Very appropriately named Republican admits he doesn't know what he'll do after he's sworn in to the New Jersey State Senate

A New Jersey truck driver who spent just $153 on his entire campaign is likely to defeat the Democratic leader of the New Jersey Senate, and he wants people to know that he’s going to have a single focus: VOLUME. “I’m going to guarantee one thing – I will be the voice aaaaand people will hear me because if there’s one thing people will learn about me, I’ve got a big mouth and I don’t shut up when I want to be heard,” Edward Durr declared.

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Federal appeals court tosses Trump v CNN

Hardcore MAGA counterterrorism official quits, rips Trump

De facto official US language mutilizated by gravely ill president

MAGAfrikaner ex-“Real Housewives of Pretoria” stars arrested, put in ICE gulags for $5,300 of skip-scan thefts from Florida Publix

Jaydee probably going to be needed for procedural Senate vote

Pakistan bombs Kabul drug rehab facility, killing at least 400

Newsmax reports voting for Dems will not lower gas prices

IDF explodes two top Iranian military commanders

Surprise! Trump made that jealous former president shit up

MAGA Georgia town shuts off would-be ICE gulag’s water

Mark Penn feels like the media is rooting for Iran

More demented rambling: Live video

Cuban electrical grid as dead as Fidel Castro

Greg Bovino makes retirement official

Marge shit-talks Fox News viewers, self-centered boomers on CNN

Cancer-stricken nanny to continue watching destructive toddler

“Oil prices will drop like a rock”

Pennsylvania court rules senior discount not a thing in prison sentencing for 67 year-old violent recidivist sexual offender

Tom Emmer self-soothes in safe, judgment-free media space

Republican donors planning effort to make Marco Rubio seem raw and unfiltered to MAGA electorate who demand authenticity

US intel indicates Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei secretly a gay

Top regime political guru shares secret to MAGA internet success

“Senior administration official” feeling just kind of helpless, adrift

Oil hits $105/barrel before retreat

Mentally ill social media user posts confusing rant

Orange Baby really doesn’t want to talk about dead troops

FCC incel was at Mar-a-Lago when he threatened networks again

Peruvian presidential candidate veers too far left on infrastructure

Iranian sleeper cells may have already been arrested, fanboy posits

South Dakota Supreme Court upholds apocalypse survival bunker-themed gated community resident’s right to stand his ground

Trump orders other countries to sacrifice their sailors’ lives

Would-be school shooter who got elected to Congress instead has interesting ideas on the American people’s main policy priority

Information warfare practitioner on rear guard defense again

Red State first responders find out the hard way that Noem stopped paying bill for ultra-accurate tornado tracking SaaS last month

Movie Night Friday: A Bridge Too Far

WOW! DEAL ALERT! Get 80 percent OFF citizenship renunciation processing fees! HURRY! This deal will last, but hurry anyway!

Gateway Pundit reports Iran regime has some redeeming qualities

Dick Grenell fired, replaced by some other douche at JFK Center

Judge nukes DOJ subpoenas to Jerome Powell

WATCH LIVE: Jaydee makes rare public appearance

Handcuffs no match for mentally ill Florida man strength

Your taxes went toward advertising episode of shitty podcast

Ken Paxton buys TV ad time in West Palm Beach, Florida

Marine Expeditionary unit headed to Middle East

RonAnon assured that Ayatollah would’ve killed those girls anyway

All six USAF refueler crew members confirmed dead

Admiral Yamadildo claims Navy to escort Hormuz ships if “needed”

Revised Q4 2025 GDP numbers now 0.7 percent shittier

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