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“Now over to Chip for today’s NatZero weather. How’s it looking out there, Chip?” “Hot and stormy, Spartan… like my pants.”

A heat dome is engulfing the West Coast of the United States, spiking temperatures in some areas surrounding Seattle to over 110 degrees, breaking the all-time high temperature ever recorded in the area, according to the Seattle Times.  Simultaneously, the Southeast states are threatened with a tropical storm.

The normal average high temperature in Seattle in June is 71.1 degrees, but temperatures have been elevated throughout the Pacific Northwest and in regions of California.  The heat dome forms when an area of hot air gets trapped by the jet stream.  The dome stretches from British Columbia, Canada to Oregon, and then down on a straight line along the Sierra Nevadas.

Georgia and South Carolina are prepping for landfall of Tropical Storm Danny, which is scheduled to make landfall Monday night.  Danny is the fourth named storm in the Atlantic, the first time four named storms have been identified before July 1st.

In the eastern Pacific, Hurricane Enrique will hit southwestern Mexico, dumping large amounts of rain and producing high winds  before heading inland.

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