Dem former Congresswoman Abigail Spanberger defeated Republican Lt Gov Winsome Sears in Virginia’s gubernatorial election on Tuesday, National Zero projects without any data whatsoever.

Call it a hunch. The forgone conclusion is the least interesting storyline to the Old Dominion State on this off-off-year election night as the real questions are of whether incumbent Republican Attorney General Jason Miyares can hang on against sort of psychotic former state Delegate Jay Jones. Possibly even more worth watching is the outcome in the state legislature. Though Dems are heavily favored to hang on to their majorities in both chambers, how much they can run up the score may still actually provide some valuable insights to the potential size of the swing voter backlash against the MAGA Reich in districts won by convicted felon President Trump’s campaign of lies last year.

“The majority of Floridians are hanging on to the ‘American Dream,’ but rising housing costs and everyday expenses make it difficult to achieve, according to a new poll from Florida Atlantic University’s Business and Economic Polling Initiative (BEPI). The high cost of living is a pressure point for the state, as 90 percent of residents are at least somewhat concerned about inflation, and 80 percent are concerned with housing affordability. Living paycheck to paycheck due to affordability issues has also become the norm, with 43 percent of respondents saying they live paycheck to paycheck, while 26 percent said they do so occasionally. Only 48 percent have an emergency fund covering at least three months of expenses. Nearly 50 percent of Floridians surveyed say they have considered moving out of Florida due to the cost of living,” the New York Post did not report on Monday after Florida Atlantic University printed that press release.

They did not, as far as search results indicate, print a story about it on Tuesday. The omission of coverage stands in contrast to their alacritous reporting of some bullshit MAGA pollster’s purported finding that a quarter of all New Yorkers were planning on leaving the city in the likely event that socialist Dem Zohran Mamdani is elected mayor. The Florida one would be a bigger deal, wouldn’t it?

And this is a photo of @RepOgles' home state, where he's actually been serving in government for many years. pic.twitter.com/Ze4PJy9TK6

— ProjectTS (@ProjectTS) November 4, 2025

“Tomorrow’s United States Supreme Court case is, literally, LIFE OR DEATH for our Country. With a Victory, we have tremendous, but fair, Financial and National Security. Without it, we are virtually defenseless against other Countries who have, for years, taken advantage of us. Our Stock Market is consistently hitting Record Highs, and our Country has never been more respected than it is right now. A big part of this is the Economic Security created by Tariffs, and the Deals that we have negotiated because of them,” posted the flamboyant, histrionic drama queen that a cruel and unmerciful God still has yet to permanently incapacitate with a blood clot to the brain.

Convicted felon President Trump, who has repeatedly demanded he be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, has in recent days been presented by his top military advisors with a range of options on what type of death and destruction can be inflicted with the goal of crippling or completely dismantling Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro’s regime and capturing him, the New York Times reports.

“They said during the 2016 campaign that if he becomes president, there will never be a war within weeks and we will have wars like you’ve never seen before. It will happen immediately, and yet, I’ve gone decades, decades without a war. The first president to do it for that long a period. The world was at peace, America was prospering, and our country was on track for an amazing future,” the fat fuck had said when he launched his third presidential campaign back in November 2022.

The Eleventh Circuit Court of Appeals on Tuesday upheld a Florida law severely restricting Chinese nationals and entities from buying up real estate in the reptile-infested hellhole, Reuters reports.

There came flashes of lightning, rumblings, peals of thunder and a severe earthquake. No earthquake like it has ever occurred since mankind has been on earth, so tremendous was the quake. The great city split into three parts, and the cities of the nations collapsed. God remembered Babylon the Great and gave her the cup filled with the wine of the fury of his wrath. Every island fled away and the mountains could not be found. From the sky huge hailstones, each weighing about a hundred pounds, fell. Mediaite fapped furiously at the cursed wraith’s appearance on their favorite programme. Thunderous applause rose from the audience. The angels fell silent with confusion.

“Beloved comedian, actor, entrepreneur, and passionate dog dad Kevin Hart has officially entered the pet care industry with the launch of Hartfelt™, a premium pet food brand designed to give dogs the same quality of nutrition humans expect for their families. The brand concept was born from Hart’s deep love for dogs and his frustration with the way most commercial dog foods are produced, often packed with fillers, harsh chemicals, and overly processed ‘meat meals’ that strip away vital nutrients. After realizing many pet owners unknowingly settle for these low-quality options, Hart made it his mission to help people support their pets as family,” says a press release heralding the launch of Hartfelt™, the first word of which was already a lie and therefore instantaneously undermining the feeling of trust the premium brand apparently intended to foster in canine families.

