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NBC announces fire sale of primetime weeknight ad slots

“NBC News announced today that it will host the Republican National Committee’s third presidential primary debate at the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts of Miami-Dade County from 8 to 10 pm ET on Wednesday, Nov 8. NBC News will produce the debate and it will be widely shown on its television, streaming and digital platforms. The RNC also selected as debate partners Salem Radio Network and the Republican Jewish Coalition, as well as RNC streaming partner Rumble to live stream the debate. The RNC will announce the candidates who qualify to participate in the debate in the coming weeks,” says NBC News in a statement, which also amounts to a bargain for national advertisers looking for cheap commercial space during a weeknight primetime broadcast.

Now that the day and time have been set, within the next day or two disgraced former President Trump will announce his stupid “counter-programming” event, whatever that might end up being.

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Biden postpones Colorado visit due to Israel crisis

The White House on Monday postponed President Biden’s trip to high school dropout Lauren Boebert’s Colorado district so he can stay in DC “to participate in national security meetings.”

In very related news, Politico reports that Boebert’s finance reports reveal she spent more than $300 at the drag-friendly Aspen bar owned by the dude she fondled at the Beetlejuice show.

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Liberty University president screams over leak of Department of Education sex assault report, says it was politically motivated

Liberty University President Dr Dondi E Costin tells Fox News in an “exclusive” that the Biden Administration tried to “poison the well” purposely by leaking a report finding that the shitty Evangelical school covered up numerous instances of sexual assault on campus after the Washington Post earlier this month obtained a copy and published numerous damning details.

“The most damaging element of this whole process is the fact that for the first time that any of us are aware, the Department of Education leaked a preliminary report while we are in the process of negotiating with the department about all the advancements that we’ve made. And so that’s the biggest issue,” said Costin, adding “The leak is intentionally aimed at laying the groundwork for an unprecedented fine and the report is filled with factual errors that the Department has admitted to Liberty in their negotiations.” Always the victims, those far right MAGA Christians.

“I think if you look in the Department of Education report, what you will see are a number of unsupported assertions of bad faith. It’s as if they are mind-reading the university,” said Costin.

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IDF cancels Hamas commander who led kibbutz massacre

Israeli Defense Force statement: “As part of extensive IDF strikes targeting senior operatives and terrorist infrastructure in the Gaza Strip, the IDF and ISA neutralized the southern Khan Yunis Nukhba commander (Hamas commando forces), who was responsible for the Kibbutz Nirim massacre. Following ISA intelligence, IDF fighter jets operated in Gaza and neutralized Billal Al Kedra last night, the commander of the southern Khan Yunis Nukhba forces, who was responsible for the Kibbutz Nirim massacre. Hamas and Islamic Jihad terrorist operatives were also neutralized.”

“The IDF also struck over one hundred military targets located in Zaytun, Khan Yunis, and west Jabaliya. These strikes impacted the capabilities of the Hamas terrorist organization, by targeting its operational command centers, military compounds, dozens of launchers, anti-tank missile launch posts and observation posts. Furthermore, operational command centers belonging to the Islamic Jihad terrorist organization were struck.”

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Illinois man arrested after stabbing, killing 6-year-old Muslim boy

A 71-year-old white Illinois man has been arrested after attacking a Muslim woman and her six-year-old son, stabbing both of them repeatedly, resulting in the boy dying from more than a dozen wounds, Politico reports.  Expected to survive despite being stabbed multiple times herself, the mother was able to call 9-1-1 to report her landlord was threatening the family with a knife because he was angry about the Hamas attack on Israel.

According to a statement by Democratic Illinois Governor J.D. Pritzker, the child, identified as Wadea Al-Fayoume, was stabbed 26 times.  Police arrested 71-year-old Joseph M. Czuba of Plainfield, who was charged with first-degree murder, attempted first-degree murder, two counts of hate crimes and aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

Officials said there has been a sharp increase in threats against both Jewish and Muslim populations since Hamas’s attack on Israel last week.  Pritzker condemned the attack, calling it “a hate crime,” although he did not say if his administration would pursue hate crime enhancements for Czuba’s charges.

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Jeffries says Dems to start push for coalition government this week

House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries on Sunday told NBC’s Kristen Welker that there have been “informal conversations” with Republicans about setting up a bipartisan coalition in the chamber and that on Monday they’ll start work on making it formal, which is actually a pretty big deal.

