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Needy attention whore appoints himself as replacement act

5 hours ago

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Mediocre white man expresses appropriate level of confidence

7 hours ago

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Dan Sullivan announces Senate campaign in Alaska

9 hours ago

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Comey 8647 prosecutor quits case

20 hours ago

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Orange Diva gives up on Kennedy Center

24 hours ago

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Judge orders Kennedy Center’s name restored, venue reopened

1 day ago

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Senator Anschluss thrilled by Mullin’s insanely stupid flight plan

1 day ago

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Fat toddler lays out conditions in lieu of appropriate bribe from Iran

1 day ago

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Students for Trump co-founder arrested for domestic abuse, again

1 day ago

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Federal judge temporarily halts Trump’s $1.776 billion slush fund

1 day ago

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Wizened elder shares Aesopian fable to self-soothe

1 day ago

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Condition of four climbers who fell off Denali “unknown”

1 day ago

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Next GOP reconciliation bill on verge of total collapse

1 day ago

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John Solomon reports Todd Blanche a scared little pussy

1 day ago

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Netanyahu just going to seize 70 percent of Gaza

1 day ago

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Milli Vanilli cancel performance at Regime’s 250th celebration fair

2 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Scott Bessent fills in for Krazy Karoline

2 days ago

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White House claims “tentative 60-day agreement” with Iran: CBS

2 days ago

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Democrat appropriates Republican style for attack ad

2 days ago

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“FanimeCon” breakout sesh’s sexy cosplayer “feet juice” sold well

2 days ago

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Regime Treasury working out how to illegally mint $250 Trump bill

2 days ago

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Rich McCormick thinks Iran interfering in midterms by not surrendering and allowing Trump to declare total victory

2 days ago

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MAGAflation hits 3.3 percent in April, Q1 GDP revised down to +1.3

2 days ago

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Rasmussen fucks up, finds Dems up 47 to 41 on generic ballot

2 days ago

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Breitbart commits necrophilia on irony’s corpse

2 days ago

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Trump neglected to visit with troops wounded in Iran war

3 days ago

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Regime DOJ investigating EJ Carroll

3 days ago

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But the buffalo isn’t even orange

3 days ago

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Thune has “productive phone call” with Ken Paxton

3 days ago

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Michigan summer camp to raze already denamed “Epstein Lodge”

3 days ago

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New York Dems setting up for 2028 redistricting

3 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor holds retinue captive for hours

3 days ago

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Indiana judge allows Joey Chestnut to leave state for NYC contest

3 days ago

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Burger King to stamp regnal seal upon chicken nugget marque

3 days ago

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“Toward the end of the summer, early fall…”

3 days ago

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Tehran says Trump Regime memo offers withdrawal from Strait

3 days ago

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Russian Duma allows central banks to set up own drone defenses

3 days ago

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Ted Cruz, now and then

3 days ago

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John Cornyn and allies spent $92 million to lose by 27.6 percent

3 days ago

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Military pew-pews yet another “drug boat” in Pacific

3 days ago

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Cornhole nearly breaks down before vowing to support Paxton

4 days ago

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Ken Paxton defeats John Cornyn in Texas Senate runoff

4 days ago

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K$H fires analyst who didn’t label 2017 Scalise shooting terrorism

4 days ago

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Multiple deaths reported in Washington State paper mill implosion

4 days ago

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Maine Secretary of State blocks anti-trans ballot measure

4 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: NASA holds Lunar base press conference

4 days ago

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Canadian doctor disciplined for driving patient he met up with in a Tim Horton’s parking lot to get euthanized at local morgue

4 days ago

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Supreme Leader informs populace of his PERFECT health condition

4 days ago

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“President Trump’s regime, um, his administration”

4 days ago

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Comey trial pushed back to October

4 days ago

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