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Martian rock doesn’t actually have alien microbes on it: NASA

NASA scientists on Thursday announced the Martian meteorite found in Antarctica in 1984 doesn’t actually have any fossilized extraterrestrial microbes on it as had been widely reported as possible back in 1996, Space.com reports. Although the organic compounds found on the rock were consistent with signs of possible life, the NASA team determined they were formed in chemical reactions between water and minerals on Mars approximately 4 billion years ago. The rock itself had a pretty remarkable journey, having been blasted into space by a meteorite impact about 17 million years ago, floating around the solar system for eons, and then becoming a meteorite itself and impacting in Antarctica approximately 13,000 years ago. It is not clear yet if NASA will sell it since they obviously no longer have any use for it anymore. They can’t clone the primordial Martian zombie virus back to life if there isn’t any. One idea they probably haven’t thought of is grinding it up and bottling the particles in a cinnamon flavored liqueur called Mars-schläger.

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