaza more than a year after the bloody October 7th attacks and subsequent genocidal reprisal.

Hardcore fans of convicted felon former President Trump tell the Guardian they’re ready for other hardcore fans of the fat slob to be imprisoned or killed after a violent uprising should Vice President Kamala Harris win, a rebellion that they won’t personally partake in because of the dangers.

“People will riot if Trump doesn’t win,” said Trump fan Cedric Perness as he hawked bootleg MAGA merch outside of one of Donald’s Sunday rallies in North Carolina. He isn’t one of those people however, because rioting is too dangerous. “I’d get killed right there.” Perness said he’s doing his part instead by selling t-shirts saying “You missed bitches. Two times!” referring to the two assassination fails, though he did not elaborate on how that would help if the election were “stolen.”

“As Republicans, we are locked and loaded and ready to go” if Harris wins, said 55 year-old Vikki Westbrook at the same rally. When asked if that meant she personally would lock and load one of her many guns and start firing on George Soros’s foot soldiers, Westbrook said no. “I have kids, I can’t afford to go to prison. And I don’t like orange,” she said, referring clearly to prison jumpsuits and not any artificial skin color. Still she warned that “at this point, a lot of Republicans aren’t going to take it any longer. They won’t let the election be stolen from us twice,” speaking more carefully with “they” to mean others in this hypothetical armed rebellion that she’s pre-self-excluded from.

“Four years ago I felt angry, very angry. This time I will be even more angry,” Westbrook continued outside the rally. Asked what she would do and how she would channel the emotion if Trump does lose, she said only “If he loses, I’m scared,” again making it clear she is not in fact locked or loaded.

Sen. Mike Lee warns Democrats would 'Rule America uncontested for 100 years' if they sweep 2024 elections https://t.co/nGSPcdQPCc

— Fox News (@FoxNews) November 4, 2024

Several women who have either voted or are planning to vote for Vice President Kamala Harris secretly contra to the wishes of their MAGA husbands tell NPR why they’re going ahead with it.

“My husband will say it’s just what the media has fed me,” one identified only as “T” said. “And I’m saying uh-uh. I watched it with my own two eyes. I listened to it.” Another one, identified only as “K,” said the June 2020 upside-down Bible incident was what did it for her. “I was horrified. That was actually when I left the Republican Party,” K, who lives in a red state in the Midwest and stayed anonymous for fear of getting fired. Her husband “assumes I’m voting Republican. I just listen to him talk about his views, and I just nod my head and go uh huh. And I’m thinking, yeah and my nieces have less bodily autonomy and rights at their ages than I had.” That’s cheating, per Jesse Watters.

“As I was filling in that rectangle it was like, ‘Hell yeah, girl. You did something so powerful for yourself, and for a lot of women,” said “A” an Illinois woman who’s keeping her Harris vote a secret from her boyfriend and especially her father, described as “a committed Republican.”

Convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign co-manager Susie Wiles on Friday sent out an all-staff email headlined “Donald J Trump Administrative Update,” informing the team of how the rest of the month is going to go, with mostly dry updates on office usage and that everyone’s last day on the payroll is November 30th. What stuck out to Axios and whoever leaked it to them was the very un-MAGA verbiage such as “should we be victorious,” “regardless of the outcome of the election,” and “God willing” to describe the contingent nature of the election rather than the “FUCK YEAH THIS IS ALREADY IN THE BAG!” type of prognostication we’re used to hearing from them publicly.

“The matter-of-fact email comes as the Trump campaign is publicly projecting confidence, and promoting any polls that show Trump defeating Vice President Harris handily. Trump himself has been quick to belittle unfavorable polls and has vowed that the only way he could lose is if Democrats cheat. He has laid the groundwork for legal challenges if things don’t go his way,” Axios writes, plainly nervous that they may not have sufficiently groveled at the feet of both Harris and Trump amid all the uncertainty about the outcome of this apocalyptic election season.

Really stupid story short: After Vice President Kamala Harris made an appearance on Saturday Night Live over the weekend, Trump-appointed FCC commissioner Brendan Carr threw a fit, tweeting “This is a clear and blatant effort to evade the FCC’s Equal Time rule. The purpose of the rule is to avoid exactly this type of biased and partisan conduct – a licensed broadcaster using the public airwaves to exert its influence for one candidate on the eve of an election. Unless the broadcaster offered Equal Time to other qualifying campaigns,” resulting in the above video being run by NBC during Sunday’s NASCAR and NFL post-game broadcasts on the network, the Huffington Post’s Yashar Ali reports. One wonders if Carr thinks it was worth it to get this low-energy, low-budget rant in front of NASCAR and NFL viewers. Donald seems almost too tired to speak.

Roughly one in five of the 93 Republican Party members from the swing states who have already been chosen to serve representatives to the Electoral College played some role in “Stop the Steal” in 2020, with 13 of them having signed the fake votes for convicted felon former President Trump that December – eight of those now facing criminal charges for the scam – and another six having had some other level of involvement in the MAGA coup attempt, Politico reports.

The eight facing charges include Michiganders John Haggard, Hank Choate, Timothy King, Amy Facchinello, Marian Sheridan, former state GOP co-chair Meshawn Maddock and Nevada state GOP chair Michael McDonald and Clark County Chair Jesse Law, the latter two’s charges having been dismissed but more likely than not to be revived as prosecutors appeal the dismissal.

“It would appear that the party leadership in the states where there are fraudulent electors serving as electors again are not taking seriously things like criminal charges,” said Georgetown Law professor Mary McCord, co-host of MSNBC’s “Prosecuting Donald Trump” podcast.