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MAGA news site implies Nobel Peace Prize nominations submitted by obscure Norwegian politicians aren’t actually legitimate

Right wing news site “RFAngle” reports “The Black Lives Matter movement has been nominated for the 2021 Nobel Peace Prize by Norwegian MP Petter Eide. Eide stated that the movement has forced countries outside the U.S. to think about racism within their own borders” stating the facts and quotes before dialing up the white boy grievance and butthurt with “Nominations for the prize are accepted from any politician serving at the highest level in their respective country. Essentially anything or anyone could be nominated for the prize. The only requirement to be eligible for the prize is to be nominated by a ‘qualified nominator.'”

RFAngle, owned by and named after Students for Trump founder and Nazi haircut bro Ryan Fournier, was established in October 2020. Had it been around any earlier than that, the site would surely be caught in quite a pickle as far as consistency goes, since – according to the rest of the MAGA media universe – Nobel Peace Prize nominations submitted by Norwegian Politicians no one in the United States has ever heard of are in fact very much legitimate, as former President Trump was nominated for the prize himself by right wing Norwegian MP Christian Tybring-Gjedde in September 2020. Many pro-Trump media figures celebrated it and…


…oh shit there it is. There goes the premise of this article. Ryan fucking Fournier ladies and gentlemen. He’s only editor in chief of his namesake website. No way he could have known one of his writers would say Nobel nominations from Norway’s parliament are a joke.

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