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Virginia Dem Congresswoman Spanberger launches gov campaign

Spanberger, whose first win in 2018 was seen as emblematic of that year’s Blue Wave, will not be seeking reelection to the 7th District in the meantime in 2024, leaving the swingy seat open.

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Third convicted Capitol rioter running for Congress in 2024

Misdemeanant Capitol rioter Chuck Hand, husband of former Taylor County, Georgia GOP Chairwoman Mandy Robinson-Hand, who along with his wife did 20 days in jail and paid $500 in restitution after they both pleaded guilty to a parading charge for entering the Capitol during the January 6th, 2021 insurrection, has filed the paperwork to challenge longtime Dem Congressman Sanford Bishop in the Peach State’s 2nd District, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports.

Hand, whose campaign slogans “Hire Hand for Congress” and “Stick it to the man, hire Hand” really fucking suck, is now at least the third convicted January 6th MAGA terrorist to launch a 2024 run for the House of Representatives. Hand follows Republican former West Virginia state Delegate Derrick Evans, who announced a bid on January 6th, 2023 after taking a plea deal and serving three months in the clink – more than twice as long as his time in office as Evans resigned 39 days into his first term upon being charged – and Jacob “QAnon Shaman” Chansley, the iconic face of the insurrection who on Friday filed the paperwork to run as a Libertarian in Arizona’s 8th District.

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Biden and Xi to agree to ban on Terminators

President Joe Biden and ChiCom dictator Xi Jingping will enter into a bilateral agreement to ban AI operators in autonomous lethal weaponry, including drones and nuclear weapons platforms – and presumably humanoid-shaped endoskeletal robots, the South China Morning Post reports.

The landmark agreement will be the centerpiece of Wednesday’s hotly-anticipated APEC summit in San Francisco, unless some future singularity that has developed time travel in future decades sends one or more highly advanced Terminator units to the present to disrupt the signing ceremony.

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Indian cities hit with air quality warnings after Diwali fireworks

Three cities in India are under high air quality alert warnings Monday after Diawli celebrants blew off enough fireworks to generate smog, Reuters reports. For coastal towns Kolkata and Mumbai it was something of an accomplishment, but the capital New Delhi was already in bad shape with air quality as it usually is this time of year due to the weather, hitting an AQI of 680 at midnight. For comparison, NYC on its worst day in early June, during the Canadian wildfire smoke storm, hit 480.

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Tim Scott ends 2024 campaign

South Carolina Senator Tim Scott on Sunday told Fox News’s Trey Gowdy he was ending his 2024 presidential campaign, just days after he finally showed his girlfriend to the public.

Politico reports from sources that Scott didn’t even bother to tell his campaign staff before announcing on live TV that they were all out of a job. Of course they had to already know it was coming sooner or later given his awful numbers but that was still kind of shitty. CNN politics reporter Isaac-Edward Dovere did however get a hint in the form of a “Team Tim Scott” fundraising email with the subject line of “One last chance.” It was sent eight minutes before Scott publicly pulled the plug on his bid. “Usually fundraising email subject lines are a little hyperbolic,” Dovere wrote.

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MAGA Land hating Ronna Not-Romney even more than usual

RNC Chairwoman Ronna Not-Romney McDaniel’s post-2023 elections tour has been pretty poorly received in MAGAmerica, with the blame for GOP defeats last week falling on her shoulders like a pallet of bricks. Whether this is fair or unfair to her is not our concern, we’re simply here to enjoy the demented freaks who vote for this party calling for its feckless figurehead’s reign to end.

“I don’t understand Trump’s fascination with Ronna. She is an utter failure” – The current top comment on the TownHall article “Ronna and Trump: A Single Unit of Electoral Dysfunction.”

“Ronna Romney is sabotaging the republican party and it’s obvious” – The current top comment on the Gateway Pundit article “McDaniel, RNC Cave After Threatening to Disqualify Candidates Over Christian Event,” posted Sunday. The story’s so lame and stupid. Ronna had to pretend there’s still a GOP 2024 primary going on and threaten the handful of candidates that would’ve qualified for the fourth debate with a ban if they attended some lame non-sanctioned Evangelical forum in Iowa.

