Categories
Uncategorized

MAGA Scientologist probably actually believes his own bullshit

Scientologist and Trump fanboy Grant Cardone, previously famous for his failed effort to crowdfund the half-billion dollar judgement convicted felon former President Trump owes the State of New York for having run a fraudulent enterprise, probably actually believes this shit about the government controlling the weather rather than just inciting the kind of rubes who donated their meager earnings to pay off a “billionaire” politician’s debts. We say this because Cardone is a Scientologist, and thus believes that human psychological problems are caused by “thetans” – the ghosts of trillions of aliens that were imprisoned by the galactic Lord Xenu 75 million years ago and sacrificed by being immolated on board one of dozens of golden spaceships that looked exactly like Boeing 747s as they were intentionally crashed into Mauna Loa in Hawaii and then those alien ghosts were again imprisoned and brainwashed by Xenu before he released them into the aether… Yeah weather control does seem like that big of a stretch if you believe all that Xenu stuff.

Of course he could be just pretending to believe both. That’s entirely possible here.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Total RINO says US shouldn’t just deport scores of Haitians

2 hours ago

Orange Ayatollah makes some more empty, impotent threats to Iran

18 hours ago

MAGA Z-lister arrested for publicly spanking it at America 250 fest

23 hours ago

Iranian drones hit Bahrain

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Cult and their Antichrist talk real about Biblical values

2 days ago

Crimea under state of emergency due to Ukrainian attacks

2 days ago

Trump retcons MAGA poll’s approval rating by 15 percent

2 days ago

Listen to Brainworms trying to bribe Libertarian out of Iowa race

2 days ago

Dem trails Republican by 1 percent in Stefanik’s Trump +20 district

2 days ago

John Bolton to plead guilty on Friday

2 days ago

SPOILER ALERT: The Iranians already said they ain’t buying shit

3 days ago

DC judge finds Trump regime violated Epstein files law

3 days ago

Jaydee asserts Watergate would not have taken down Trump

3 days ago

Iranians attack Singaporean cargo vessel

3 days ago

Crowd size now fun to lie about again

3 days ago

Rick Scott urges Americans to see past the facts and evidence

3 days ago

Supreme Court rules lower courts cannot block TPS revocations

3 days ago

Federal judge nukes Trump election executive order

3 days ago

Arizona food bank demand up 8 percent since last year

3 days ago

Seat of global power uses “mutilization” in official communication

3 days ago

Venezuela earthquake death toll at least 164

3 days ago

Orange God Emperor cancels landmark bill signing

4 days ago

Dan Sullivan sues to run against Dan Sullivan

5 days ago

MAGA Congressman assumes Trump has evidence of pool plot

5 days ago

Iranians now even more better off than they were a year ago

5 days ago

UK cuffs thousands with alcohol ankle monitors during World Cup

5 days ago

Amphibians do eat algae, so maybe Trump’s onto something here

6 days ago

Cocaine Mitch’s staff insists he’s still alive

6 days ago

Axios reports Maine Dems have a growing mess on their hands

6 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Scared grownups surround tantrum-prone toddler

6 days ago

Federal judge nukes Regime subpoenas to Walk, Frey, Ellison

6 days ago

Detroit transit safety officer fired for complaining about bus driver effing supervisor on job, other top official drunkenly chasing pigeon

6 days ago

Comer still dumber than the sow he lost his virginity to in 1989

6 days ago

Dem leads Iowa Senate race 47 to 45 percent: poll

6 days ago

Alan Greenspan’s lifespan is over

6 days ago

Fox News reports they got her now

6 days ago

Keir Starmer officially announces resignation

6 days ago

Heard and McDonald Island’s baby seals clubbed hard by bird flu

7 days ago

President to sue treasonous criminals

7 days ago

Mountain Dew marketing team still has their edge

7 days ago

Baby duckling found dead in National Mall reflecting pool

7 days ago

Iranians walk out of negotiations after Trump threats

1 week ago

Fox News reads bellicose comment by deranged, elderly viewer

1 week ago

Fat toddler all but admits he’s ordering “Reflecting Poll” arrests

1 week ago

Texas woman killed when self-driving Tesla plows into home

1 week ago

Regime arresting people for taking National Mall pool paint chips

1 week ago

Orange mental patient doubles down on Italy lie

1 week ago

Newsmax guy pretty butthurt over inconsequential Trump failure

1 week ago

Scientology seizes control of public street

1 week ago

Hegseth minion tells Congress $80 billion needed to cover Iran war

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x