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Orange Loser probably misunderstanding conspiracy theory

“The Democrats are talking about how they’re working so hard to get millions of votes from Americans living overseas. Actually, they are getting ready to CHEAT! They are going to use UOCAVA to get ballots, a program that emails ballots overseas without any citizenship check or verification of identity, whatsoever. (Foreign interference?) Remember they say, we have the ‘most secure elections in history,’ and anyone can get a ballot emailed to them! They want to dilute the TRUE vote of our beautiful military and their families, who Comrade Kamala has totally disrespected and abandoned. Republicans must act to stop them from stealing our military votes.”

“WATCH! Remember, IF YOU VOTE ILLEGALLY, YOU’RE GOING TO JAIL,” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Monday and, while we haven’t seen what the hell he thinks he’s talking about, he’s probably not even getting details of the right wing media conspiracy theory correct. The UOCAVA, or Uniformed And Overseas Citizens Absentee Voting Act, is simply the system with which voters overseas request and submit their ballots, enacted by Congress in 1986.

The Justice Department’s description doesn’t say anything about email, but so what if people print their ballot and then mail it back to their hometown clerk to be counted? What does this fat fucking idiot think will happen and what Gateway Pundit article did he half-read to spew out as this post?

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