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Orange Defendant posts vaguely menacing response to jail threat

Disgraced former President Trump on Friday apparently responded directly and wordlessly to New York Judge Arthur Engoron’s threats to jail him for negligently violating the gag order imposed after the fat fuck tried to dox Engoron’s courtroom clerk earlier this month, posting a Midjourney AI image of a courtroom sketch of him sitting and laughing with cops, almost certainly to imply that he has law enforcement on his side and they would resist a judge’s order to detain him… And one with an angry-looking white Jesus for the same effect, though that’s a re-run from last month. We guess the message is that Jesus and the cops will have their revenge on Engoron if he tries anything.

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MAGA Florida Congressman has motion to vacate McHenry

Florida MAGA Congressman Greg Steube was captured by an AP photographer carrying a draft resolution to vacate Speaker pro tempore Patrick McHenry for God only knows what fucking reason he would want to do that at this point but he has it handy. House Republicans will meet once again at 1 pm EDT to scream at each other some more. “We’re in a very bad place right now,” Kevin McCarthy told reporters after the third failed vote to elect Jim Jordan to the Speakership.

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Former president arrested trying to flee country

Military officials on Thursday announced they had foiled an attempt by the disgraced former president to flee house arrest and escape in a helicopter over the border, CNN reports.

Oh yeah, the former guy is ex-Nigerien President Mohamed Bazoum and he was trying to escape to Nigeria after the military took him down a few months ago. Who did you think we meant?

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House of Anarchy: National Zero Special Live Coverage, Day 8

National Zero’s special live coverage of the House GOP’s inability to elect a speaker continues Friday as spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan continues his insane, desperate bid for Congress’s highest office twodays after his second failed vote. Let’s get this dysfunction started!

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Inmate P01135809 plainly freaking out over Kraken flipping

“Does anyone notice that the Election Rigging Biden Administration never goes after the Riggers, but only after those that want to catch and expose the Rigging dogs. Massive information and 100% evidence will be made available during the Corrupt Trials started by our Political Opponent. We will never let 2020 happen again. Look at the result, OUR COUNTRY IS BEING DESTROYED,” writes disgraced former President Trump in a Truth Social post on Friday, clearly reacting to coup attempt lawyer Sidney “Kraken” Powell’s guilty plea in Georgia, which was not good for him.

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New York judge threatens to jail Trump for gag order violation

Infuriated by disgraced former President Trump failing to remove a copy of his Truth Social post doxxing his court clerk that was automatically re-published at his campaign site and spotted by Meidas Touch’s Ron Filipkowski on Thursday (and quickly deleted thereafter), New York Judge Arthur Engoron threatened to have the fat fuck jailed for violating the gag order Engoron had imposed earlier this month after the initial clerk post and demanding that Trump’s lawyers explain why their demented client should remain free, the Daily Beast’s Jose Pagliery reports.

“In the current overheated climate, incendiary comments can and in some cases already has, led to serious physical harm and worse. I will now allow the defendants to explain why this blatant violation of the gag order would not result in serious sanctions, including financial sanctions and/or possibly imprisoning him,” said Engoron, per the Beast’s full report which said any sanction is TBD.

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“Major Hearing on Biden Family Corruption” canceled

Unhinged Fox News contributor Leo Terrell’s website reports in an article copied and pasted word-for-word from the Gateway Pundit that some right wing asshole on Twitter claimed that “House Republicans had to cancel a major hearing scheduled for next week that would have featured key material witnesses to Biden family corruption, narrating new documentation, due to the ongoing turmoil over House Speaker,” without specifying anything about the witnesses and documentation.

Call us cynical but maybe, just maybe, that since they couldn’t even name which committee would be running the hearing that there wasn’t actually going to be one at all and this might be bullshit meant to increase pressure on the House GOP holdouts to switch their support to Jim Jordan.

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Scott Perry seems to imply pro-Jordan threats are false flag

Asked on Friday by Punchbowl’s Mica Sollener about the MAGA terrorist threats to the families of House GOP members opposed to Jim Jordan, Freedom Caucasians leader and staunch Jordan ally Scott Perry said “There are people out in the world that dislike us and threaten us. That’s nothing new. It’s nothing new to any member of Congress. We all know it. That is another red herring.”

Usage of the term “red herring,” which refers to an intentional distraction, typically used in fiction as in a plot device to mislead the audience, carries with it an implication that this is somehow being orchestrated to derail Jordan’s bid for the speakership. Perry’s a far right conspiracy freak under federal criminal investigation for his involvement in Trump’s post-2020 election coup attempt, so it’s really not a stretch to infer that he thinks Soros or whoever is behind the threats.

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Trump 45 – Biden 43 among voters under 30: Emerson poll

A new Emerson College survey finds respondents under age 30 saying they’ll support fat former President Trump over President Biden by a margin of 45 to 43 percent in 2024, a serious warning sign for a Democratic incumbent who would typically enjoy strong backing from young voters.

