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Texas GOP lawmaker wants to ban social media for all kids under 18

“Sec.A120.111.AA USE BY CHILDREN PROHIBITED. (a) An individual between 13 and 18 years of age may not use a social media platform. (b)AA Upon amendment to the definition of ‘child’ under the Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act, 15 U.S.C. 6501 – 6506, this Subchapter shall apply to any person younger than 18 years of age. Sec.A120.112.AA ACCOUNT AND VERIFICATION REQUIREMENTS. (a) A social media platform shall: (1)AA require the social media platform’s users to use an account to access the social media platform; and (2)AA verify that each account is held by an individual who is at least 18 years of age. (b)AA A social media platform shall verify the age of the account holder by requiring the account holder to provide a copy of the account holder’s driver’s license along with a second photo showing both the account holder and the driver’s license in a manner that allows the social media company to verify the identity of the account holder,” says a new bill in the Texas State House which sounds super practical and easy to enforce.

That last part was total sarc. The kids say “sarc” a lot in their “Tick Tock” video app thingamjigs these days, right? We don’t want to sound all sus by not knowing what the lingo is.

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