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Local Illinois TV reporter keeps his cool as truck sinks into lake behind him, mostly because he was unaware it was happening


That’s Springfield, Illinois ABC affiliate News Channel 20 TV reporter Jake Emerson on scene with an unrelated report as a truck rolls down the boat ramp and sinks into Lake Springfield on Friday.

Later that day Emerson filed a text article on his station’s website describing the incident with a bizarre and almost sort of disconcerting impersonality: “A white GMC truck slipped off the Spaulding Dam boat launch into Lake Springfield at 6:20 p.m. on Thursday, July 29. No one was inside the vehicle at the time it sank, and no injuries were reported. The owner of the vehicle was in the process of taking a boat onto the lake with a woman and a boy when the incident occurred. The Sangamon County Rescue Squad said on their Facebook page on Friday, July 30: ‘Last night, SCRS responded to Spaulding Dam boat launch at Lake Springfield to assist with the recovery of a submerged vehicle. No injuries were reported with this incident.'”

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