Feeling the increasing heat from his Orange Master to do something to distract from 91 felony counts in four different jurisdictions and lacking the requisite 218 votes to get the full chamber to authorize it, titular Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy is planning to simply open up an impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden without actually holding a vote on it, CNN reports.
“I don’t believe that a vote of the House is required to open an impeachment inquiry,” large-foreheaded and credibly suspected sex trafficker Congressman Matt Gaetz told CNN. We guess just declaring an open impeachment investigation against the President of the United States is good enough to act like he’s going to be impeached but the fact that they’re not putting it to the full Republican caucus kind of doesn’t and actually sort of displays a lot of weakness on the GOP’s part.
“There’s no evidence that Joe Biden got money, or that Joe Biden, you know, agreed to do something so that Hunter could get money. There’s just no evidence of that. And they can’t impeach without that evidence. And I don’t I don’t think the evidence exists,” one anonymous Republican House member, too chickenshit to put their name on this quote, said to CNN.