“The Republican Primary Race for the United States Senate in the Great State of Texas, a State I LOVE and won 3 times in Record Numbers (the HIGHEST vote ever recorded, by far!!!), cannot, for the good of the Party, and our Country, itself, be allowed to go on any longer. IT MUST STOP NOW! We have an easy to beat, Radical Left Opponent, and we have to TOTALLY FOCUS on putting him away, quickly and decisively! Both John and Ken ran great races, but not good enough.”

“Now, this one, must be PERFECT! My Endorsements within the Republican Party have been virtually insurmountable! It is such an honor to realize and say that almost everyone I Endorse WINS, and wins by a lot, especially in Texas! I will be making my Endorsement soon, and will be asking the candidate that I don’t Endorse to immediately DROP OUT OF THE RACE! Is that fair? We must win in November!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday afternoon.

Once a two-bit huckster, always a two-bit huckster who can’t stop with the gimmicks and bullshit.

Newly released bodycam footage from a November 5th, 2025 police response to the home of Old Bridge Township, New Jersey Zoning Board member Patricia Testaverde after she threatened to call ICE on a landscaping crew whose truck partially blocked her driveway while they were working in a neighbor’s yard, an threat Testaverde now tells NJ.com she didn’t really intend to follow through on.

Even though she still says “I’m the victim here. That’s the God’s honest truth” months later. “Have you ever been upset, you say things that you really don’t mean?” Testaverde, 64 and a retired NYPD officer asked, adding that she “easily” could have called DHS to have the men brutalized.

“They wouldn’t get off my front lawn,” the Karen literally fucking said to a reporter. As for the footage itself, it’s actually even more unbecoming as at one point Testaverde got on the phone with a town elected official named Anita Greenberg-Belli, another pro-ICE suburban female d-bag, whilst the two local cops conferred out of earshot, talking about just “letting her vent, I don’t know.” Testaverde then stomped up to them, demanding one of the cops speak with Greenberg-Belli. “You don’t have to shove the phone in my mouth,” the officer said, to which Testaverde snapped and called him “fucking nasty” and then, “When you were still running down your father’s leg, I was a 9/11 police sergeant. Please. Give me a fucking break.” NJ.com reports she still feels that way about the cop.

In the linked article dated January 28th, four days after Alex Pretti was shot to death on the street in Minneapolis, Greenberg-Belli, a Middlesex County Councilwoman, is quoted as saying “When you’re calling [ICE agents] Nazis, that just shows ignorance to me. That’s despicable. It is heart-wrenching to me, knowing what went on in World War II, with all the people that were slaughtered there. These people have a choice to go home to their countries of origin,” during the previous day’s public forum.

Senate Majority Leader John Thune on Wednesday excitedly told reporters that if “Trump endorses [Senator John Cornyn] early, it saves everybody a lot of money, and… 10 weeks of a spirited campaign on our side that keeps us from spending time focusing on the Democrats.”

“Thune and other Senate Republicans have been trying to nudge Trump for months to endorse Cornyn, who acknowledged last month that he didn’t expect the president to weigh in before Tuesday night’s election,” said an actual sentence in the Politico report that quoted Thune.

“Other allies of the Texas Republican who were granted anonymity to speak candidly said his performance Tuesday means, in their view, a Trump endorsement is still a possibility,” the report on grown men hoping another grown man posts something on social media concluded.

Great timing for Kristi too as ProPublica reports she paid herself $80,000 from a PAC in 2023 – like just wrote herself a check – and didn’t disclose it on her forms, which is pretty federal crime-y.

OMG NOOO! Becky n Skyler were just unvited 2 Maddie’s glow party!! WHAT THE F💔💔K IS HAPPENING?!? 😭😭😭 u guys i tried so hard 2 get them 2 maek up after Madz saw Sky txting Derek n it wasnt anything n it was three months ago but now she suddenly tells Sky she isnt welcome at her dad’s house after she was invited! N Becks too n all she did was liek Derek’s snapchat stream when he peed on that pic of Madz 😭😭😭 PLS DONT TELL MADZ I LAUGHED WHEN I WATCHED THE PEE THING! SHES ACTING CRAZY N DEREKS EXPELLD 4 PUNCHING COACH LEE ANYWAY!!!!!