Convicted felon President Trump is finally going to the mat against wind energy, issuing a $32,340 fine against turbine builder and operator Orsted Onshore North America for two violations of the Bald and Golden Eagle Protection Act by killing the birds without an “incidental take permit.”

And yes, this is real. Or as real as can be in a Fox News “exclusive” that says the US Fish and Wildlife Service is trying to hit Orsted with the fine for the deaths, the first of which occurred in March 2024 at Orsted’s Plum Creek facility in Nebraska. The second was in Illinois in April of this year.

The permits are actually a thing and it is a requirement of turbines situated in proximity to known bald eagle nests. Problem is here that at no point in the Fox News article is it mentioned that these incidents were a clear breach of that stipulation. In fact it was Orsted themselves that reported the deaths to the FWS. So yes, this is what you might call “arbitrary and capricious enforcement.”

“The actions yesterday – in which FBI Special Agents were terminated and then reinstated shortly after highlight the chaos that occurs when long-standing policies and processes are ignored. An Agent simply being assigned to an investigation and conducting it appropriately within the law should never be grounds for termination. Director Patel has disregarded the law and launched a campaign of erratic and arbitrary retribution. FBI Agents deal in facts, and we urge Director Patel to do the same. When leadership abandons due process, it doesn’t just erode trust – it makes the American public less safe. FBI Agents must be free to focus on protecting the American people, not fear losing their jobs over third party social media posts,” says the FBI Agents Association in what’s been characterized as a “rare” response to K$H’s moronic firing of several experienced agents for the sin of being assigned to investigate January 6th-related crimes during the Biden Administration.

Former MTV’s Real World cast member and Transportation Suckretary Sean Duffy on Tuesday warned wide swaths of US airspace will need to be closed to traffic next week if the government shutdown continues, ABC News reports without further specifics into what areas he’s talking about.

“So if, if you bring us to a week from today, Democrats, you will see mass chaos,” Duffy said. “You will see mass flight delays. You’ll see mass cancelations, and you may see us close certain parts of the airspace, because we just cannot manage it because we don’t have the air traffic controllers.”

We’re getting calls about polls being closed. They are closed because we do not have elections today. Kentucky votes next year. You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the Governor of Virginia. Sorry. https://t.co/O71e7asXaW

— Michael Adams, KY Secretary of State (@KYSecState) November 4, 2025

Could’ve kept the bit in the headline going but goddamned if this is not a joke. One might be tempted to at first question that, since the Kentucky gubernatorial elections are held in odd-numbered years (next one’s in November 2027) that there’d be state legislative “midterms” on Tuesday. That used to be true but hasn’t been since a 1992 constitutional amendment. Maybe the latter part about the New York City and Virginia elections was sarcasm – which would still leave enough Kentuckians expecting to be able to vote 33 years after the state did away with the off-off-off-year elections to merit the Secretary of State tweeting that they’re all fucking idiots.

“The Unconstitutional Redistricting Vote in California is a GIANT SCAM in that the entire process, in particular the Voting itself, is RIGGED. All ‘Mail-In’ Ballots, where the Republicans in that State are ‘Shut Out,’ is under very serious legal and criminal review. STAY TUNED!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, exuding redoubtable poise and confidence that his side would prevail comfortably over Governor Gavin Newsom’s audacious ballot measure aimed at offsetting the Texas GOP’s mid-decade gerrymandering that the Orange God Emperor himself commanded them to do.

The missive came after the president confirmed he was weaponizing the food insecurity of less-fortunate Americans, children among them, to achieve his political objectives, posting “SNAP BENEFITS, which increased by Billions and Billions of Dollars (MANY FOLD!) during Crooked Joe Biden’s disastrous term in office (Due to the fact that they were haphazardly ‘handed’ to anyone for the asking, as opposed to just those in need, which is the purpose of SNAP!), will be given only when the Radical Left Democrats open up government, which they can easily do, and not before!”

Tuesday’s election outcomes may hold clues to future election outcomes, numerous mainstream political media outlets reported on Tuesday, which is election day in several states as jurisdictions across the country. Barring any major surprises, mostly in the form of polling misses, the margins of the Tuesday elections may hold even more importance than the outcomes of Tuesday’s elections themselves as far as setting expectations and forecasting future election outcomes goes.