“After the latest election disaster, I’m not sure how Ronna McDaniel is still chair of the RNC. Unless the RNC does makes some changes, I, for one, am considering dropping out of the party to become an independent” – The current top comment on the Fox News article “GOP debate fireworks: Why Vivek Ramaswamy took aim at RNC chair Ronna McDaniel.” Okay… So what the hell is that going to achieve if he still plans on voting Republican? It’s one thing if this guy regularly donates to the RNC but he probably would’ve mentioned that first and foremost. Simply dropping out means nothing.

“I find that hard to believe considering how outspent Republicans were (I’m basing this on the number of ads I saw comparatively). I should clarify I find it hard to believe that Youngkin rejected more money” – The current top comment on the Twitchy article “RNC Chair Makes Eyebrow-Raising Claim When Asked About Virginia Elections.” The comment’s not as funny as the headline. Ronna probably did get her eyebrows raised to go with those hideous duckbill-shaped lips.

“Convicted of what? This girl is toxic… she’s got to go” – The current top comment on the Breitbart article “RNC Chair McDaniel: We Will Support Trump as GOP Nominee Even If He Is a Convicted Criminal,” posted Sunday. They’re now mad at her for acknowledging reality while still affirming she’ll back their Orange God Emperor in the likely event he’ll be convicted on multiple felonies next year.

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Omar to face opponent in Minnesota Democratic primary

Don Samuels, a former Minneapolis City Council member who came within two percentage points of defeating incumbent Democratic Congresswoman Ilhan Omar for the Democratic nomination for her seat in 2022, announced he will challenge her again, Politico reports.  Omar is frequently a target of a significant amount of right-wing vitriol given she’s a non-white, non-Christian woman who has her own opinions, but she is drawing fire from within Democratic ranks for her stance against Israeli action in its war with Hamas.

“Ilhan hasn’t helped herself,” Samuels said during an interview WCCO radio in Minneapolis. “She has made missteps, even after the last race. There are some folks who are coming [to support me] because of what I am, who I am, and what I will do. And some are coming because of what she’s done and what she’ll do.”

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Santos’s end may be nigh: Ethics Committee report due this week

Lying piece of shit Long Island Republican Congressman George Santos’s expulsion may come sooner rather than later as CNN’s Melanie Zanona reports that the House Ethics Committee is set to release their final report on his numerous transgressions later this upcoming week. Members who voted against expelling the fucker had cited “due process” of an Ethics Committee investigation as a reason for holding their fire on him, but we shall see if they’re willing to make it happen.

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NYC Mayor Adams’s quid pro quo with Turkey so freaking stupid

Sources within the FBI tell the New York Times that in 2021 then-Democratic New York City Mayoral nominee Eric Adams – who was effectively the mayor-designate at that point because that Curtis Sliwa dipshit had absolutely zero chance of winning – pressured then-FDNY Commissioner Daniel Nigro to sign off on the Turkish government’s new high-rise consulate in Manhattan despite safety concerns with the building, pressure that appears to be one of the policy concessions (or maybe the only one) the Turks got in exchange for allegedly illegally funding Adams’s campaign.

Accepting foreign campaign contributions is against the law and antithetical to principles of American sovereignty, full stop. There is however a pretty wide spectrum of possible damage inflicted upon American sovereignty, a spectrum that if Donald Trump and the Russians, Saudis, Chinese, etc are at the top while Bob Menendez and the Egyptians are not very far behind, Adams and the Turks sit on the opposite end. THIS is the scandal here? A goddamned building code issue?

We knew it had to be something this stupid (again, there could be other favors involved), but seeing the other end of it is just… Jesus Christ, Adams is a moron, the Turks are morons, and we feel embarrassed for the FBI agents and federal prosecutors having to investigate this.

As we had anticipated, the MAGA assclowns were already pretty much universally claiming that Adams is the victim of the “Biden Regime’s” retaliation for complaining about immigration policy and a fucking fire code violation being reason the FBI seized Adams’s phones and iPad is about the last thing that would’ve disabused them from that notion. How many times between 1993 and 1997 did Donald Trump call Rudy Giuliani and order him to cut the red tape on this or that project, making it clear to Rudy that he would support his reelection campaign if he delivered? It’s just everyday cronyism most people do not and should not like but nevertheless accept as part of the fabric of political reality… elevated to a crime simply because the Turks are definitionally not Americans.

