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#BringTrumpBack trending on Twitter


The hashtag “#BringTrumpBack” is trending on Twitter after Thursday’s deadly ISIS attacks in Kabul, a strange development considering the fanboys pushing it don’t seem all that concerned with the actual attack itself, just that they want their Orange Allah back now and the actual reason doesn’t matter. Nor does it seem to matter to them that it’s currently, at this juncture, about as likely for Trump to return to the presidency as it is for Disney to hire Lars von Trier to direct their next animated musical film. Maybe that’s even kind of overselling it.

Sure it’s theoretically possible for Congress to remove Nancy Pelosi, and replace her with Trump (the Speaker need not actually be a currently elected member of the House of Representatives, contrary to common perception and that every speaker in history was a member), then remove Joe Biden and Kamala Harris or compel them to resign. It’s just not actually going to happen.

Of course this Carmine Sabia dipshit isn’t going to let that pesky reality thing get in the way, given his reputation here on National Zero for having declared the infamous #Dumbkirk Texas Trump boat parade disaster of September 2020 was the work of terrorists.

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