Some observers are even arguing that Tuesday’s elections are “the only poll that matters” because, unlike public opinion polling intended to measure intent of a vote cast in a future election, this is an actual election and as such provides a far more valuable insight into what an electorate may decide in future elections. One could go so far as to call it a “barometer” or “window” that aids in forecasting the outcome of even future elections, especially nationwide ones with major implications.

Other observers emphasized the election outcomes as an expression of how voters are currently feeling on a number of issues, such as how much of the currency they use to exchange for the goods and services they purchase that they currently have in their possession and whether the not mentally stable man who promised to increase that quantity has made a sincere enough effort to fulfill his campaign pledges to do so. Still others preferred to emphasize the question of whether teenagers with penises should be allowed to dress differently and then engage in athletic competition with teenagers who do not have penises. The intent of that being to refocus voters away from the currency thing. Another contingent of observers warned that voters who listen to computerized audio recordings of a bald man who encourages them to try potentially hazardous chemicals as alternatives to established medicine will in all likelihood not be participating in any of these elections, much to the disadvantage of one side who had been dependent on their support.

The above headline comprises the entirety of what a mentally ill old man posted online Tuesday morning, just the latest in a long string of statements in which he asserted his authority over who is and is not a “real Jew” in the United States. Even after some real Jews endorsed Mamdani.

DC US Attorney Judge Box-o-Wine on Monday went above FBI Director Kash Patel’s similarly damaged head and got him overruled on the firing of four agents who were targeted in yet another purge of those connected to post-January 6th insurrection investigations, the New York Times’s Glenn Thrush reports. Why? Firing them would damage ongoing investigations into other crimes.

Im-fucking-magine that, right? That these guys weren’t spending their weekdays hiding in an abandoned basement office of the J Edgar Hoover building with “ANTI-MAGA DEEP STATE SUPER SECRET BASE! NO PATRIOTS ALLOWED!” written on a dry erase board, plotting their next “coup attempt” against Trump but doing their jobs as directed by their superiors. The actually surprising part is that Jeanine Pirro’s the one speaking up and saying it’s time to cut the bullshit so actual law enforcement work can be done, that these guys can’t just be replaced with Proud Boys and other MAGA miscreants who failed the ICE physical fitness exam and drug tests.

"If they allow the government to open up, they are afraid their radicals will stay home, and they will lose…"@SenTedCruz predicts Democrats will keep the government shut down for the sake of voter turnout. pic.twitter.com/l59Z7p1WFT

— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) November 4, 2025

We were to understand that the shutdown was going to end after the No Kings protests. Then it might’ve been something else, who the hell remembers. NOW it’s after Tuesday’s elections because something something the Democrats keeping the government closed is motivating base turnout.

“The Democrats are far more likely to win the Midterms, and the next Presidential Election, if we don’t do the Termination of the Filibuster (The Nuclear Option!), because it will be impossible for Republicans to get Common Sense Policies done with these Crazed Democrat Lunatics being able to block everything by withholding their votes. FOR THREE YEARS, NOTHING WILL BE PASSED, AND REPUBLICANS WILL BE BLAMED. Elections, including the Midterms, will be rightfully brutal.”

“If we do terminate the Filibuster, we will get EVERYTHING approved, like no Congress in History. We will have FAIR, FREE, and SAFE Elections, No Men in Women’s Sports or Transgender for Everybody, Strong Borders, Major Tax and Energy Cuts, and will secure our Second Amendment, which the Democrats will also terminate, IMMEDIATELY. If we don’t do it, they are far more likely to do well in the upcoming Elections, which would mean a PACKED Supreme Court, 2 more States and 4 more Democrat Senators (DC and Puerto Rico), and 8 more Electoral Votes. Remember, Republicans, they are going to end the Filibuster as soon as they get the chance We know this because they already tried, and the only two people who didn’t go along are now out of office. But they have much less chance of WINNING if we have Great Policy Wins after Wins after Wins. IN FACT, THEY WILL LOSE BIG, AND FOR A VERY LONG TIME. TERMINATE THE FILIBUSTER NOW, END THE RIDICULOUS SHUTDOWN IMMEDIATELY, AND THEN, MOST IMPORTANTLY, PASS EVERY WONDERFUL REPUBLICAN POLICY THAT WE HAVE DREAMT OF, FOR YEARS, BUT NEVER GOTTEN. WE WILL BE THE PARTY THAT CANNOT BE BEATEN – THE SMART PARTY!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday morning, the Nth time in however many days he’s screamed this same tune.