“And I, I think Trump knew about it back then,” really bad lawyer (and man who really wants Robert Duvall to play him in the made-for-TV movie) Rudy Giuliani declared as he’s framed between two bottle blondes. “I can’t tell you exactly how but I knew how he knew about it back then. There’s a lot more to come out, uh, uh, uh [clearly grasping for a name]. This is not, I mean, what we’re you’re… They may feel that it’s gobbledygook, but it’s gobbledyduk gook supported by about a thousand pieces of evidence, none of which have been revealed yet. I happen to have it in my bedroom [one of the blondes laughs uncomfortably], or ah my den, actually. I’ve had it there for years, as well as a fraudulent election [indecipherable].”
Besides the crimes against grammar, Rudy is also admitting to withholding evidence in federal and local investigations.