Categories
Uncategorized

Little Debbie for me, not for thee

“As you know, the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) is a $113 billion federal program designed to support low-income families with food assistance. Unfortunately, this ‘Nutrition Assistance’ program is undermining the health of millions of Americans, on the taxpayer’s dime, by encouraging families to eat highly processed, unhealthy junk food. In fact, soda, unhealthy snacks, candy, and dessert account for nearly 23 percent, or $25 billion, of all SNAP purchases.”

“Given the relationship between junk food and poor health, our federal food assistance policies are fueling obesity, diabetes, heart disease, hypertension, and a wide range of chronic health conditions across America. As a mom of three, I have made improving maternal health outcomes one of my key priorities as governor. But we will never address our maternal health challenges unless we tackle chronic health conditions, like diabetes and obesity, that dramatically increase the risk of pregnancy complications. For example, one-third of our state has diabetes or pre-diabetes. Forty percent of our state struggles with obesity. Sadly, these health conditions disproportionately affect lower-income families – the same people who rely on SNAP. As Secretaries, I ask that you work across the Administration to prohibit the sale of junk food in SNAP and end taxpayer-funded junk food.”

“I also wish to notify you of my intent to pursue a SNAP Waiver from the US Department of Agriculture’s Food and Nutrition Service that would support fresh fruits, vegetables, eggs, and protein and prohibit using SNAP for junk food. Together, we can, and we will, Make America Healthy Again,” writes Arkansas Gov Sarah Huckabee Sanders in a letter to Robert F Kennedy Jr and Brooke Rollins, convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s picks for HHS and USDA Secretaries, respectively.

Sigh… We’re old enough to remember when Michelle Obama was Satan incarnate for promoting healthy nutritional habits and she and Mike Bloomberg were the harbingers of a “nanny state” in which personal choice was constrained by wealthy finger-waggers who don’t know what it’s like to work your ass off all day and be too tired to want to make a fresh cucumber salad topped with lean grilled organic chicken breast and tossed in raspberry vinaigrette. Hot Pockets are faster.

To be slightly fair it does seem like Sarah’s shed a few pounds since her days at the White House podium but, you know, the whole capitalizing “Make America Healthy Again” at the end of this letter was most certainly not accompanied by an extensive audit of whatever food products are served to her, her family, and her staff in Arkansas state facilities. Would be a pretty safe bet that there’s some high fructose corn syrup products in there. And this is before we get into her other actual policies, which we’re certain to be incongruent with promoting better access to healthcare, especially the part about “maternal health challenges” exacerbated by her crusade against reproductive rights.

It just seems like making snack foods ineligible for SNAP is the low-hanging Hostess cupcake here as it requires pretty much no actual work or spending on her part. Really all it does is add to the hassle for rural Arkansas convenience stores that aren’t going to suddenly replace their off-brand microwave cheeseburgers with freshly made turkey wraps so much as scan a fake barcode for a freshly made turkey wrap when selling a pack of off-brand microwave cheeseburgers to a SNAP recipient, the same as they already do with cigarettes, Zyn pouches, and bottles of malt liquor.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Orange Warlord considering more Iran strikes this month

27 minutes ago

For You

4 hours ago

“We are out here fighting for our lives and these dudes are in some random ass country made up of too many consonants”

6 hours ago

High-ranking federal law enforcer complies with Great Leader

8 hours ago

Jim Jordan and Sean Hannity demand Jack Smith take off his shirt

9 hours ago

Paxton caught complaining privately to donors once again

10 hours ago

Top Republican PAC now defending South Carolina

12 hours ago

Tom Emmer admits GOP won’t sweep all 13 stolen House seats

18 hours ago

Fox Business viewers alerted to incredible investment opportunity

1 day ago

Trump calls South Carolina Dem a “trannie”

2 days ago

President addresses nation on important issue

2 days ago

Dennis Hastert pinned permanently

2 days ago

You’ll never guess who just hired Karoline Leavitt

2 days ago

RNC chair doesn’t deny surrender in North Carolina Senate race

2 days ago

Senate GOP running Paxton ads nationwide during NFL games

3 days ago

Racial slur during DWI arrest, not the DWI arrest itself, the deciding factor in Greg Abbott’s undorsement of Texas House candidate

3 days ago

President saddened by Fox News coverage decisions

3 days ago

Movie Night Saturday: The Fugitive

4 days ago

Trump posts Tom Cotton’s cell phone number

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: President campaigns in crucial swing state Alabama

5 days ago

Senate GOP PAC pulls plug on North Carolina, turns to Kansas

5 days ago

Fox Business News funereal after shitty monthly jobs report lands

5 days ago

Tom Cotton targeted in Truth Social shitpost over the one thing that Trump has ever been right about: Year-round Daylight Saving Time

5 days ago

Too little, too late

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Grandpa flopsweats around Texahoma

6 days ago

President declares Iran nuclear threat ended

6 days ago

Mortgage rate hits 7.28 percent

6 days ago

Huckabee decries MAGA blowback over moronic “gamer” ad

6 days ago

Renee Good’s family sues Trump Regime, murderous ICE agent

6 days ago

Report: The president may not be mentally fit for office

6 days ago

“Texas PAC” spent $131 million in 17 days on Ken Paxton

6 days ago

Schmitt team scapegoat found, White House job likely rescinded

7 days ago

They really, REALLY want it to be 2018 again

1 week ago

DOJ IG declined to investigate Blanche for some crypto fuckery

1 week ago

Noem files for divorce

1 week ago

Ken Paxton privately said Trump’s convention hurt his campaign

1 week ago

Eric Schmitt replaying the whole thing in his head again and again

1 week ago

“Christian father” guilty of murdering wife

1 week ago

Dems 51 – GOP 39 on generic ballot: QU poll

1 week ago

“I’ve done a shitty job as president”

1 week ago

Illegal voter touted by DOJ had registered as Republicans

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Future US Attorney General testifies to Senate

1 week ago

Dems lead in Ohio senate and gov races: Marist polling

1 week ago

“The problem is that the fires are everywhere right now”

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Grandpa takes afternoon nap

1 week ago

Jim Jordan ages eight years but mentally forever frozen in 2018

1 week ago

Bongino replacement lasts just over a year at K$H’s FBI

1 week ago

Orange Pharaoh claims he’s reversing ICE’s pre-midterm pullback

1 week ago

Sarah Huckabee Sanders not used to running actual campaign ads

1 week ago

ICE agents ordered to cease arrests of non-criminals: Daily Wire

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x