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From the rest of Jake Sherman’s tweet after the cutoff: “‘Nancy Pelosi’s daughter is a whacko, her daughter told me if things were different Nancy and I would be perfect together, there’s an age difference though.’ I dont know what this means, really. But this is what he told a group of House Rs.”

Not sure what else to write here other than to note that Nancy Pelosi is like maybe four or five years older than Donald and holy shit that’s really what he meant, isn’t it? Good Lord. And what the hell kind of message is that supposed to be to his fans when he’s making shit up like this as his means of saying he’s attracted to the devil herself, a woman they’ve literally tried to murder?

Some other lowlights from reporters texting with members:

“Milwaukee, where we are having our convention, is a horrible city,” via Sherman.

“Hannibal Lecter… Nice guy… He even had a friend over for dinner,” via CNN’s Melanie Zanona.

“Roe v Wade, everyone was against it because they wanted it to be decided by the states, there was no 10 weeks, 12 weeks, every person said it’s got to be back to the states. It became a complex issue 10 years ago, everyone wanted it back in the states, and we got it back in the states, sometimes good sometimes not good, some states went one way and some states went a different way. But like Ronald Reagan, you have to have three choices: life of mother, rape and incest you have to do, but you have to follow your own heart. Republicans are so afraid of the issue, we would have had 40 seats” – Sherman again. Pretty sure he meant a 40-seat House margin in 2022.

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