Florida Senator Rick Scott tests negative for Coronavirus: UPDATE

UPDATE 11:10 am EDT: Senator Dickhead misspoke on Fox News and some how managed not to correct himself after he said ‘positive’ and meant ‘negative’ as in he is not infected with Coronavirus, says CNN Political Correspondent Abby Phillip.

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