Humanoid Squidward Stephen Miller and his group of nuisance lawsuit lawyers at America First Legal have filed a lawsuit against Kellogg’s for a limited edition Pop Tart–yes, the former White House advisor is suing a toaster pastry–commemorating LGBTQ Pride. In the complaint filed (for some reason) with the Equal Opportunity Employment Commission, reported by The New Republic, Miller claims the brand’s goal is to “politicize and sexualize its products” in its marketing to children. “Kellogg’s is yet another big corporation that will break the law and hurt its shareholders’ interests to serve the twisted woke ideology of its officers and directors,” AFL charged.