Social media giant Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg officially announced the company would be changing its name to who gives a fuck on Thursday, capping off days of buzz in the blogosphere among fucking assholes who use words like “buzz” (outside normal usages like the sound a bee or a hair trimmer makes) and “blogosphere” in normal conversation (no context justifies that one).
The new [Who Gives a Fuck] Inc. will be the parent corporation to the still formerly eponymous Facebook network full of boomers and degenerates to spread vaccine misinformation, Instagram for vain self-cocksuckers to lord their status over shy and introverted teenagers, and WhatsApp for trafficking drugs and weapons across international borders. Nothing changes, so who gives a fuck.