And yeah that’s the kind of credulous reporting you’ll find on probably The Hill and other sites about this stupid bullshit. Biden won under 30s by 26 percent in 2020 and Democrats won them by 37 percent in 2022, per Pew Research. Of course they could just fuck off and not show up for Biden next year, but in no universe are they fucking shifting by 28 percent to the degenerate former president. That Biden is possibly in trouble against Trump in 2024 is not mutually exclusive with the reality that something is deeply, seriously fucked up with polling these days in 2023.

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Israeli MP threatens Russia… on Russian TV

Israeli MP Amir Weitmann, a member of dictator Benjamin Netanyahu’s Likud party, on Thursday told British RT host Rory Suchet that “Russia will pay the price” after Israel defeats Hamas, the Daily Beast reports. “Russia is supporting the enemies of Israel. Russia is supporting Nazi people who want to commit genocide on us… We’re not forgetting what you are doing. We’re not forgetting. We will come. We will make sure that Ukraine wins. We will make sure that you pay the price for what you have done,” said Weitman. That’s not going to go over well in MAGA World.

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From Heir Jordan to Err Jordan: Ohio opportunist’s downfall signals end of another right-wing extremist movement

The pending crash-in-flames of Republican Ohio Congressman Jim Jordan’s run for the House Speakership will bring to an end an unexpected ascension of the jacketless nihilist who infamously has been in Congress since 2007 and has never written a bill that’s become law.  A meeting Thursday night between Jordan and 22 Republican opponents reportedly wasn’t an effort for Jordan to lobby the group, according to MSNBC, but more of the group urging Jordan to drop his effort because they are never, ever, ever going to support him.

Jordan’s career as a leader of the House GOP is effectively over.  He’ll still be the Republican leader on committees due to his seniority, but he will never be considered for a whip or Speaker position again.  His influence will seep away:  in the House, if you’re static, you’re dead.  He doesn’t have any coattails to ride on anymore; he’s burned all those bridges thanks to the threats his loyalists issued to try to get him Kevin McCarthy’s old job, and he screwed his buddy Steve Scalise along the way.

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Newsmax theatrically cuts off Biden speech because it lacked sufficient “American resolve” for host

“Okay, folks, what we’re gonna do is we’re gonna take a step out,” demoted conservative mouthpiece Eric Bolling says on Newsmax, showing he didn’t actually listen to the speech.  “We really wanted to hear some American resolve.  We wanted to hear the American president talk to the world and make, make it very clear that we Americans aren’t going to put up with what happened in Israel.”

Newsmax apparently no longer reports the news.  It only airs what it wants you to say, and if you don’t follow its narrative, it’ll cut you off, even if you’re the President of the United States.  Incidentally, Newsmax like received an advanced copy of the speech as a member of the White House Press Corps.  They knew what was in it before Bolling’s theatrics.

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Chesebro reportedly rejected plea agreement with Willis

ABC News reports that Trump co-conspirator in the Fulton County racketeering case Ken Chesebro rejected a plea agreement presented by District Attorney Fani Willis that would have allowed him to avoid prison time and expunge his record after three years.  Offered in September, the deal would have been for a guilty plea to one felony racketeering charge, a formal letter of apology, a commitment to testify against his co-defendants, a $10,000 fine and three years’ probation.  If he completed the probation without violation, he could move to have the criminal conviction expunged from his record.  Chesebro’s trial is scheduled to open this week; his co-defendant in the “early trial” request, Sidney Powell, accepted a deal earlier today.

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Jack Smith responds to Trump’s “presidential immunity” bullshit

“Defendant Donald J Trump moves to dismiss the indictment, asking the Court to afford him absolute immunity from criminal prosecution for what he expansively claims was official conduct during his presidency. That novel approach to immunity would contravene the fundamental principle that ‘[n]o man in this country is so high that he is above the law.’ The defendant is not above the law. He is subject to the federal criminal laws like more than 330 million other Americans, including Members of Congress, federal judges, and everyday citizens. None of the sources the defendant points to in his motion – the Constitution’s text and structure, history and tradition, or Supreme Court precedent – supports the absolute immunity he asks the Court to create for him.”

“In staking his claim, he purports to draw a parallel between his fraudulent efforts to overturn the results of an election that he lost and the likes of Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address and George Washington’s Farewell Address. These things are not alike. The more apt parallel the defendant identifies is to judges, who, like a former president, enjoy absolute immunity from civil damages liability for certain conduct but who are ‘subject to criminal prosecutions as are other citizens.’ The same is true for the defendant. For the reasons set forth below, the defendant’s motion to dismiss the indictment based upon presidential immunity should be denied,” writes Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith in response to Trump’s bullshit “presidential immunity” dismissal attempt.

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Ken Buck’s district office landlord evicts him for voting against Gym

A source close to Colorado Congressman Ken Buck tells Axios’s Juliegrace Brufke “the landlord for one of his offices is terminating the lease presumably because of his vote against Jordan.”

It’s not clear if the landlord is a Jim Jordan fan or was simply pissed that a bunch of MAGA assholes will be showing up to his property and disrupting other tenants’ businesses, but either way it looks like the terrorists have notched a win against Buck by getting him evicted even before they go annoy the shit out people. As for actually changing his mind on voting for Jordan, no. They didn’t win as Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reports “every Republican who met with Jordan today told him they would not back his candidacy for House speaker, according to multiple sources in the room.”

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