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Tucker Carlson gives college student worst advice ever, so it’s just like an episode of his Fox prime time show

After advising the dozen or so listeners to the YouTube channel–Daniel Schmidt is a freshman at the University of Chicago (“Where fun goes to die”) who has 116 subscribers to his channel–to drop out of college because “it’s ridiculous,” Fox host, frozen food heir and man who thinks it’s cool to be an open misogynist Tucker Carlson gives this lonely college boy advice about how not to live.

Men are programmed to hunt down and, y’know, pursue women, of course, but that’s, that’s the pleasure.  Like, having sex with strangers is never that fun–let’s just start lying about it [“Yeah,” Schmidt interjects as though he’s done it.] and you’re too drunk anyway, and you’re gonna have a much–no, I’m serious [indeciperable] ‘I can’t get married because I gotta, like, sleep with all these random girls… Okay… Call me when you’re finished doing that.  First of all, it’s super easy, so it’s, like, not an achievement at all, because feminism has convinced women that they have to be like men, so, like they have to sleep with you or whatever, it’s all so unbelievably fucked up, it’s hard to believe that it’s real, but it is.

So to summarize, Carlson tells this (likely incel) kid that it’s easy to sleep with women because “they have to sleep with you” and that sleeping with “random girls” is common, likely because Tucker himself could only do it when he flashed his daddy’s credit card, or paid for them with his allowance.

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