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Trump rambles on about how he aced senility test

“Were they thinkin’ about an Article [sic] 25.  They don’t think about it now, the 25th Amendment.  They don’t think about that now at all, right?” says renowned golf cheat and adulterer Donald Trump.  “They never mention the 25th, but they would mention, anytime I have a great idea, 25th Amendment, there’s somethin’ wrong with him.  That’s why I took the aptitude test and I aced it according to Doc Ronny and a whole group of doctors.  I aced that aptitude test.  And that’s a test that even some geniuses in this room will not do that well on, I will tell ya.  It’s not that easy of a test.  They show the first one or two questions, they’re pretty easy, they show the first ones.  When you get up to question 28 and 29 and 30, you gotta be okay, believe me.”

Well, first, it’s not Article 25.  Nuking a hurricane is not a “great idea.”  And the Montreal Cognitive Test isn’t an “aptitude test”; it’s a test to check for signs of senility.  Oh, and there are only 15 questions on it.

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