…is basically what this Reuters report headlined “Two senior Communist Party officials absent from top Chinese political event” is saying about Queen Bee Xi’s little popularity contest. Well maybe the above fictitious depiction of a girls’ chat message was a little more detailed on the knowns than what exactly prompted the catty exclusions of top PLA General Zhang Youxia and Ma Xingrui, formerly the party’s ​top official in the Xinjiang region from the 23-member Politburo at the opening of the Chinese People’s Political Consultative Conference but seriously what are the differences between Madz’s fabulous glow party and Xi’s fabulous glow party in terms of basic bitchery?

Just because the latter comes with all the political implications of the top leadership of a global superpower’s autocratic hegemony and the former is just some daddy’s little princess who bullies the shit out of the less popular girls in her clique by abruptly casting them out of social gatherings doesn’t mean the respective situations’ pariahs won’t be home on their beds tearfully scrolling through social media feeds of everyone having a good time without them. Can anyone seriously argue that isn’t what Xi Jingping, a grown man, wanted Zhang and Ma to suffer through?

“Pursuant to Committee Rule 7, the Chairman and Ranking Member of the Committee on Ethics (Committee) determined to release the following statement: In accordance with House Rule XI, clause 3, and Committee Rule 10(a)(2) , the Committee voted to establish an Investigative Subcommittee. Pursuant to the Committee’s action, at this time, the Investigative Subcommittee shall have jurisdiction to determine whether Representative Tony Gonzales violated the Code of Official Conduct or any law, rule, regulation, or other applicable standard of conduct in the performance of his duties or the discharge of his responsibilities, with respect to allegations that he may have: (1) engaged in sexual misconduct towards an individual employed in his congressional office; and/or (2) discriminated unfairly by dispensing special favors or privileges.”

“The Committee will announce the Members who will serve on the Investigative Subcommittee once they are selected. The Committee notes that the mere fact of establishing an Investigative Subcommittee does not itself indicate that any violation has occurred. No other public comment will be made on this matter except in accordance with Committee rules,” says a new statement from the House Ethics Committee on exactly what Gonzales needs after getting second in his primary against that Brandon Herrera maniac and heading to a runoff in 12 goddamned grueling weeks from now.

A Russian liquid natural gas tanker under Russian sanctions exploded suddenly about 150 miles off the coast of Libya on Wednesday, the AP reports. Libyan officials claimed 30 crew of ship, which had departed Russia’s Arctic coast and was bound for Egypt, were rescued after a distress call, and put on another vessel bound for Benghazi, a city considered holy in the global right wing religion.

The national average price for a gallon of regular gasoline, that all-important psychic barometer for whether American democracy can continue to breathe or be steadily consumed by the tumors of corruption and fascism, has now surged past the $3.12 per gallon price it was at on January 20, 2025 to $3.19 per gallon, and will probably continue to rise over the next few days at least.

In a bulletin posted Wednesday the US Embassy in Qatar announced they’ve “ordered non-emergency US government employees and their family members to leave Qatar due to the threat of armed conflict. If safe to do so, Americans should leave Qatar now,” which is timely guidance.

Then they kind of contradicted themselves with “The US Embassy in Doha continues to maintain shelter-in-place for all remaining emergency personnel. We recommend all Americans in Qatar do the same until further notice. To the extent possible, remain inside your residence, hotel, or another structure, and stay away from windows. The US Embassy in Doha has suspended all routine consular services until further notice. Americans should contact ACSDoha@state.gov in case of emergency. Qatari airspace and maritime routes remain closed. The Salwa land border crossing to Saudi Arabia is currently open.” Quite the conundrum they’re forcing on folks eh?

An anonymous Republican strategist “close to the White House” is plainly freaking the fuck out, telling Politico Playbook he has “no problem blowing up the Iranians. But when you’re at war, that is 75 percent of your time. This is what Susie Wiles is gonna be doing, this is what James Blair will be doing. This is what senior staff will be dealing with. And that is a problem.”

