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Fox News reports corrupt Marxist organization now good

Oh and – big shocker – Snopes reports this BLM “leader” is the co-founder of a Rhode Island chapter of the organization who previously called Capitol rioters – the Proud Boys in particular – “political prisoners.” As in he was in all likelihood a “Blacks for Trump” sandbagger from the get-go.

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Sheldon Adelson’s widow buying NBA’s Dallas Mavericks

Remember Sheldon Adelson, the Las Vegas casino billionaire who was a power player–(cough, cough major donor)–in Republican politics and is now pushin’ up daisies because he died nearly two years ago?  Well, he’ll be happy to know that his widow, Miriam, is using some of the billions he left her to buy the NBA’s Dallas Mavericks, reportedly buying a majority share of the club from fellow billionaire Mark Cuban, according to Yahoo Sports.

Adelson, whose late husband was the founder of the Sands International entertainment empire and worth an estimated $30 billion at the time of death, will pay $2 billion to take control of the NBA team from Cuban, who paid $285 million for the franchise in 2000.  She inherited 56% ownership in Sands International when her husband died, worth about $19 billion before trading shares to buy the club.

The club was valued at an estimated value of $3.5 billion for this transaction, slightly lower than many estimates of the Mavericks’ value.  The transaction fits Cuban’s vision of moving the franchise to an arena within a casino resort when its current lease is up, and partnering with the Adelson empire may push that goal. Better a franchise than a politician, I s’pose.

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Orange Fuhrer again warns of blitzkrieg against lugenpresse

“MSNBC (MSDNC) uses FREE government approved airwaves, and yet it is nothing but a 24 hour hit job on Donald J Trump and the Republican Party for purposes of ELECTION INTERFERENCE. Brian Robert’s, its Chairman and CEO, is a slimeball who has been able to get away with these constant attacks for years. It is the world’s biggest political contribution to the Radical Left Democrats who, by the way, are destroying our Country. Our so-called ‘government’ should come down hard on them and make them pay for their illegal political activity. Much more to come, watch!” writes Herr Trümp to his volkssturm vowing only loyal media will survive the coming blitz. Heil Orange!

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Hannity showing signs of cognitive decline

Sean Hannity is showing significant signs of cognitive decline, perhaps caused by too many hits to the head in his oft-cited MMA training sessions or perhaps caused by overworking his single remaining functioning synapse.  He’s clearly losing it and should not be in the position he holds.  Along with his court-demonstrated inability to discern between reality and lies, and his sociopathy to not care to disseminate the truth, Hannity now shows that his short-term memory is malfunctioning:  as he knowingly introduces the “House Oversight Committee chairman,” he then greets James Comer with, “Hello, Senator.”  Addressing a Congressman as a Senator moments after stating his title is *so clearly* a sign of mental incompetence Hannity should not be trusted to remember to take his meds.  Clearly, Hannity’s mental function is gone; he needs people to clean up his messes.  Fox should pull him from the air immediately, or he apparent senility might cost them another $787.5 million.

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First airliner powered by sustainable fuel makes transatlantic trip

A Virgin Atlantic airliner making a test flight from London to New York became the first commercial aircraft powered by Sustainable Aviation Fuel (SAF) made by waste fats and plant sugars, a significant step in the effort to make commercial aviation greener.

Per the Washington Post (via gift link), the test flight was to ensure the feasibility of the use of SAF in commercial craft.  Virgin Atlantic will not use the fuel because it is not yet commercially viable due to cost and availability, but the fuel used on this flight was calculated to result in 70% less carbon waste than it would have with standard aviation fuel.

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Santos takes House floor after second expulsion call

Even before New York Republican Anthony D’Esposito brought a motion to the floor forcing a vote on the latest attempt to oust claimed fellow New Yorker George Santos within the next two days, Texas Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett let slip that Santos had requested a “special order hour” slot, where members can speak their minds.  And here he goes!

UPDATE:  Well, like Santos himself, that was underwhelming.  Santos basically whined that if he should be expelled, he would not have been given “due process” because he had not yet been found guilty of anything.  (Except he admitted he defrauded people and lied about his qualifications… and lied about his fundraising… and lied about, well, virtually everything.  And an expulsion vote isn’t a criminal trial; there’s no standard of evidence.  It’s about the standard accepted by your peers, which in the Republican conference, are already pretty low.

