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New Zealand Parliament Speaker torments anti-vax protestors occupying capitol grounds with Macarena, Barry Manilow

New Zealand authorities turned to water and music torture Saturday in an attempt to disperse a crowd of anti-vax protestors outside of Parliament in the capital Wellington, with Barry Manilow tunes and the dreaded Macarena playing on loop amid drenching rain and lawn sprinklers running around the clock, Stuff.co.nz reports. “No one who is here is here legally, and if they’re getting wet from below as well as above, they’re likely to be a little bit less comfortable and more likely to go home,” NZ Parliament Speaker Trevor Mallard said. “Some people have suggested we add the vaccine in the water, but I don’t think it works that way.” A number of the protestors began dancing the Macarena in response, displaying iron determination in their quest to destroy human civilization.

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