A Villages, Florida woman faces a felony child abuse charge after she attacked a 12 year old neighbor who called her an “elephant” while she was smoking a cigarette, Villages-News.com reports. Lake Sumter Apartment Homes resident and registered Republican Samantha Dawn Nelson, 32, was having a smoke when the child accurately described her as the spirit animal of the GOP but for whatever reason she took offense and began attacking him, claiming the kid was a punk and had been knocking on people’s doors in the middle of the night.
It’s Nelson’s second arrest in under a year, as she was cuffed on October 14th for DUI after crashing her car. Nelson reportedly blew a .279, nearly four times the legal limit – with her child in the car – and admitted she had been drinking beer and peppermint schnapps.