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Nancy Mace dreaming of Trump 2024 VP spot: report

Dumbass Republican South Carolina Congresswoman Nancy Mace thinks she could be disgraced former President Trump’s running mate in 2024, sources tell the Daily Beast of the ridiculous pipe dream from the idiot who once filmed herself begging for forgiveness in front of the Trump Tower after the Orange Warlord endorsed a (ultimately failed) MAGA primary challenger in 2022.

Trump minions mocked the House GOP edgelord’s aspirations. “I would see Trump pick Pence before he picks Mace,” one said, adding Donald “absolutely hates” and “never really trusted her.”

All this being said, there is one advantage that Mace could theoretically bring in that she is probably by far the most vocally pro-choice House Republican. Emphasis on “vocally” because her actual voting record does not always reflect that abortion-friendly vibe. If Mace were more MAGA and more competent that “vibe” would probably actually make her a favorite. We would still rate Marjorie Taylor Greene the most likely pick for Trump’s numero dos, because it would be the kind of extremely stupid and self-destructive choice the fat bastard has made core to his brand of politics.

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