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FBI agent had to look at Capitol rioter’s gay porn to make positive ID

From an FBI agent’s affidavit on the the arrest warrant for Michigan Capitol rioter Paul Caloia, who is a sick fuck: “On January 12, 2021, the FBI’s National Threat Operations Center received a tip from an individual (‘Witness 1’) regarding an internet pornography personality using the name ‘God Hypnotic.’ Witness 1 stated in the report to the FBI that God Hypnotic was ‘bragging’ on Skype about his participation in the January 6, 2021 riots and that God Hypnotic had described being inside the Capitol building during that Skype chat. I interviewed Witness 1, who stated that he/she first interacted with ‘God Hypnotic’ through email, and that the Skype meeting in question was an invitation-only chat hosted by God Hypnotic. Witness 1 further stated that as God Hypnotic was bragging about his involvement in the January 6 riots, another individual in the chat asked God Hypnotic why he went to the Capitol. At that point, Witness 1 said God Hypnotic backtracked and said that he went to the Capitol for reporting purposes. Witness 1 said that God Hypnotic’s comment about the events on Jan 6 was a ‘one-liner’ unprovoked by any other participants in the meeting.”

“At the time of these interviews, Witness 1 had not been in contact with ‘God Hypnotic’ since January 12, 2021. Separately, the FBI received a tip from a confidential source containing public photographs of Twitter user @CashHypnotic. The source believed that the user of the @CashHypnotic Twitter account resembled an individual who was present in the Capitol based upon publicly available footage of an individual labeled ‘Insider 805’ by the group the online group, Sedition Hunters. The source provided images to the FBI, as well as CALOIA’s Twitter handle. I have reviewed @CashHypnotic’s Twitter account, which includes several self-provided images.”

That last part is where we feel bad. A National Zero reporter very briefly look at it too and it was gross. Not like need therapy gross, but gross enough. Caloia is not a particularly good looking dude and his abusive language toward the “cashfags” who pay him to pee and jack off on camera is just as disturbing as his “content.” Just the kind of citizen MAGAmerica accepts openly and willingly.

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