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Dubicki defeats Komarek in controversial finish

The world was stunned today as Poland’s Michal Dubicki took the European championship on Sunday after the chain came off of Czech Martin Komarek’s saw during the final round – while Komarek was in the lead. I guess nobody saw that one coming!

Wow. Holy fuck. Komarek needs to fire his equipment manager – or get a new sponsor, because Stihl just ain’t cutting it for him anymore… Literally! Dubicki’s underhand chop game is the strongest in the field, but let’s be honest here: The fucking prick won by default. He just doesn’t know how to work a hot saw like Martin Komarek does. I guess that’s just the way the game plays out. One minute you’re comfortably in the lead, the next minute your chainsaw falls apart during the last round of competition. But as they say: There’s always next year in the world of timbersports.

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