“It needs to get over quick, otherwise this is a fucking nightmare. It already is a nightmare, because you’ve got the MAGA coalition just tearing at the seams. Anything in a game of subtraction right now is fucking disastrous. Anything that we do that hurts our own base… is catastrophic… They need to explain to the American people, they need, frankly, to do it pretty quickly. And specifically to the Republican base,” the strategist added and tragically the utterly frantic quotes stop there.

A shame, really. Would’ve pasted paragraph after paragraph of this pants-pissing.

🚨Comer to say Tim Walz 'enabled fraud,' failed whistleblowers in bombshell Minnesota hearing @FoxNews

“Instead of protecting the whistleblowers, the Walz administration protected the system that enabled fraud.”https://t.co/AUlvPyQcac

— Rep. James Comer (@RepJamesComer) March 4, 2026

“By a 54-29 percent margin, New York State voters support the Governor and Legislature allowing New York City to raise personal income taxes on City residents earning at least $1 million. New York City voters, 62-21 percent, and Democrats, 72-13 percent, overwhelmingly support it. The proposal from Mayor Zohran Mamdani has more tepid support from the downstate suburbs, 50-32 percent, and upstate, 48-35 percent, while independents lean toward opposition, 40-37 percent, and Republicans oppose 51-36 percent, according to a new Siena Poll of New York State registered voters released today. Governor Kathy Hochul – whose favorability rating dropped a few points but narrowly remains in positive territory – continues to lead Nassau County Executive Bruce Blakeman, still largely unknown to voters statewide, by 20 points, 51-31 percent, from 26 points, 54-28 percent, in January. On six quotes read to voters without attribution – three Hochul quotes and three Blakeman quotes – voters, by wide, bipartisan majorities agree with each of them” – Siena polling.

“On March 3, Ecuadorian and US military forces launched operations against Designated Terrorist Organizations in Ecuador. The operations are a powerful example of the commitment of partners in Latin America and the Caribbean to combat the scourge of narco-terrorism. Together, we are taking decisive action to confront narco-terrorists who have long inflicted terror, violence, and corruption on citizens throughout the hemisphere,” says US Southern Command in a press release

“‘We commend the men and women of the Ecuadorian armed forces for their unwavering commitment to this fight, demonstrating courage and resolve through continued actions against narco-terrorists in their country,’ said Marine Gen Francis L Donovan, commander of US Southcom.”

What if, just throwing this out there, that the “narcoterrorists” are just, say, communist dissidents who the Ecuadoreans told the Trump regime are narcoterrorists? Wouldn’t that be a hoot?

Republican Texas Congressman Dan Crenshaw on Tuesday lost his primary to a challenger with two eyes, a state Representative named Steve Toth, Cook Political Report’s Dave Wasserman projects.

Texas Democratic state Representative James Talarico placed first – and almost certainly cleared 50 percent to win outright – in Tuesday night’s primary to try to be the first D to win a statewide race in the Lone Star State, defeating Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett, who is great and would’ve made a damn fine Senator in a perfect world. Seriously she is wickedly funny and sharp and let’s hope this isn’t the last of her. She will be missed in next year’s House Oversight Committee hearings.

Talarico, a damn talented seminarian who speaks fluent Christian, is either a SERIOUS contender against Picasso-face Attorney General Ken Paxton or a longshot against incumbent Senator John Cornhole Cornyn, who is putting up a considerably harder-than-expected fight against Pax and currently leading, though Paxton is expected to pull ahead when the count is all said and done.

🚨 @WhatleyNC is officially our nominee for U.S. Senate in North Carolina! pic.twitter.com/0iRJhUFXuj

— GOP (@GOP) March 4, 2026

A man wearing a mask, sunglasses, and a camo hat was detained by cops outside of Picasso-faced Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton’s Senate primary election night watch party in Austin on Tuesday night, later finding ammunition magazines in the man’s car, the Associated Press reports.

Further details were unavailable, but what the hell, why? Dude was obviously a Paxton fan.