Notorious piece of shit and woman abuser Corey Lewandowski, who we forget how many times he’s been fired by convicted felon former President Trump (definitely at least twice), had been telling friends last weekend he was coming back to the team once again and would be layered over current 2024 campaign co-managers Susie Wiles and Chris LaCivita, Puck’s Tara Palmeri reports.
At least part of Lewandowski claim is true as Palmeri tweeted the news with a link to Politico reporting on Thursday that Kristi Noem’s sidepiece had indeed been added to Team Orange’s roster.
“As we head into the home stretch of this election, we are continuing to add to our impressive campaign team,” Trump co-campaign managers Susie Wiles and Chris LaCivita said in a statement to Politico that has all the feel of being dictated at gunpoint. “Corey Lewandowski, Taylor Budowich, Alex Pfeiffer, Alex Bruesewitz, and Tim Murtaugh are all veterans of prior Trump campaigns [all of them complete fucking assholes too] and their unmatched experience will help President Trump prosecute the case against Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, the most radical ticket in American history.”