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Jim Jordan’s going to subpoena Jack Smith, he really means it

Spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan on Thursday wrote a letter warning Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith that he’s facing a subpoena – for real this time, mister – if Smith doesn’t give the three-time Speakership election loser whatever information he needs to undermine an ongoing federal criminal prosecution and help fat former President Trump get reelected.

“The Committee on the Judiciary is continuing its oversight of the Biden Justice Department’s commitment to impartial justice and its handling of an unprecedented investigationand prosecution of President Biden’s chief opponent in the upcoming presidential election. In June 2023, we wrote to Attorney General Merrick Garland requesting information on youroffice’s use of Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) personnel and unredacted copies of documents related to your appointment as Special Counsel […blah blah blah, lots of bullshit demands for stuff like every single communication with DOJ leadership and documents related to Smith’s search warrant on Trump’s Twitter account]”

“Please provide this material, as well as the material requested in our June 1, June 6, and September 7, 2023, letters [that definitely got thrown in the trash] – attached and incorporated herein – as soon as possible but no later than 5:00 pm on January 4, 2024. If you do not produce documents responsive to these requests, the Committee may resort to compulsory process,” Jordan wrote.

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