Frozen food trust fund heir and Andy Rooney’s living Dorian Gray portrait Fox News host Tucker Carlson asked, “You ever wonder” why all those QAnon folks you see in jail look basically harmless after they’ve been arrested for attack the nation’s Capitol? “Maybe they got the wrong ideas. Maybe they’re kinda confused,” Carlson whines. “But they’re all kinda gentle people.” (Except when they’re attacking the Capitol and assaulting police officers.) “They’re all waving American flags [when they’re not beating cops with them]. They all like the country [but not the Constitution or the citizens].”