“Kamala Harris was able to, within a matter of seconds, use this guy’s inflated ego and narcissism to bait him into melting down on a national stage in front of 60 million people,” the most popular teacher at school and the Democratic Vice Presidential nominee Tim Walz outlines to a crowd in Michigan.  “You don’t think Vladimir Putin could do that?  You don’t think Xi Jinping could do that?”

The collapse of an ice formation started a wave that ping-ponged between two sides of a fjord in Greenland for nine days, growing to a massive 650 feet before collapsing, NBC News reports.  The wave, which happened last September, was not seen, but instead identified through seismic records and geological scars.

The ice and rock fall caused a seiche, a standing wave, that bounced off the walls of Dickson Fjord, causing seismographs around the world to record a low-level hum.  A popular sightseeing location for cruise ships, two ships had passed by two days before the hum started.  One cruise ship passed after the hum started, reporting a nearby island appeared destroyed; scientists say it was hit by a 13-foot tsunami that escaped the fjord.

Trump ballsucker and failed “No Labels” scam artist Mark Penn on Thursday tells John Solomon’s shitty podcast that ABC should launch an internal investigation into its news division’s production of the Harris-Trump debate to determine if there was some effort at “rigging the outcome.”

“I actually think they should do a full internal investigation, hire an outside law firm. I don’t know how much of this was planned in advance,” Penn said on the “John Solomon Reports” podcast. “I don’t know what they told the Harris campaign. I think the day after, suspicion here is really quite high, and I think a review of all their internal texts and emails really should be done by an independent party to find out to what extent they were planning on, in effect, you know, fact-checking just one candidate and in effect, rigging the outcome of this debate. The situation demands nothing less.”

Lol at these two losers crying together about a debate their Orange God Emperor still claims he won.

Not that he’s trying to duplicate the incompetent record of the previous administration, but President Joe Biden reportedly reached an agreement with the government of Iraq to withdraw all US troops from the country by early 2026, the Washington Post reports.

The report made by Iraq’s Defense Minister Thabit al-Abbasi on al-Arabiya television calls for some of the 2,500 troops to start withdrawing later this year, with the last elements out in the first part of 2016.  A contingent force will remain in Kurdistan, in northern Iraq, as part of a long-standing program to protect the Kurdish population.

Convicted felon former President Trump will make his first campaign appearance following his humiliating defeat to Vice President Kamala Harris at Tuesday night’s ABC News debate.

Roadkill collector Robert F Kennedy Jr on Thursday continued his quest to remove himself from the ballot in the only swing state yet to make a final decision on it by asking a Wisconsin appellate court overturn a lower judge’s ruling denying his removal, the Wisconsin Examiner reports.

Naturally Kennedy judge shopped to a more conservative judicial district than the one who had denied him. We’ll see how it goes if he gets to the 4-3 lib majority state Supreme Court.

Out of federal prison after having done about three years and change for obstructing congressional proceedings, civil disorder, and disorderly conduct in the Capitol for his role in the January 6th, 2021 MAGA insurrection, Hitler fanboy Timothy Hale-Cusanelli has been doing the rounds in right wing media circles, speaking twice this summer at events held at convicted felon former President Trump’s country club in Bedminster, New Jersey, according to NPR. At one of these events, held by a Capitol rioter legal fund called the Patriot Freedom Project, the fat bastard praised Hale-Cusanelli and other rioters present as “amazing patriots” in a pre-recorded video address.

Yes, a guy who’s complained about the “Hasidic Jewish invasion” of New Jersey and compared orthodox Jews to a “plague of locusts,” is an “amazing patriot” to Trump. “President Trump did not attend these events, and, of course, he absolutely condemns bigotry and hatred of any kind,” said Team Orange spokeswoman Karoline “Blondi” Leavitt when asked to comment for NPR’s story.

Vice President Kamala Harris holds her first post-debate campaign rally in North Carolina.

