Despite a surge of MAGA internet demands to fire top Trump Campaign reichsgauleiters Susie Wiles and Chris LaCivita – irrespective of whether any of this shitshow is actually their fault because how can anyone tell when the candidate is constantly saying stupid shit – the two remain in the Orange God Emperor’s good graces for now amid the constant turmoil and fear, the Guardian reports.

Much of the growing dissent inside the campaign stemmed from an August 2 meeting Trump held with ghoulish longtime whisperer Kellyanne Conway and shitty country artist daughter-in-law Lara Trump in which they advised him to try to stick to policy-based attacks on Harris and yeah the Guardian actually had to print this shit, lol. Not a knock on them, it’s good reporting but fucking seriously that’s what happened. “The meeting raised hackles internally when Trump later relayed what Conway had said, which was interpreted by senior advisers as an incursion into their territory and an attempt to pitch herself to run the campaign,” Trump beat guy Hugo Lowell writes.

“Conway told Trump at their meeting, which came days after the NABJ conference, that he should stick to policy differences and not engage in personal attacks. Several campaign officials chafed at Conway’s advice when they learned of it, one of the people said, saying they had advised the same thing and saw her as stepping on their turf,” the article concludes. Holy freaking shit… What…?

What the actual fuck, lol. Kellyanne was stepping on their toes because she gave the same advice that the campaign staff did and he ignored it from them and then ignored it from Kellyanne?