The Eastern third of the United States Coast braced for Winter Storm Wasserman-Schultz* to arrive on Thursday. The upper Midwest is already being pounded with snow by WS W-S. Blizzard warnings will remain in place for the region until early Thursday. Wasserman-Schultz is expected to make for a windy, rainy Christmas in New York City, while other areas will see snow like a normal Christmas you see on television because God loves them more. There might be some tornadoes in the Florida panhandle though. Might want to check the National Weather Service’s website for that forecast if you live in the area. Would definitely suck to get hit by a tornado on Christmas. Stay tuned to National Zero for other Winter Storm Wasserman-Schultz updates.
*Like The Weather Channel did of its own initiative for no reason whatsoever, National Zero will now be referring to winter storms by non-canonical names going forward, and in the interest of making things even more confusing and pointless, National Zero’s winter storm names will be different than those of The Weather Channel and will not be assigned in alphabetical order.