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Students for Trump co-founder arrested for assaulting girlfriend

Per Axios:  Students for Trump co-founder Ryan Fournier was arrested last week for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend, “grabbing her right arm and striking her in the forehead” with his handgun resulting in a minor injury according to documents submitted to the magistrate court in Johnston County, Tennessee.

Unsurprisingly, this is not the 27-year-old Fournier’s first encounter with the law:  Fournier and his Students for Trump co-founder John Lambert were accused of falsely claiming to be attorneys; Lambert ended up pleading guilty in 2021 and was sentenced to 13 months in prison for wire fraud after Fournier flipped and testified for federal prosecutors.

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McCarthy claims he trekked to Mar-a-Lago weeks after January 6th because people feared Trump wasn’t eating

As CNN’s Jamie Gangel reads from a transcript, Republican former Wyoming Congresswoman Liz Cheney was gobsmacked by Kevin McCarthy’s hadj to Mar-a-Lago in the weeks after the January 6th Republican-led domestic terrorist attack on Congress caused by Trump encouraging a rabid mob to undermine the Constitution:  “Mar-a-Lago?  What the hell, Kevin?”

McCarthy responded with the most unbelievable of answers:  “They’re really worried.  Trump’s not eating, so they asked me to come see him.” Now, we ask you:  does this look like a man who’s missed a meal:

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Mother Nature strikes first blow in War on Christmas 2023

The National Christmas Tree, fully decorated this week for its official dedication on Thursday, was blown over after a major gust of wind swept across the Ellipse on Tuesday, WUSA CBS-9 in Washington reports.  Apparently, the War on Christmas is taking a number of hits because this is the second tree that was supposed to be this year’s holiday tree:  the first one was replaced after it developed a fungus.

The original tree, planted in October 2021, was taken down and replaced November 14th with a cut 40-foot Norway spruce,which was held in place with support cables.  The contractor who decorated the tree with return after the tree is uprighted, but plans for the Thursday ceremony are still in place.  Since 1973, the National Christmas has been a transplanted “living” evergreen, which over the years has had to be replaced after the tree became damaged or diseased.

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House to possibly drag Santos out for good on Thursday

Ooh ooh wait! “The House might expel-ish Santos on Thursday”! Or maybe “Santos might have to check out of Congress” because remember he stole a checkbook from a guy in Brazil?

Yeah, that one was a while ago. So was the “drag” and the “Jew-ish” but those stuck around a little better. Anyway for some reason California Dem Robert Garcia on Tuesday again introed a resolution to expel the lying piece of shit George Santos even though the chair of the House Ethics Committee also did before Thanksgiving. The vote will happen on Thursday, just hours after Santos is supposedly holding a “major” press conference on the steps of the Capitol. Should be fun for all.

Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reports House GOP leaders are hoping Santos resigns at the presser, but if not they’ll likely move forward on Ethics Chair Michael Guest’s resolution instead of Catsro’s.

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Team Orange to tell Georgia court their client a deranged asshole who actually believed stupid bullshit 2020 election fraud stories

There was a time not long ago when we were pretty sure that “It’s not a crime for Trump to have believed these stories about a stolen election” was supposed to be only a political argument for Republicans tasked with defending him to mainstream media reporters in the hallways of the Capitol. Sure, saying “You should vote for this guy in 2024 even though he was so fucking stupid he thought Italian satellites and Chinese thermostats and a Venezuelan supercomputer built by a dictator who died a decade ago hacked into voting machines in 2020” doesn’t actually make any sense if you think about it for more than two seconds but it’s not like they have anything better.

We were thinking that was just a stopgap and at some point as the Orange God Emperor barrels toward going on trial two or three times while he’s trying to return to power that Donald’s overpaid lawyers would come up with some sort of at least sort of plausible legal defense and that would eventually percolate into the GOP’s political sound bytes. Like how fucking silly would that be if last summer’s “He really believed this stupid bullshit!” actually ended up being the legal defense?

