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There are no coincidences, again

We already wrote this piece. We have to write it again because, well, there are still no coincidences to be found in the timing of the newest “explosive” Hunter Biden revelations coming the same week that disgraced former President Trump was hit with the one indictment in which he is truly and most unambiguously fucked when it comes to the facts of the case, the judge, and the jury pool – not to mention how much more politically radioactive the whole coup attempt is with independent voters compared to Trump’s hoarding of stolen classified documents and the Stormy payoff in Manhattan.

“Today is yet another dark day in America as Joe Biden continues to weaponize his corrupt Department of Justice against his leading political opponent Donald J Trump. Less than 24 hours ago, Congress heard testimony from Hunter Biden’s longtime business partner that Joe Biden joined Hunter’s business calls over 20 times. This directly contradicts Biden’s lie that he never discussed business with his son. Today’s sham indictment of Donald Trump is yet another desperate attempt to distract attention away from the mounting evidence of Joe Biden’s direct involvement in his family’s illegal influence peddling scheme – one of the greatest political corruption scandals in history,” wrote ghoulish Congresswoman Elise Stefanik in a statement on Tuesday.

It’s no coincidence that former Hunter Biden business partner Devon Archer told House Oversight Committee investigators that he was present about 20 times circa 2015 in which Hunter called his dad and put him on speakerphone the day before Trump was indicted again because Republicans made sure there would be a “non-coincidence.” No, they couldn’t time it exactly down to the day, but they made sure it was close enough so that they could claim the timing wasn’t coincidental.

Again, we already wrote this, however it must be emphasized once more: Republicans would absolutely be pursuing investigations into Joe Biden if Trump had retired in 2021. The difference is that, rather than just trying to paint Biden as corrupt like Trump to try to turn off independent voters (“addition by subtraction“), they could go after him on more salient issues like the border, education, Afghanistan, whatever. Stuff that when you really squint looks like a real platform.

Trust us, they do not want this. Save for a few hardcore fringe MAGA scumbags who get off on this sort of shit, Republicans absolutely do not want to spend the next year constantly defending their Orange God Emperor by telling reporters he was too fucking stupid and delusional to have knowingly and deliberately committed the crimes in the post-2020 election period he’s been indicted for. The entire 2024 election is going to hinge on that rather than inflation and the economy. It’s the total and complete opposite of what the GOP wants to be campaigning on. Every waking moment is going to be spent trying to keep Donald Trump out of prison. If they cannot do that they are fucked.

The only way to do it besides bitching about the very, very solid case special counsel Jack Smith brought against the fat fuck is to try to drag Joe Biden down too, that everything that happens to Trump is some way, somehow a distraction from the “Biden Crime Family” bullshit.

Well not only the bad stuff that happens to Trump. You get the point though.

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