Queen Elizabeth II of England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, Antigua, Australia, New Zealand, Bahamas, Belize, Canada, Grenada, Jamaica, New Zealand, Papua-New Guinea, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, The Solomon Islands, and Tuvalu, is not dead of a Coronavirus infection, contrary to a certain National Zero reader who shall go unnamed and a report on a site called “Hollywood Unlocked” with “DefaultUser” on the byline, as she held a her weekly chat with Prime Minister Boris Johnson via phone on Wednesday, the Independent reports.
Many not very esteemed researchers have postulated Her Royal Majesty is unkillable as she is secretly a Reptilian humanoid alien from the Zeta Reticuli star system. Or the planet Nibiru, which is some kind of nomadic rogue planet that can be steered across the interstellar void. The reason why Nibiru has never been detected by astronomers is explained that it maintains its aphelion in exact opposite of the Earth’s position in orbit around the Sun. Some sources claim Nibiru is itself a sentient planet whom the Reptilians worship as it provides them with nourishment by its plentiful reserves of radioactive sulfur. Anyway, this is great news for British Royalty fans.