Asked what the conditions will be for entering an agreement, Jeffries said first and foremost he wants to ensure that “votes are taken on bills that have substantial Democratic support and substantial Republican support, so that extremists aren’t able to dictate the agenda.”

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Mike Pence’s campaign choking in debt

Former Vice President Mike Pence’s campaign is getting absolutely asphyxiated by debt, with $620,000 owed hanging heavily on $1.2 million cash on hand vs $3.3 million roped in from donors, a troubling sign that the near-lynching victim is getting ready to hang it up, NBC Noose reports.

NBC sees a parallel with former Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker’s 2016 presidential primary campaign at this point eight years ago, writing that reporting debt means the end is nigh.

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Blank Canvass, Part II: Blue Tsunami Alert (Anecdotally)

“With just a few weeks to Election Day and early voting already underway in several states, it’s peak time for the ‘ground game’ that campaigns have spent months preparing. Back in May, on-the-ground Republican operatives voiced concerns to The Federalist that the Republican National Committee’s operations weren’t keeping pace with grassroots in swing states. Now, as Election Day nears, a narrative has emerged in the corporate media about the Trump campaign’s ‘paltry’ ground game,” wrote far right propaganda site the Federalist last week in a piece titled “Outside Conservative Groups Are Leading Trump’s Ground Game. That Might Be A Good Thing.”

That Federalist article might be what an outfit clearly bothered when a “narrative has emerged in the corporate media” about a serious weak spot in their effort to return convicted felon former President Trump to the White House would print and the tweet above might be contributing to that “narrative” considering that small-faced bastard is celebrating five more votes for his Orange Allah in Arizona.

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Three words I long to hear: “Speaker Jim Jordan”

Should Jim Jordan become Speaker of the House–and as it stands as of this writing, it is the most expedient and least disastrous route for the House GOP–Democratic candidates should send Matt Gaetz a daily Incredible Edible bouquet until Election Day 2024.  (It would accomplish two things:  His interns probably need some fruit in their diets and if kept in the office, they will feed an annoying swarm of fruit flies.)

Gaetz’s stunt lit a fuse on a bomb that has yet to explode, but the panic that it caused exposed the fundamental weakness of House Republicans:  lack of leadership.  The face representing the House GOP with which Republicans in every district will have to partner in the 2024 elections will be… Jim Jordan.  In every swing district, “Jim Jordan’s Far Right Freedom Caucus Agenda” gets pinned to the GOP candidate.

In this case, rightly so:  virtually every Republican in the House will have to vote for Jordan–or whomever ascends–for that person to become Speaker and that means each member casts a de facto vote for that person’s agenda.  And Jordan’s agenda isn’t popular with voters:  he’s anti-choice, pro-censorship, and he sits on the side of the insurrectionists.  In fact, some believe Jordan is a leader of the January 6th attempt to undermine the Constitution.

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US sending second carrier group to eastern Mediterranean

The Pentagon ordered the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower carrier group to move to the eastern Mediterranean, joining the USS Gerald R. Ford to offer security to Israel as it retaliates against Hamas for a deadly terrorist attack launched from Gaza, ABC News reports.  The Biden Administration also wants to dissuade Iran and Hezbollah from any action to support Hamas.

The Eisenhower set sail from Norfolk on a previously scheduled deployment that would take it into the Mediterranean and through the Suez Canal to participate in operations in the Persian Gulf.  It will now linger in the eastern Mediterranean until further notice.  The Pentagon is also considering moving the USS Bataan amphibious assault ship to the region to support potential operations.

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Corrupt Democrats are obstructing the Biden impeachment inquiry by not helping Republicans elect a new Speaker of the House

On Friday patriot Jim Jordan was selected by the House Republican Caucus to become the next Speaker but there are serious doubts about whether he can be elevated to the most prestigious position in Congress, second in line to the presidency, as Democrats won’t help him get the majority of votes needed in the chamber to secure the gavel, preferring to play petty politics.

Leftists think this is so funny.

Why? The answer is obvious: The Democrats are seizing the opportunity to obstruct the impeachment inquiry against their corrupt, socialist leader Joe Biden. The momentum Republicans had three weeks ago was absolutely massive. The GOP had Biden and his evil son Hunter on the run, with the first blockbuster hearing in the inquiry nothing but wall-to-wall devastating testimony from witnesses. A full vote to authorize articles of impeachment was inevitable. All that changed when Democrats refused to help now-former Speaker Kevin McCarthy hang on to the gavel when he was hit with a motion to vacate brought by some Congressman for whatever reason.

