As the very intent Russian “laboratory worker”/pitchman says, why get something like a tattoo or a bumper sticker to show your patriotism. Put it close to your heart, with some nice D-cup breast implants with the Russian flag. Or to show support for the troops, get them bedecked in Russian camouflage. Or mix and match! I’m sure there will be The Donald-approved version featuring the red MAGA logo or a picture of the Dictator of the Tang Empire himself. And the first one in line to get them will be Sean Hannity.