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Brian Kilmeade serves up lame excuses for Trump’s fuckups

Doing a weekend hit on Fox News media dude Howard Kurtz’s show, weekday host Brian Kilmeade offered up some pretty freaking lame excuses for two distinct failures for disgraced former President Trump, first helping him disown Kentucky Attorney General Daniel Cameron’s loss and against incumbent Dem Governor Andy Beshear, claiming Cameron was a “McConnell guy” all along and that Trump’s late endorsement didn’t count. Then in a separate clip (apologies for the abrupt jump at 1:08 above), Kilmeade explained the Orange God Emperor’s stupidly confusing Obama and Biden on Saturday with “He believes Obama is pulling the strings” as if Trump wouldn’t have simply just said that to his fans – or that it also counts for the time he claimed he beat Obama in the 2016 election.

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Virginia GOP lawmakers plan palace coup after state House flips

A number of Republican members of the Virginia House of Delegates, reeling from the loss of their majority in Tuesday’s mini-Blue Wave election, rip shit angry with Gov Glenn Youngkin and soon-to-be-ex-Speaker Todd Gilbert over the former’s moronic push for a 15-week abortion ban and the latter’s failure to push back against it forcefully enough, are planning to remove Gilbert from leadership as soon as Sunday, the Washington Post reports on the still-ongoing bloodbath.

“We literally ran on one of the third rails of politics,” said one of the delegates, who said he brought this up to Gilbert months ago. “We told them, this is the year to run on inflation, grocery bills, gas bills, fuel costs, freakin’ child care… If we’re not providing an answer or a solution to those things, then the people are looking at us, ‘Why are you talking about abortion?'”

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Netanyahu: potential deal to release hostages in works

Speaking on NBC’s “Meet the Press,” Sunday, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu stated that there “could be” a potential deal to release more than 200 people taken hostage by Hamas in the early hours of its attack of Israel from the Gaza Strip on October 7th.

Saying that the potential deal is a direct result of Israel’s aggressive military actions to counter the Hamas attack and could hold off on future action to rescue them, Netanyahu was more cagey about the information Israel has collected.  “We know a great deal, but I won’t go beyond that,” he said, noting that he wouldn’t discuss to much openly:  “I think the less I say about it, the more I’ll increase the chances that it materializes.”

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Ronna complains Democrats won’t make abortion go away for GOP

Titular Republican National Committee Chair Ronna Not-Romney McDaniel on Sunday expressed frustration to CNN’s Dana Bash that the Democrats aren’t coming to a “common sense limitation” agreement with her party’s lawmakers and thus ending the issue’s salience to the Dems’ electoral advantage. As fucking stupid and simplistic as all that sounds that’s basically what Ronna said.

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Risk of Loki unchained causes evacuation of Icelandic village

Icelandic officials have ordered the evacuation of Grindavik, a fishing town of 3,400 on the southwestern coast, due to the risk of a volcanic eruption, an event caused, in Nordic lore, by the god Loki attempting to escape his bonds, an origin story that has somehow escaped the Marvel Universe rewrite of mythology.

Officials were not low-key about the risk, per CBS News:  seismic activity had moved south along the Reykjanes Peninsula toward the town, located about 31 miles from Reykjavik, Iceland’s capital, and authorities were worried the town would be either in the path of or cut of by a flow of magma that scientists believe is forming under the town, with a non-zero possibility that the town itself could be the point where the magma would surface.

The Icelandic Meteorological Services issued a warning for the area that for a “[s]ignificant likelihood of a volcanic eruption in the coming days” which for an Icelander is almost a full-blown panic.

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Pope fires conservative Texas bishop

Pope Francis has removed the bishop in Tyler, Texas, a conservative who used social media to frequently criticize the pontiff’s m0re liberal stances on bringing LGBTQ members back to the church, the Associated Press reports.  Francis essentially fired Joseph Strickland, the head of the Diocese of Tyler, made up of 33 counties in east Texas with about 55,000 Roman Catholics, officially saying he was “relieved” of his pastoral governance of the diocese.