Who did it and why isn’t important because the American people deserve answers and they won’t be getting them as long as Dems won’t work with Republicans to elect a conservative Speaker. Jim Jordan is the man who will continue exposing the corruption of the Biden Administration by subpoenaing Hunter Biden’s bank records and allowing members to show the American people pictures of him having sex with prostitutes before they go to the polls in the 2024 election.

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Chris Kennedy says Thanksgiving with Bobby won’t be so awkward

Robert F Kennedy Jr’s younger brother Chris tells Politico he’s looking forward to Thanksgiving with the anti-vax weirdo now that Bobby’s dropped out of the Democratic presidential primary for an independent bid, with Chris having made the same calculation many in the GOP have already made.

“With Bobby no longer running in the Democratic Party, that’s taken a lot of pressure off of us,” Chris Kennedy said. “We love our brother. We love our party. And we love our president. Ultimately, it’s better that he’s running as an independent and can impact President Trump. We’re hopeful that he pulls support from President Trump and that he helps Joe Biden in the end. The folks I know who are most vocal about their support for Bobby are a lot of my traditional Republican friends. As a Kennedy, only Bobby, with that kind of charisma, could attract that much Republican support.

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Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXLII

  • Hamas:Palestinians :: MAGA:Republicans
  • In a closed-door secret ballot within the House GOP conference, Trump did not get a single vote for Speaker–not one–proving their hero worship is nothing but performative bluster.  
  • RFK Jr. was literally a Democrat in name only.
  • Steve Scalise’s chance for the gavel went up in smoke in less than a Scaramucci.  That’s got to sting after he spent years at the #2 in the caucus working his butt off to get support for Party goals to little acclaim.  Republicans have no loyalty to anyone but Trump.
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IRS: Americans failed to pay nearly $700 billion in taxes in 2021

The Internal Revenue Service estimates Americans paid $688 billion less than they owned during the 2021 tax year, the largest “tax gap” calculated and a jump of more than $110 billion from 2017, CBS News reports.  The “tax gap” describes the amount of money that should have been paid based on the tax formulations versus the amount actually paid.

The tax gap stems from a number of reasons, the main one being wealthy Americans using tax shelters and other means–from technically legal to absolutely illegal–to hide money from federal audit.  Others come from people who did not file but should have (cough, cough Hunter Biden) and people who filed but did not submit their tax payment.

“This increase in the tax gap underscores the importance of increased IRS compliance efforts on key areas,” IRS Commissioner Danny Werfel said. “These steps are urgent in many ways, including adding more fairness to the tax system, protecting those who pay their taxes and working to combat the tax gap.”

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North Korea allegedly arming world’s supervillians

The White House says it has confirmed its suspicions that North Korea has been arming Russian forces in Ukraine, with intelligence photographs showing hundreds of containers of munitions from the regime of Kim Jong-un, the Washington Post reports.  This comes after a meeting between Putin and Kim promised closer relations between the two nations that find themselves on the periphery of civil society.

The Ukrainian revelation comes on the same day the North Korean government denied arming the Hamas terrorists who attacked Israeli civilians.  According to Reuters, reports coming from Israel show Hamas fighters using the North Korean-made F-7 rocket-propelled grenades, something known in intelligence circles for years, but the source of the weapons is unspecified.  The North Korean regime, however, denied the report through its state-owned media, calling it “a groundless and false rumour” and adding, “It is nothing but a bid to shift the blame for the Middle East crisis caused by (the United States’) wrong hegemonic policy onto a third country and thus evade the international criticism focused on the empire of evil,” it said.

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As Republicans complain about the globe devolving into chaos, leaderless House adjourns for weekend

With Republican Congressional leaders like Byron Donalds and Marjorie Taylor Greene railing on Twitter about a world falling apart because something something Hunter Biden and Hamas, the giant among the Keebler elves, House Speaker pro tempore Patrick McHenry, gavels closed the Friday session of the chamber–granted, with less vigor than when he first took control–announcing the House will not meet until Monday.  And that means the seasonal special, “Havoc House, Day 10: Republicans in Chaos,” will carry on for at least three more days as Jim Jordan tries to pin down members’ votes to get past the 217 threshold.

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