“Lindsey Graham has never been loyal to President Trump. He got booed in his own state at a TRUMP RALLY and was booed off stage because he is DISLOYAL to Trump and the American people. He probably shouldn’t be giving out advice to Donald Trump. In the words of President Trump, ‘Lindsey Graham is doing a great disservice to the Republican Party, and to our Country'”…

“When is Lindsay [sic] coming out of the closet? We all know you’re Gay, Lindsey… And that’s ok. It’s ok. It’s 2024. There’s nothing wrong with Gay people. I like men too. You and I have something in common we can bond over. Just be honest about it. Nobody is going to judge you for being open about who you are,” posted racist psychopath Laura Loomer on Thursday, apparently in response to Lindsey telling reporters at the Capitol that he hopes Trump cuts her loose, calling her “toxic” and adding that Donald needs to make sure his ties to the freak don’t “become a bigger story.”

“Bernie Moreno has a very good chance of winning Ohio against a Radical Left Democrat, Sherrod Brown, with what is happening in Springfield, and other parts of the State. Ohio is being inundated with Illegal Migrants, mostly from Haiti, who are taking over Towns and Villages at a level and rate never seen before. Likewise in Arizona, Kari Lake would be one of the strongest in the Country on Border Security, whereas her Opponent, Ruben Gallego, is in favor of Open Borders, allowing people to pour into and destroy Arizona,” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Thursday.

Without a doubt he’s now trying to incite violence against the Springfield Haitian community, who are not illegal aliens, but mostly temporarily protected status claimants settled in the town.

“Kari Lake and Bernie Moreno should be running almost exclusively on the Safety and Security of their States, not allowing Illegal Aliens to get anywhere near Arizona or Ohio, and getting the ones that are already in – OUT! Comrade Kamala Harris and her now Missing in Action Boss, Crooked Joe Biden, have allowed more than 21 Million people into our Country, including prisoners, terrorists, seriously deranged people (like Jack Smith!), rapists, drug dealers, and others too bad to even mention. Ohio & Arizona – GO MAGA!” the fat fuck continued ranting on his failing Twitter clone, apparently calling Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith an illegal immigrant.

“THERE WILL BE NO THIRD DEBATE!” Trump later wrote at the end of another long post.

A new national Reuters/Ipsos survey conducted entirely after Tuesday night’s debate finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 47 to 42 percent among registered voters, a 1 point increase for Harris since their August 22nd survey found her leading Trump 45 to 41 percent. Among the respondents who said they had at least heard something about the debate, 53 percent said Harris won while 24 percent said Trump won, with the rest saying neither had or not answering. Some 52 percent of respondents said that Trump stumbled and didn’t appear sharp, while 21 percent said the same of Harris. Sounds like a cognitive test.

A very slight majority of Republican respondents – 53 percent – said Trump won the debate, while 31 percent said no one won and 14 percent said Harris won vs 91 percent of Dems who said Harris won.

Separately a Morning Consult national voter survey, also conducted entirely post-debate, found Harris up 50 to 45 percent over the Orange Shitbrain in a full field of all the third partiers, widening the gap the same pollster had found at 49 to 46 on Monday before the big showdown.

“I won the Debate, but was criticized by the Radical Left Lunatics because I looked ‘angry and forceful.’ But think, why wouldn’t I be angry? I love the USA, and it is being destroyed by grossly incompetent leadership. Inflation, A Terrible Economy, Horrible Military Decisions, No Respect from around the World, and more than 20 Million people, many from prisons and mental institutions, are pouring into our Country, and creating Havoc, Crime, and Destruction, like never seen before.”

“Am I supposed to be smiling, like Comrade Kamala Harris, with her FAKE one-and-a-half hour smile and long practiced facial expressions, despite all of the problems that she and Crooked Joe have caused. No, there’s nothing to smile about, but there will be in the not too distant future, when America makes the biggest Comeback in History. Nov 5th – MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Thursday, still carrying on about losing the debate.

House Oversight Chairbilly James Comer has scheduled a hearing next week on the Biden-Harris Administration – and yeah, that’s really our lede for this press release laundered by Fox News:

Yup. This is where we’re at. A major Congressional hearing about the conduct of the executive branch over the last three and a half years, jamming in a wide array of different topics rather than say, like, their handling of the Department of the Treasury or Homeland Security. It’s everything, all in one super mega hearing, and holy fuck what the hell does this moron think he’s doing?

Really hard not to see this as like a do-over for Trump’s debate performance, like Comer is so freaked out that this is how he responds to the Orange God Emperor’s failure. It’s not like Comer’s that smart either but even he seems to know that it was a clusterfuck and appears to be panicked into responding in such a bizarre and stupid way – as if he’s going to draw the same audience that the ABC debate did and that Jamie Raskin and Dan Goldman aren’t going to make it hell for him.

