Saudi Arabian Crown Prince Mohammed Bonesaw and United Arab Emirates Commander-in-Sheikh Mohammed bin Zayed al Nahyan refused to take calls from President Biden seeking to work with them on easing oil prices in recent weeks as Russia began its assault on Ukraine, the Wall Street Journal reports. The two dickheads didn’t want to talk unless Biden was prepared to help them bomb civilians in Yemen like Trump and Kushner did in exchange for cash to bail out their failing real estate investments. “There was some expectation of a phone call, but it didn’t happen. It was part of turning on the spigot [of Saudi oil]” an administration official told the Journal.
Other Saudis sticking points were legal immunity for Prince Bonesaw, and help developing nukes to wipe Tehran off the map before Iran develops nukes to wipe Riyadh off the map. Meanwhile Emirati foreign ministry officials told the Journal they would look into rescheduling a call with the President.