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Trump had a plan until he got punched in the mouth

The Bulwark: “Mike Tyson famously said that ‘everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.'”

“Well, President Trump had a plan to defeat Sleepy Joe Biden. It went something like this.”

“1) The MAGA brand would evolve into KAG—’Keep America Great’—and Trump would use the period of economic prosperity he was overseeing to make the case to the voters that they shouldn’t trade horses midstream.”

“2) Then he’d cripple Biden with a Ukrainian pincer attack that would let Trump’s campaign and his Russian allies resuscitate the themes from their successful campaign against Crooked Hillary.”

“3) Finally, a whisper-turned-foghorn campaign about the former vice president’s problems with mental acuity and weakness and ‘stamina’ would rekindle the atmospherics Trump used to defeat my former boss, Jeb Bush.”

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