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Trump announces Abraham Lincoln was a republican, shocking no one

President Trump today made a declaration during his roundtable at Inglesia Dural Jesus Worship Center in Dural, Florida that Abraham Lincoln was a republican, a fact that shocked no one in attendance.

“The republican Party has grown incredibly from where it was, and we have a whole different group of people in the republican Party,” Trump proclaimed.

[FACT CHECK:  Immediately after Trump’s inauguration, 31% of Americans self-identified as republican, according to Gallup.  In its last poll running through June 4th, 2020, just 25% of people identified as republican.  25 is less than 31.]

“Like, people don’t remember, nobody ever heard of it until I came along, nobody remembered it for a long time or they didn’t use it, at least–I use it all the time–Abraham Lincoln was a republican.  Y’know, you say that and people say, ‘I didn’t know that,’ but he was a republican,” Trump stated.

[FACT CHECK:  Many people know Abraham Lincoln was a republican.  It’s taught in schools and included in text books.  His Party affiliation is on his Wikipedia page.  And local GOP organizations traditionally hold a “Lincoln Breakfast” around the anniversary of his birth date.]

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