Doug Emhoff will head to hostile territory on Friday as the Sumter County Democratic Committee announced the Second Gentleman will host an event somewhere on the mean golf-cart streets of The Villages, Florida, at a location not yet actually disclosed by the party, Villages-News reports.

“While the details have not been completely set, Doug Emhoff will visit The Villages in the afternoon on Friday,” Sumter Dems Party announced in an email to local members, saying simply the stated the visit will be held in a “local theater room” that can hold about 200 people. “Following Mr Emhoff’s presentation, we will have a golf cart caravan,” said Sumter Dem party chair Bob Berg.

We are 50 days out from the election and @RepMTG is speaking to the leftist media attacking President Trump’s strongest Allies.

Can someone say jealous?

Ps: MTG has been telling election integrity activists in Georgia that she doesn’t think Trump will win.

Why is she doing… https://t.co/3H1OjSp7I9

— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) September 12, 2024

Probably only a matter of days before Loomy confronts Marge in person, and probably north of 50/50 that ends with Laura hospitalized and needing reconstructive surgery and Sporkfoot lawyering up.

Members of the Springfield, Ohio Haitian-American community are keeping their kids home from school this week amid the fucking freaks in the MAGA Cinematic Universe saying shit like “hungry, hungry Haitians had a hankering for some house pets” and city hall being evacuated due to bomb threats, all spurred by Trump fans spiraling ever deeper into insanity, the Haitian Times reports.

“We’re all victims this morning. They’re attacking us in every way,” said one woman who moved to Springfield six years ago, adding her car had been vandalized twice in recent weeks by MAGA assholes breaking windows and throwing acid on the paint. “I’m going to have to move because this area is no longer good for me. I can’t even leave my house to go to Walmart. I’m anxious and scared.”

Philomene Philostin, who owns one of those multi-service businesses you see in immigrant communities, said her commercial landlord was trying to evict her from the storefront. “They’re trying to push me out, but this is my home,” said Philostin, who was on her way to meet with a lawyer to fight the property owner. “I set up my home, my store to be here. I’m not going anywhere.”

New York City Police Department Commissioner Edward Caban tendered his resignation on Thursday, quitting just days after FBI agents seized his phone amid a federal criminal investigation into him and other top allies of complete fucking dumbass Mayor Eric Adams, ABC 7 reports.

Just a quick fact check here: America is actually the most prosperous country in the world. If you’re saying it isn’t then how the fuck are you supposed to argue that immigrants are holding it back?

Sources tell Axios that Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer is working on a bill for convicted felon former President Trump’s empty promise to either fund in-vitro fertilization or mandate insurers pay for it, forcing Republicans – including his own running mate – into voting against their Orange God Emperor’s ill-advised impulse. The bill will hit the floor within the next two weeks.

“Donald J Trump, 45th President of the United States of America, will deliver remarks at a rally in Uniondale, New York on Wednesday, September 18, 2024, at 7:00PM EST. Nassau County is reeling from the harmful effects of the dangerously liberal policies championed by Kamala Harris and Democrats like Eric Adams,” says a statement on convicted felon former President Trump’s website.

“The safety of our neighborhoods is being compromised, and it’s clear that Kamala’s reckless immigration policies are putting New Yorkers at risk. President Trump’s message to Nassau County is simple and built on his winning record: If you want to return to the strongest economy in over 60 years, rising wages, quality jobs, strong borders, and safe neighborhoods, then vote for the Trump-Vance ticket,” the press release continued and seriously what the fuck is this idiot doing holding a rally on Long Island and not Arizona or Michigan or Nevada or Wisconsin?

We would have gotten it if Joe Biden was still his opponent and he wanted to pretend the map was expanding into New York. We also would have gotten it if this was announced before his sentencing, that was originally scheduled for the for the same day, had been postponed. Neither are true and now he’s campaigning in fucking New York 47 days before the election. Meanwhile Kamala Harris is in North Carolina on Thursday and Pennsylvania on Friday. Yes, Trump is in Nevada and Arizona this week but seriously what the hell does he think he’s doing on Long Island? Who’s idea was this?