Strickland was investigated by the Vatican earlier this year after members of the diocesan administration called some of Strickland’s public comments into question.  The Vatican has not publicly released the findings, but Strickland has asserted he would never resign his post because he was given a mandate by Francis’s predecessor, Pope Benedict, who appointed Strickland to be bishop in 2012.   Strickland also flouted Francis’s restrictions on the old Latin Mass, a liturgy traditionalists rallied around to stand up to the liberal tide they believe Francis personifies.

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Johnson lays out complicated funding plan to avoid shutdown

Already declaring himself blame-free by asserting, “I wasn’t the architect of the mess we are in,” neophyte Speaker of the House Mike Johnson said during a call with the Republican conference in which he laid out a two-step plan to fund the government before a potential government shutdown at the end of the month, CNN reports.

Instead of simply passing one bill, Johnson will use a more, needlessly complicated two-bill process in which the first bill will fund agencies for things like military construction, Veterans Affairs, transportation and housing and the Energy Department (which oversees the national supply of nuclear material) through mid-January and the separate bill funding the rest of government through the end of January.  Why the staggered deadline is anyone’s guess, but it will make future funding more contentious in the future.

Johnson did not include significant funding cuts demanded by the far-right fiscal conservatives of his Party.  Nor does the plan include funding for either Israel or Ukraine.  The strategy of breaking up funding and appropriations bills will only add to the chaos cited by ratings companies to justify lowering the long-term credit outlook of the United States.

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Confused old man thinks Obama is the current president

At least the codger got his fellow dictator Viktor Orban’s country right this time. Last month he said it was Turkey. Would’ve landed this one perfectly if not for that tricky Obama-Biden thing. It is tough because they’re both Democrats and look so much alike. Plus their names are similar-ish too.

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Honoring veterans means more than one day per year

Early in my career, I had the great honor of working with the Department of Pennsylvania Veterans of Foreign Wars (VFW), doing a number of tasks from composing position statements, to crafting media releases, to writing and editing its statewide newsletter that went to tens of thousands of vets around the state.  Much of the information was typical stuff–photos of Post fundraisers, profiles of the organization’s officers, announcements of VFW programs, etc.–but headline stories at the time dealt with one primary thing.

That was healthcare–specifically, mental health care.  In the 1980s, the VFW and the American Legion were the two primary veterans advocacy groups.  The organizations were dominated by members of The Greatest Generation, World War II and some Korean War vets who largely dealt with their trauma and stress alone. (In my own family, my mother told me stories about one of her brothers who would go on long meandering car rides by himself, after he returned from his service in Europe, to cope.  After one of these car rides, he found himself in Ohio, she said, having driven through the night without a specific destination.)

Veterans healthcare was one of the issues the American Legion and the VFW frequently cooperated on their lobbying efforts, but those efforts regularly left out the needs of the newest veterans, from the Vietnam War.  During my stint working with the VFW, the long-term injuries of Vietnam started to come into public consciousness, with people learning about the high suicide and drug abuse rates among these vets. The lack of advocacy for this group of vets had led to the formation of the Vietnam Veterans Association of America. 

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QAdulteress more than hints she’ll move to vacate Mike Johnson

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Trump celebrates Veteran’s Day with pledge to commit genocide

“In honor of our great Veterans on Veteran’s Day, we pledge to you that we will root out the Communists, Marxists, Fascists, and Radical Left Thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our Country, lie, steal, and cheat on Elections, and will do anything possible, whether legally or illegally, to destroy America, and the American Dream. The threat from outside forces is far less sinister, dangerous, and grave, than the threat from within,” writes disgraced former President Trump in a Truth Social post dedicated in honor of America’s brave and selfless veterans.

Not really an exaggeration to call that a pledge for “genocide,” right? Like he said simply he’s going to “root out” people without any further specificity like he’ll fire federal government employees who are registered Democrats or prosecute locally elected Democrats simply for not being Republicans. Both those would be horrible abuses of power but at least there’s a mere administrative action one could affix to it. If he’s just saying “root out” the “vermin” it would imply that literally he’s going to order people shot dead in the streets or otherwise systematically slaughtered for opposing his rule.

Then there’s also that the last national leader who said things like “we must root out the taint of Marxism” and “This vermin must be destroyed” actually did commit a pretty big genocide.

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