Lol… The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports Trump’s Georgia lawyer Steve Sadow on Monday notified the Fulton County Superior Court that he intends to move to have the sprawling RICO case against the Orange Pharaoh dismissed by arguing his stolen election fantasies were “core political speech” protected by the First Amendment, even though presiding Judge Scott McAfee already tossed that challenge from Sidney “Kraken” Powell before she flipped and pleaded guilty.

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Jason Smith unwelcomes Hunter Biden testifying publicly

House Ways and Means Chairman Jason Smith, the third member of the Hunter Biden Super Investigation squad, on Tuesday tweeted “I welcome Hunter Biden finally agreeing to testify. It’s long overdue for him to come clean in front of the American people,” before apparently getting the memo from his buddies James Comer and Jim Jordan they do NOT welcome Hunter coming clean in front of the American people and quickly deleting the tweet, the Messenger’s Stephen Neukam reports.

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MAGA Congressman worried Dems are colluding with Hunter

No apologies for three articles about this in the last two hours. This is freaking solid gold how cowardly and cuntish the Republicans look when their white whale – a recovering drug addict con artist under felony indictment who as such should be easy prey – says they have to duke it out in public for everyone to see and it’s the Republicans crying this is unfair. Just beautiful.

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Chickenshit bwock-bwock-bwocks at Hunter attorney’s letter

“Hunter Biden is trying to play by his own rules instead of following the rules required of everyone else. That won’t stand with House Republicans. Our lawfully issued subpoena to Hunter Biden requires him to appear for a deposition on December 13. We expect full cooperation with our subpoena for a deposition but also agree that Hunter Biden should have opportunity to testify in a public setting at a future date,” writes House Oversight Chairbilly James Comer in response to Hunter Biden attorney Abbe Lowell’s demand his client testify in a public-only hearing.

Spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan echoed his only slightly dumber fellow Hunter Biden conspiracy buff, writing “We are glad that Hunter Biden has decided to cooperate and we look forward to hearing from him in a deposition on December 13 and subsequently at a public hearing.”

It might have helped their otherwise nonexistent credibility if Comer and Jordan had at least said something along the lines of “Alright hotshot, deposition the 13th, public hearing on the 14th” rather than just the vague “later date” and “subsequently” which obviously means “never” to the real world.

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Koch cartel endorses Nimrata Haley

Koch Brothers-founded oligarchic political corruption cartel “Americans for Prosperity” on Tuesday continued expressing their wish that Mitt Romney had beaten Obama in 2012 by endorsing former South Carolina Gov Nimrata “Nikki” Haley in the 2024 GOP primary, ABC’s Jonathan Karl reports.

“Our internal polling confirms what our activists are hearing and seeing from voters in the early primary states: Nikki Haley is in the best position to defeat Donald Trump in the primaries,” AFP’s public communications team wrote in the waste of the 15 seconds it took for them to compose.

In related news CNBC reports similarly-situated fantasy football player except with democracy Ken Langone also appeared poised to back Haley against the Orange God Emperor as he will meet with the former UN Ambassador in New York next week to get a feel for her willingness to obey orders.

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“The short answer is no” says MAGA Congresswoman on if GOP knows what China got for “bribing” Biden, longer answer is also “no”

Batshit conspiracy idiot Maria Bartiromo is plainly getting antsy once again after months and months of being strung along by the House Republican dipshits constantly telling her the smoking gun on the Bidens is right around the corner. However the failure on their part raises the question of why Fox News can’t just slap together something plausible to the idiots who watch their garbage propaganda all day, every day. Why can’t it just be “Biden did the ChiComs a favor by running against Donald Trump and beating them because Trump was tougher on them than any president”?

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Hunter Biden’s lawyer says client will only testify if it’s public

Hunter Biden’s lawyer Abbe Lowell called House Oversight Chairbilly James Comer out on his bullshit subpoena in a letter obtained by the Washington Post, writing “Mr Chairman, we take you up on your offer Accordingly, our client will get right to it by agreeing to answer any pertinent and relevant question you or your colleagues might have, but – rather than subscribing to your cloaked, one-sided process – he will appear at a public Oversight and Accountability Committee hearing.”

“A public proceeding would prevent selective leaks, manipulated transcripts, doctored exhibits, or one-sided press statements,” Lowell added, indicating that he’s not stupid like Comer had hoped.

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